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#1 Countrygal

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Posted May 27 2013 - 02:47 AM

... you dream at night and every person you meet has a big yellow target circle around the belly
... you try to turn every picture/website/program on your monitor with help of your mouse for better view
... at work you login to Hawken forums first, then enter office program
... you tell your parent/husband/wife/friend that his/her car can dodge quite good by hitting the handbrake real hard to oversteer while driving
... you see a nice design on a clothing and think "Oh this would be an adorable camo"
... you give away a 50 dollar bill for something which costs 49 dollar and think "gg, that was close"



it´s your turn

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#2 nightside

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Posted May 27 2013 - 03:14 AM

... you try to judge the best point to unload Hellfires as you cross the road in front of traffic
... you've forgotten what your spouse looks like or what the hell they're even talking about
... you tell said spouse about leading the target with a TOW
... map cycling on to Bazaar is the highlight of your day

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#3 EliteShooter

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Posted May 27 2013 - 04:12 AM

You hate people in your environment and you wanna know more people (GAMERS) !!!

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#4 Mercenary88

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Posted May 27 2013 - 06:10 AM

You walk up to doorways along the wall and walk through them sideways.
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#5 ropefish

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Posted May 27 2013 - 04:44 PM

your dreams have tlking mechs
"I find that there are those who will hang themselves if you give them enough rope, and that there are those who will provide their own rope. "
-VocalMagic           Croin//illal's wildlife

View PostDaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:

You don't nuke Ropefish : ROPEFISH NUKES YOU!

#6 SmirkingRevenge

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Posted May 27 2013 - 11:51 PM

... you look away from your computer monitor and everything is still shaking.
... you hear someone welding at work and wonder who's repairing and also if you can kill them.
... you pretend to 'Shift-A' and 'Shift-D' while walking through a shopping center

#7 ropefish

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Posted May 28 2013 - 08:59 AM

...you here the game calling you when doing online school work 0.0)
"I find that there are those who will hang themselves if you give them enough rope, and that there are those who will provide their own rope. "
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View PostDaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:

You don't nuke Ropefish : ROPEFISH NUKES YOU!

#8 Countrygal

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Posted May 28 2013 - 09:22 AM

... you cross you´re boss´s way in the corridor and camouflage is on cooldown

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#9 ropefish

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Posted May 28 2013 - 09:54 AM

...you start getting headaches
"I find that there are those who will hang themselves if you give them enough rope, and that there are those who will provide their own rope. "
-VocalMagic           Croin//illal's wildlife

View PostDaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:

You don't nuke Ropefish : ROPEFISH NUKES YOU!

#10 Frouste

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Posted May 31 2013 - 05:40 AM

... when your friend jumps out at you (scaring you) and your first reaction is to click your primary or secondary fire.
"... And I gazed once more unto the looking glass, but with a clear and unclouded will..."

#11 tease_it

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Posted May 31 2013 - 08:50 AM

... when playing basketball, you make a REV-GL sound whenever you score a 3-pointer.
... after arguing with another member of your household (spouse, parent, etc.), you go to your room and convert to turret mode.
... when your car is low on fuel and you're at a stoplight, you wonder why the fuel gauge isn't going up.
... when at a shooting range, you try to wield 2 sniper rifles by holding one in each hand; after hitting a target, you shout "suck my fuzzy bunny hitscan!"
... when at the grocery store, you use Shift+S to change what side of the aisle you're looking at.

Edited by tease_it, May 31 2013 - 08:52 AM.

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#12 -Tj-

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Posted May 31 2013 - 10:19 AM

... you fall half asleep and get jolted back to fully awake because you thought things in the game you fell half asleep in were enemy mechs and incoming fire.
... you expect other games to have a 180° turn.
... see or hear anything related to mechs and immediately want to play Hawken.
... you spend more than a week away from the game, and your brain feels numb when you finally get to play it again.
... you no longer hear the mech start up and ambient sounds in the game (the ones you heard when you first started playing and went, "COOOOOOL!!").

#13 LovelyRita

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Posted May 31 2013 - 11:00 AM

... you randomly daydream about kill steaks when in the middle of a boring conversation.
... you hear little beeping noises and immediately start dodging side to side.
... you count down the time until your free to play hawken again.
... when after not playing for a few hours you being to experience mood swings, chills and withdraw.
... when you get the achievement for having played hawken for 50 hours - I got mine just today (:
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#14 ropefish

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Posted May 31 2013 - 01:36 PM

...when you start playing you gaze at the awesome graphics and nvidia textures and then get killed
"I find that there are those who will hang themselves if you give them enough rope, and that there are those who will provide their own rope. "
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View PostDaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:

You don't nuke Ropefish : ROPEFISH NUKES YOU!

#15 Jody

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Posted May 31 2013 - 02:15 PM

... a rumbling car noise sounds like a repair drone so you duck for cover.
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#16 Dinre

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Posted May 31 2013 - 02:28 PM

... when you start complaining in other games that SHIFT + S doesn't perform a 180.  (I'm still not there.)

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#17 ropefish

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Posted May 31 2013 - 02:39 PM

...when devs finally play the forum games :3
"I find that there are those who will hang themselves if you give them enough rope, and that there are those who will provide their own rope. "
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View PostDaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:

You don't nuke Ropefish : ROPEFISH NUKES YOU!

#18 AsianJoyKiller

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Posted May 31 2013 - 02:57 PM

I don't play Hawken nearly as much as used to, and I still hit Shift+S in other games in an attempt to 180. Back when Borderlands 2 was released, this was a major problem for me.

[HWK]HUGHES, on July 03 2013 - 11:07 PM, said:

AJK is right

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#19 Akrium

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Posted May 31 2013 - 07:34 PM

... Looking at the cars in front of you thinking that you could pass them by real quick if you had an "Ability" button on your car.
... As you walk around work you think of where the best ambush places are located and where S1, S2, and S3 would be located to be the most fair and most interesting.
... You talk to your monitor at work and call it Fred. Even though everyone looks at you weird. (they just are not cool enough to understand. though you tell them about hawken to get them into the game too)
... You keep calling maps by their old alpha and closed beta names while playing the game with open beta players.

#20 Guiotine

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Posted May 31 2013 - 08:55 PM

...When you play LoL and press "C" to try and repair, and wonder why the hell the character sheet came up.
...When you think "gg" whenever you make some kind of small "victory".

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I dub thee, Guiotine, 'Coloxxen, the mech pokemon'

View PostAsianJoyKiller, on July 02 2013 - 03:18 PM, said:

This wall of text gets the AJK Seal of Approval.




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