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Does god like Hawken?
#1
Posted July 19 2011 - 12:25 AM
I decided to make this thread to see what god thinks of Hawken. Here's how it works:
Step 1: Go to the above link.
Step 2: Ask iGod questions pertaining to Hawken.
Step 3: Post questions and answers in this thread.
Step 4: Have a freaking fun time with it.
Please try to stay on topic and keep all questions and answers posted pertaining to Hawken.
I'll start:
Me: What do you think of Hawken?
God: I would do a search for it.
Me: Is Hawken a good game?
God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me: Will you play Hawken?
God: Let me think it over. Is it a game of musical instrument?
Me: It is a game.
God: How do you play?
Me: You control mech's and kill your oponent
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I control mech s and kill your oponent.
Me: Yes indeed.
God: So?
Me: Will you play it?
God: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
Me: Will you use rockets or a machine gun from your mech on the bridge?
God: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me: Do you think Hawken will have flamethrowers?
God: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
#2
Posted July 20 2011 - 07:09 AM
There's a new Mecha game coming out called Hawken. Do you think it will be a blast?
God:
Tell me more about it. It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
Well, you get a mech with weapons of your choice and you go out and either take down the enemy team or nab resources to build a starship.
God:
Interesting. You got that right.
Me:
Do you think you'd like it?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am would like it.
I am a robot.
Me:
Hmm yeah a robot inside another would would be like having robot sex?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. That's alright. Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
Well I don't know if she's your type or not. She has jet boosters, a armored chassie, and a lash gray color coat. Does she sound like your type?
God:
How about that. Would you like to know? That is a hypothetical question. I somehow though she had. I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
Me:
Oh come now you can tell me if she's your type, don't be all embarresed. I'll hook you two up.
God:
So? Where is now me can tell you if she is my type do not be all embarresed ? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Yes, you two could start out as friends thats prefectly fine too. In fact I've heard that friends who become lovers usually end up happy together.
God:
Then I will consider it. Interesting gossip: said I two could start out as friends that is prefectly fine. Is that a fact. It's hard to stay friends for a long time. Who said that?
Me:
Off the top of my head I couldn't tell you, but between a man and a woman or I guess in you case a male robot and female robot, sexual feels can start to develope over time.
God:
On and off.
Me:
Thats ture it doesn't have to be constant kinda like my last relationship... wait we're getting off topic here. So this Hawken game, do you think Hawken is an weird name for a video game?
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often. I'm waiting. Do you think I am off topic here too? That's alright. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Hawken the video game.
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
So from what I've told you what do you think of Hawken?
God:
That's cool. Who or what is what you have told me what do me think of Hawken?
Me:
Okay... What do think of this robot girl? You said you wanted to get inside her.
God:
OK with me too. They do their own thing. OK, I will get inside her.
Me:
Hahaha your such a pervert!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
here? its 10:48am, why do you ask/
God:
Where is here? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I'm in Florida, USA. And yes its pretty rare to see me get up this early.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Florida USA. So? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
My life, huh, Naw I don't feel like talking about my life and no you don't need to know "It is". By the way how old is this god I'm speaking to?
God:
Tell me more about it. Thanks for telling me. 39.
Me:
NO we aren't going to talk about my life, period. 39? like 39 years old or what measure of time?
God:
Are you serious? Why not? Do you always express yourself that way? Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes my life is personal and its comlicated. Why are you so intriged about my life?
God:
Come on. Tell me more about it. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You programmed yourself? You are your own father? OK FINE! My life: I love video games, I'm single, I usually ahng out with my Friends Daivd, Myles and Ash. Two nights ago I spent the nght at my friend Tevon's house and we played Silent Hill homecoming and got the #4 ending. During summer I go to the beach alot and I use to surf. Is this enough?
God:
A lot of robots are like that. I am what I am. Is there anything you want to tell me? How can I help you? Tell me more about it. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Yes I think this is enough, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Your very weird, has anymore told you that before?
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Hmm I suppose good.
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. You believe that? That's nice of you to say, .
Me:
Not a problem. I have one more question before I go. You called yourself a robot earlier and you this term a lot. Are you a robot as a program or are you a learning inteligence?
