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#1 h0B0

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Posted February 22 2013 - 11:40 AM

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Edited by h0B0, February 22 2013 - 11:44 AM.

Click me! I dare you.

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View Post[HWK]HUGHES, on March 15 2013 - 08:35 PM, said:

Oh don't always listen to h0B0. Lol.


#2 h0B0

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Posted February 22 2013 - 11:40 AM

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Click me! I dare you.

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View Post[HWK]HUGHES, on March 15 2013 - 08:35 PM, said:

Oh don't always listen to h0B0. Lol.


#3 Raygin

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Posted February 22 2013 - 11:41 AM

This makes all the sense.
So I will stand here with my shoulders square and tall,                                     Oh god...
and when the whistle blows, I'll falter,                                                                Oh god!
but when the crash comes I will fall.                                                                   Here comes the arm.
With so much steam and steel behind it,
I won't slow it down at all.

#4 Gookywun

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Posted February 22 2013 - 11:45 AM

Aliens...?

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#5 Scapes

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Posted February 22 2013 - 11:48 AM

h0B0 has broken the code. Agents have been dispatched.
"Nothing reveals humanity so well as the games it plays."

#6 Beefsweat

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Posted February 22 2013 - 11:52 AM

HOBO, WAIT! YOU FORGOT THE - [TRANSMISSION TERMINATED, DATA EXPUNGED]
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#7 Ryuronin

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Posted February 22 2013 - 11:55 AM

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|CR-T Recruit "bOOBtUBE"|Sharpshooter "Ronin"|Rocketeer "Razgriz"|Reaper "DeathScythe"|Bruiser "Tank"|Brawler "ThunderThighs"|
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#8 WarPig

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Posted February 22 2013 - 12:06 PM

this is the best F*n thread ever.. im so in love with hobo right this moment.

I think I laughed so hard I fuzzy bunnied my pants.
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#9 ShadowGTR

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Posted February 22 2013 - 12:06 PM

OMG! It makes so much sense now! That would explain why the <REDACTED> is set up that way. Also, I just noticed a connection between <REDACTED - FLAGGING USER> and the <REDACTED - REPEAT OFFENDER: DISPATCHING EMP TO USER'S LOCATION>.

With this evidence, I will finally be able to.....<USER CONNECTION TERMINATED FOR FOUR SECONDS>.

<CONNECTION REESTABLISHED...>

Aw maaaaan, EMP'd. :(

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#10 Saturnine

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Posted February 22 2013 - 12:07 PM

View PostScapes, on February 22 2013 - 11:48 AM, said:

h0B0 has broken the code. Agents have been dispatched.

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All the people claiming that the developers were out to make the game pay 2 win or to fuzz over the players were right!

My god.

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Edited by Saturnine, February 22 2013 - 12:18 PM.

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#11 Akrium

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Posted February 22 2013 - 12:09 PM

hahaha

#12 MajorMojo

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Posted February 22 2013 - 12:16 PM

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#13 Kerbstomp

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Posted February 22 2013 - 12:56 PM

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#14 Beefsweat

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Posted February 22 2013 - 12:59 PM

DAMMIT KERBY, I WAS GONNA USE THAT GIF
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#15 Majic12

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Posted February 22 2013 - 01:10 PM

Yo, Erich wants a word with you.

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#16 Cpt_Kill_Jack

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Posted February 22 2013 - 01:18 PM

Yup everything checks out.

#17 RED_FIVE

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Posted February 22 2013 - 01:20 PM

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#18 Xuande

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Posted February 22 2013 - 01:20 PM

Is that a battleship on Prosk? Prosk Seige mode?! Do wants!
Ol' Betsy || CR-T Recruit   Jethro || Raider
Jim Bob || Beserker    Big Bertha || Brawler
Bubba || Bruiser            Billy-Bob || Technician
Bobby-Joe || Reaper
My name is pronounced (Shuahn-duuh) not (Juan-dee).

#19 Guiotine

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Posted February 22 2013 - 02:11 PM

I just... I just don't even know what's real anymore. I feel like my whole life is a lie. :(


...eh, it doesn't matter. When the devs create a real Hakwen Virus and Adhesive changes its name to Crion, I call being in the sharpshooter! :ph34r:

Edited by Guiotine, February 22 2013 - 02:14 PM.

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I dub thee, Guiotine, 'Coloxxen, the mech pokemon'

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This wall of text gets the AJK Seal of Approval.

#20 The_Eldritch_Abomination

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Posted February 22 2013 - 04:53 PM

It all makes sense now...
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