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#1 Luftwaffle

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Posted October 25 2012 - 07:47 PM

... It totally looks like a TV.

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Edited by Luftwaffle, October 25 2012 - 07:53 PM.

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#2 F15H3R

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Posted October 25 2012 - 07:51 PM

No better way to get you to maybe spend a little money than to offer you a TV stand in place of that Machine of War you were always wanting. :ph34r:
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#3 Luftwaffle

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Posted October 25 2012 - 08:13 PM

View PostF15H3R, on October 25 2012 - 07:51 PM, said:

No better way to get you to maybe spend a little money than to offer you a TV stand in place of that Machine of War you were always wanting. :ph34r:
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Posted October 25 2012 - 08:15 PM

That could TOTALLY be a Defensive Skill for that mech!!!

Example:
I'm about to die... what do I do? I know!

Special Ability LCD TV "Adult Entertainment" mode ACTIVATE!

That'll distract them while I heal...

Edited by c0mad0r, October 25 2012 - 08:16 PM.

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Posted October 25 2012 - 08:22 PM

View PostLuftwaffle, on October 25 2012 - 07:47 PM, said:


Sleepy as I am, I lawled.
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Posted October 25 2012 - 08:30 PM

Gahahaha. What if you could put messages on the screen (pre-selected from an Adhesive-curated list, not user-uploaded jpegs) as a taunt?

"FRIENDLY!" in big flashing letters would be a good way of reminding your team they're firing on a friendly... and might distract and mislead an enemy long enough.

If not, I want my screen to be a Final Jeopardy! blue answer screen where it says "What is... your death?" with a wager of $9,999,999.99 in badly-written letters.
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Posted October 25 2012 - 09:31 PM

View PostElix, on October 25 2012 - 08:30 PM, said:

Gahahaha. What if you could put messages on the screen (pre-selected from an Adhesive-curated list, not user-uploaded jpegs) as a taunt?

"FRIENDLY!" in big flashing letters would be a good way of reminding your team they're firing on a friendly... and might distract and mislead an enemy long enough.

If not, I want my screen to be a Final Jeopardy! blue answer screen where it says "What is... your death?" with a wager of $9,999,999.99 in badly-written letters.
And when you die it turns into a Windows BSOD
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Posted October 25 2012 - 09:54 PM

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Posted October 25 2012 - 10:14 PM

View Postc0mad0r, on October 25 2012 - 09:31 PM, said:

And when you die it turns into a Windows BSOD
SO

MUCH

YES.

Please, Adhesive. Please please please. I will endure hours and hours of uncredited repetition testing (does the game crash if you open and close the options menu 500 times in a row? need 10 repetitions of test to confirm) if the alpha 2/dev hunt prize is a custom taunt/death animation for TV Mech of the front BSOD'ing. I will even hook up my webcam so you can watch and see that I am, in fact, opening and closing the options menu 25,000 times in a row in order to catch potential memory leaks, if that's what it takes. (Mostly not serious, obviously. :D)

Edited by Elix, October 25 2012 - 10:18 PM.

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Posted October 25 2012 - 10:19 PM

View PostLuftwaffle, on October 25 2012 - 07:47 PM, said:

... It totally looks like a TV.

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Posted October 25 2012 - 11:43 PM

When I look at it all I can think of is Fooly Cooly/ FLCL.

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Posted October 25 2012 - 11:45 PM

And now we know the mech's name is Fred.
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