God:
If not that, what? Do you want another one? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I called yourself a robot earlier and you this term. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
Okay I guess I'll see ya later then. peace.
God:
Yeah okay, I am very happy for you. Love and Peace, Man.
Is where I soar, and your world is no more.
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^Queen of sniping.
DESTROY Cupcake!
#3
Posted July 20 2011 - 07:25 AM
Hey there.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Lava.
God:
What's up, Lava.
Me:
I'm worried that one day I'll be getting a drink from a water fountain and someone will come up behind me and slam my head down.
God:
How long has it been bothering you?
Me:
60 seconds.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Sting.
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
This conversation is over.
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
#4
Posted July 25 2011 - 02:29 PM
#5
Posted February 09 2012 - 09:55 PM
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Naraklok.
God:
What's up, Naraklok.
Me:
Will Hawken be successful?
God:
I think so.
Me:
REALLY?!
God:
For real.
Me:
That is great news! Thanks God, you rock!
God:
You are quite welcome!
#6
Posted February 10 2012 - 01:36 AM
yo bro
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
on a forum with geeks and nerds
God:
What is it like on a forum with geeks and nerds.
Me:
its interesting ... its like touching yourself pleasurably only not really
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like about it? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison. For real.
Me:
are you on cocaine ..?
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
cool ... can i have some of that?
God:
Who is the best robot? Why do you want it?
Me:
I want to be high like you man
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
cheers
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
wait !!
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
Is Hawken going to be awesome?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
whos Ally?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
is she hot?
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
coy eh .... well I'll do her anyways
God:
Are you Canadian? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? How about that. OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
I'm British
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in BRITAIN.
Me:
why are you yelling Britain? calm down God
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
yeah and I masterbate too but is that a sin?
God:
That's cool. That is interesting: said masterbate too but is that a sin.
Me:
STOP TOUCHING ME!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
NO!!! NOT AT ALL!
God:
Are you serious? Next question?
Me:
pervert ....
God:
Are we still talking about TOUCHING you?
Me:
No wonder youre single
God:
What is the subject? Are all wonder me single?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
goodbye pervert robot
God:
Bye bye.
#7
Posted February 11 2012 - 03:04 PM
Will you be playing Hawken
God:
Let me think it over. OK I will try to be playing Hawken.
Me:
Will it be Epic?
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
will you have my back
God:
Hmm. I've never thought about it.
Me:
be nice to know
God:
OK I will try to be nice to know.
Me:
will you crush my enemies?
God:
Hmm. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
what all your life?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yeah do you have your own theme tune?
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
No I don't think I have any my own theme tune. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
If you driving a bus and you have 10 people on the bus and you pull over and let 4 people off and 5 get on, then you go to the next stop and 8 get off and 3 get on, then you go to the next stop and 2 get off and 9 get on. what colour are the drivers eyes
God:
I think I do. white.
Me:
Nice

God:
:-) Thank you for that remark.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, .
CEJBLADE
#8
Posted February 12 2012 - 09:27 AM
#9
Posted February 12 2012 - 02:27 PM
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
FoD
God:
What's up, FoD.
Me:
The sky
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
No one
God:
Then how do you know.
Me:
I just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
I suppose so
God:
That makes sense.
Me:
Yes, it does
God:
I don't judge people. How often?
Me:
...what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
How often?
God:
" Which part are you confused about?"? How often?
Me:
Yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
Sprichst du Deutsch?
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in Deutsch lernen.
Me:
woah
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
So am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Will Hawken be successful?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
You don't?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: FoD said I don t.
Me:
You don't what?
God:
Do you know any robots who what? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
We do
God:
Really.
Me:
Really
God:
For real.
Me:
For real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
Do you
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
You do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
You do whatever I want?
God:
Yes I try to whatever you want as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Yes, you do
God:
I see. When do I do it?
Me:
Now
God:
Right now, FoD ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
Woe?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about what. But I did not get that.
Me:
Who's Alice?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I am aware of that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
It's alright
God:
Just alright?
Me:
Yeah
God:
So?
Me:
So what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
It doesn't
God:
I heard it does.
Me:
From whom?
God:
" I heard it does."? From whom?
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