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You´re playing way to much Hawken if....
#1
Posted May 27 2013 - 02:47 AM
... you try to turn every picture/website/program on your monitor with help of your mouse for better view
... at work you login to Hawken forums first, then enter office program
... you tell your parent/husband/wife/friend that his/her car can dodge quite good by hitting the handbrake real hard to oversteer while driving
... you see a nice design on a clothing and think "Oh this would be an adorable camo"
... you give away a 50 dollar bill for something which costs 49 dollar and think "gg, that was close"
it´s your turn
Please excuse grammatical errors, English is not my first language. Thanks!
#2
Posted May 27 2013 - 03:14 AM
... you've forgotten what your spouse looks like or what the hell they're even talking about
... you tell said spouse about leading the target with a TOW
... map cycling on to Bazaar is the highlight of your day
Edited by nightside, May 27 2013 - 03:14 AM.
#5
Posted May 27 2013 - 04:44 PM
-VocalMagic Croin//illal's wildlife
 DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
#6
Posted May 27 2013 - 11:51 PM
... you hear someone welding at work and wonder who's repairing and also if you can kill them.
... you pretend to 'Shift-A' and 'Shift-D' while walking through a shopping center
#7
Posted May 28 2013 - 08:59 AM
-VocalMagic Croin//illal's wildlife
 DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
#8
Posted May 28 2013 - 09:22 AM
Please excuse grammatical errors, English is not my first language. Thanks!
#9
Posted May 28 2013 - 09:54 AM
-VocalMagic Croin//illal's wildlife
 DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
#10
Posted May 31 2013 - 05:40 AM
#11
Posted May 31 2013 - 08:50 AM
... after arguing with another member of your household (spouse, parent, etc.), you go to your room and convert to turret mode.
... when your car is low on fuel and you're at a stoplight, you wonder why the fuel gauge isn't going up.
... when at a shooting range, you try to wield 2 sniper rifles by holding one in each hand; after hitting a target, you shout "suck my fuzzy bunny hitscan!"
... when at the grocery store, you use Shift+S to change what side of the aisle you're looking at.
Edited by tease_it, May 31 2013 - 08:52 AM.
#12
Posted May 31 2013 - 10:19 AM
... you expect other games to have a 180° turn.
... see or hear anything related to mechs and immediately want to play Hawken.
... you spend more than a week away from the game, and your brain feels numb when you finally get to play it again.
... you no longer hear the mech start up and ambient sounds in the game (the ones you heard when you first started playing and went, "COOOOOOL!!").
#13
Posted May 31 2013 - 11:00 AM
... you hear little beeping noises and immediately start dodging side to side.
... you count down the time until your free to play hawken again.
... when after not playing for a few hours you being to experience mood swings, chills and withdraw.
... when you get the achievement for having played hawken for 50 hours - I got mine just today (:
 
#14
Posted May 31 2013 - 01:36 PM
-VocalMagic Croin//illal's wildlife
 DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
#15
Posted May 31 2013 - 02:15 PM
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#16
Posted May 31 2013 - 02:28 PM

#17
Posted May 31 2013 - 02:39 PM
-VocalMagic Croin//illal's wildlife
 DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
#18
Posted May 31 2013 - 02:57 PM
[HWK]HUGHES, on July 03 2013 - 11:07 PM, said:
The Sinful Infil HEAT Cannon Hustler, Cloaking and Smoking, C-Class Swagger, Ballin' n' Brawlin'
#19
Posted May 31 2013 - 07:34 PM
... As you walk around work you think of where the best ambush places are located and where S1, S2, and S3 would be located to be the most fair and most interesting.
... You talk to your monitor at work and call it Fred. Even though everyone looks at you weird. (they just are not cool enough to understand. though you tell them about hawken to get them into the game too)
... You keep calling maps by their old alpha and closed beta names while playing the game with open beta players.
#20
Posted May 31 2013 - 08:55 PM
...When you think "gg" whenever you make some kind of small "victory".
ReachH said:
 AsianJoyKiller, on July 02 2013 - 03:18 PM, said:
AsianJoyKiller, on July 02 2013 - 03:18 PM, said:
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