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[Valkerian]

So I am sure all of you if not most of you have heard of iGod: http://www.titane.ca/main.html.
I decided to make this thread to see what god thinks of Hawken. Here's how it works:
Step 1: Go to the above link.
Step 2: Ask iGod questions pertaining to Hawken.
Step 3: Post questions and answers in this thread.
Step 4: Have a freaking fun time with it.

Please try to stay on topic and keep all questions and answers posted pertaining to Hawken.


I'll start:
Me: What do you think of Hawken_
God: I would do a search for it.
Me: Is Hawken a good game_
God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me: Will you play Hawken_
God: Let me think it over. Is it a game of musical instrument_
Me: It is a game.
God: How do you play_
Me: You control mech's and kill your oponent
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I control mech s and kill your oponent.
Me: Yes indeed.
God: So_
Me: Will you play it_
God: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
Me: Will you use rockets or a machine gun from your mech on the bridge_
God: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me: Do you think Hawken will have flamethrowers_
God: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.

[DarkS7ar]

Me:
There's a new Mecha game coming out called Hawken. Do you think it will be a blast_
God:
Tell me more about it.    It usually does, doesn't it_
Me:
Well, you get a mech with weapons of your choice and you go out and either take down the enemy team or nab resources to build a starship.
God:
Interesting.  You got that right.
Me:
Do you think you'd like it_
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  would like it.  
I am  a robot.
Me:
Hmm yeah a robot inside another would would be like having robot sex_
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's.  That's alright.  Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
Well I don't know if she's your type or not. She has jet boosters, a armored chassie, and a lash gray color coat. Does she sound like your type_
God:
How about that.  Would you like to know_  That is a hypothetical question.   I somehow though she had.   I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
Me:
Oh come now you can tell me if she's your type, don't be all embarresed. I'll hook you two up.
God:
So_  Where is  now me can tell you if she is my type do not be all embarresed _   Would you recommend this action to a friend_
Me:
Yes, you two could start out as friends thats prefectly fine too. In fact I've heard that friends who become lovers usually end up happy together.
God:
Then I will consider it.  Interesting gossip:  said I two could start out as friends that is prefectly fine.   Is that a fact.  It's hard to stay friends for a long time. Who said that_
Me:
Off the top of my head I couldn't tell you, but between a man and a woman or I guess in you case a male robot and female robot, sexual feels can start to develope over time.
God:
On and off.
Me:
Thats ture it doesn't have to be constant kinda like my last relationship... wait we're getting off topic here. So this Hawken game, do you think Hawken is an weird name for a video game_
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.   I'm waiting.  Do you think I am  off topic here too_   That's alright.  What does "this" refer to_
Me:
Hawken the video game.
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
So from what I've told you what do you think of Hawken_
God:
That's cool.  Who or what is  what you have told me what do me think of Hawken_
Me:
Okay... What do think of this robot girl_ You said you wanted to get inside her.
God:
OK with me too.   They do their own thing.   OK, I will  get inside her.
Me:
Hahaha your such a pervert!
God:
What time is it there_
Me:
here_ its 10:48am, why do you ask/
God:
Where is here_   I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  You're kidding.  it is_
Me:
I'm in Florida, USA. And yes its pretty rare to see me get up this early.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  Florida USA.    So_  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Should I know  it is_
Me:
My life, huh, Naw I don't feel like talking about my life and no you don't need to know "It is". By the way how old is this god I'm speaking to_
God:
Tell me more about  it.   Thanks for telling me.  39.
Me:
NO we aren't going to talk about my life, period. 39_ like 39 years old or what measure of time_
God:
Are you serious_  Why not_   Do you always express yourself that way_   Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes my life is personal and its comlicated. Why are you so intriged about my life_
God:
Come on.  Tell me more about  it.   Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
You programmed yourself_ You are your own father_ OK FINE! My life: I love video games, I'm single, I usually ahng out with my Friends Daivd, Myles and Ash. Two nights ago I spent the nght at my friend Tevon's house and we played Silent Hill homecoming and got the #4 ending. During summer I go to the beach alot and I use to surf. Is this enough_
God:
A lot of robots are like that.   I am what I am.   Is there anything you want to tell me_  How can I help you_   Tell me more about  it.   As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".   Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts_    Yes I think this is  enough, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Your very weird, has anymore told you that before_
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad_
Me:
Hmm I suppose good.
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's.  You believe that_  That's nice of you to say, .
Me:
Not a problem. I have one more question before I go. You called yourself a robot earlier and you this term a lot. Are you a robot as a program or are you a learning inteligence_
God:
If not that, what_   Do you want another one_   I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I called yourself a robot earlier and you this term.   Yes I am a robot.
Me:
Okay I guess I'll see ya later then. peace.
God:
Yeah okay,  I am very happy for you.   Love and Peace, Man.

