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#1 Umbre

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Posted January 10 2013 - 01:52 AM

As you all know, I am indisputably the TOP player in HAWKEN across the globe. Now I'm sure all you small-time rookies out there are simply dying to know what skills I employ on the battlefield, so I prepared you all this fantastic video showcasing my awesomeness. Slow-mo used for your viewing pleasure, and so you can take notes on every detail of the grueling battles I find myself in.

I know your hands will be instinctively drawn to click on the "like" button, but please refrain from doing so until you have witnessed the entire video!

BEHOLD!



Be sure to provide gratuitous amounts of praise and positive comments. I will accept absolutely no criticism!

COMING SOON: 360 No-scope TOW to the FACE!


For those of you who want a link to the crappy music: http://hiqdub.net-la...step#anchHQDC04

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Posted January 10 2013 - 02:01 AM

+1

All around the world, women are being blown away by your awesome
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Edited by ReachH, January 10 2013 - 02:03 AM.

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Development happens.


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Posted January 10 2013 - 02:10 AM

Amazing. I like how you purposefully miss some TOW shots to psych out your opponents. Pro in every sense of the word.

This video also reinforced my hatred of dubstep, but that is offset by the lol-worthy chat shown at the end.

I give two enthusiastic thumbs up.
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Posted January 10 2013 - 02:19 AM

Finally the proof i have been waiting for! Dodge/boost is just a stupid gimmick! Excellent display of Fred, all hail the Fred Lord Umbre!
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Posted January 10 2013 - 02:20 AM

No midair detonates?

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You're just saving them all for a midair detonate kill montage, right? Right?....

I kid, I kid.  Excellent job!

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Posted January 10 2013 - 02:22 AM

<sarcasm>


I dunno if anyone saw "bank accounts" video he posted earlier today, but let me be the first to say

"I call hacks" :blink:

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#7 Umbre

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Posted January 10 2013 - 02:22 AM

Air bursting is for NOOBS.

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Posted January 10 2013 - 02:26 AM

Real men can land TOWs on floating elephants.

View Post[HWK]HUGHES, on October 23 2013 - 06:01 PM, said:

Development happens.


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Posted January 10 2013 - 02:47 AM

Regardless of the fake bravado/swagger at work, there's something interesting that this video illustrates by running everything at a slower speed than normal: It really makes the combat easier to follow and lets you see exactly how important dodging and thinking on your feet is in Hawken, since close-quarters is such a hectic combat situation.
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#10 Umbre

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Posted January 10 2013 - 02:53 AM

Yup, there were a lot of situations I knew I could avoid had I utilized my mobility. Also to note, I deliberately avoided air-bursting my TOWs. The intent was to play as badly as possible, and most if not ALL my targets would have died much quicker had I air-bursted at every opportunity. You'll notice I had to rely on repeatedly abusing the cooldown ability to compensate for extremely poor offensive and defensive play.

Edited by Umbre, January 10 2013 - 02:54 AM.


#11 Dread_Lord_Pitr

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Posted January 10 2013 - 03:01 AM

Needs Moar Vulcan.
And less fuzzy music.
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#12 Balls_Of_Steel

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Posted January 10 2013 - 03:04 AM

This is an ode to the assault rifle.  Hail to the king baby.
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#13 Umbre

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Posted January 10 2013 - 03:08 AM

View PostDread_Lord_Pitr, on January 10 2013 - 03:01 AM, said:

Needs Moar Vulcan.
And less fuzzy music.

CRITICISM!

lalalalala I can't read yoooooouuuuuu!

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Posted January 10 2013 - 03:13 AM

Also, more male bonding TDM, less playing with the kiddies in DM.
What are you, 5 years old ? ^_^ :ph34r: :lol:
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Posted January 10 2013 - 03:17 AM

Im just sitting here hoping someone dosent get the joke and starts acting like a pro because he knows how to airburst / dodge.
One can hope cant he?
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Posted January 10 2013 - 03:27 AM

^ You just spoiled the fun

#17 Umbre

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Posted January 10 2013 - 03:27 AM

View PostSupernoob, on January 10 2013 - 03:17 AM, said:

Im just sitting here hoping someone dosent get the joke and starts acting like a pro because he knows how to airburst / dodge.
One can hope cant he?

Psst, I don't think Dread_Lord_Pitr gets the joke..






The joke being that I'm female, and he suggests male-bonding! It's funny because that's not actually the joke!

Edited by Umbre, January 10 2013 - 03:28 AM.


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Posted January 10 2013 - 03:32 AM

View PostUmbre, on January 10 2013 - 03:27 AM, said:

View PostSupernoob, on January 10 2013 - 03:17 AM, said:

Im just sitting here hoping someone dosent get the joke and starts acting like a pro because he knows how to airburst / dodge.
One can hope cant he?

Psst, I don't think Dread_Lord_Pitr gets the joke..






The joke being that I'm female, and he suggests male-bonding! It's funny because that's not actually the joke!

Guess you forgot rules 30 and 31 of the internet... :lol:
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#19 Umbre

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Posted January 10 2013 - 03:36 AM

View PostDread_Lord_Pitr, on January 10 2013 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostUmbre, on January 10 2013 - 03:27 AM, said:

View PostSupernoob, on January 10 2013 - 03:17 AM, said:

Im just sitting here hoping someone dosent get the joke and starts acting like a pro because he knows how to airburst / dodge.
One can hope cant he?

Psst, I don't think Dread_Lord_Pitr gets the joke..






The joke being that I'm female, and he suggests male-bonding! It's funny because that's not actually the joke!

Guess you forgot rules 30 and 31 of the internet... :lol:

I have money though..

#20 Dread_Lord_Pitr

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Posted January 10 2013 - 03:57 AM

View PostUmbre, on January 10 2013 - 03:36 AM, said:

I have money though..

And i have a cupcake :ph34r:
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