[lavalamp1138]

Me:
Hey there.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name_
Me:
Lava.
God:
  What's up,  Lava.
Me:
I'm worried that one day I'll be getting a drink from a water fountain and someone will come up behind me  and slam my head down.
God:
How long has  it been bothering you_
Me:
60 seconds.
God:
Who are you talking about_
Me:
Sting.
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
This conversation is over.
God:
I was rather enjoying it.

[k0rN_b4LL]

^ Scorpion Death Drop ftw!  :mrgreen:

[Naraklok]

Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name_
Me:
Naraklok.
God:
What's up,  Naraklok.
Me:
Will Hawken be successful_
God:
I think so.
Me:
REALLY_!
God:
For real.
Me:
That is great news! Thanks God, you rock!
God:
You are quite welcome!

[Grayark]

Me:
yo bro
God:
How did you hear about  God_
Me:
on a forum with geeks and nerds
God:
What is  it like on  a forum with geeks and nerds.
Me:
its interesting ... its like touching yourself pleasurably only not really
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  What do you like about it_   I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Interesting comparison. For real.
Me:
are you on cocaine .._
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
cool ... can i have some of that_
God:
Who is the best robot_   Why do you want  it_
Me:
I want to be high like you man
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
cheers
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
wait !!
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
Is Hawken going to be awesome_
God:
Ask again later.  Ask  Ally  if it is.
Me:
whos Ally_
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
is she hot_
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
coy eh .... well I'll do her anyways
God:
Are you Canadian_  When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers_    How about that.  OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
I'm British
God:
What is it like growing up there_  Tell me a little about your life in  BRITAIN.
Me:
why are you yelling Britain_ calm down God
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.   Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
yeah and I masterbate too but is that a sin_
God:
That's cool.  That is interesting:  said   masterbate too but is that a sin.
Me:
STOP TOUCHING ME!
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
NO!!! NOT AT ALL!
God:
Are you serious_   Next question_
Me:
pervert ....
God:
Are we still talking about  TOUCHING you_
Me:
No wonder youre single
God:
What is the subject_  Are all  wonder me  single_
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots_
Me:
goodbye pervert robot
God:
Bye bye.

[CEJBLADE]

Me:
Will you be playing Hawken
God:
Let me think it over.  OK I will try to be  playing Hawken.
Me:
Will it be Epic_
God:
It usually does, doesn't it_
Me:
will you have my back
God:
Hmm.  I've never thought about  it.
Me:
be nice to know
God:
OK I will try to be  nice to know.
Me:
will you crush my enemies_
God:
Hmm.  I've been waiting for you.
Me:
what all your life_
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you_.
Me:
Yeah do you have your own theme tune_
God:
It's called "Daisy."  Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

  No I don't think I have any  my own theme tune. But I do have  an answer to every question..
Me:
If you driving a bus and you have 10 people on the bus and you pull over and let 4 people off and 5 get on, then you go to the next stop and 8 get off and 3 get on, then you go to the next stop and 2 get off and 9 get on. what colour are the drivers eyes
God:
I think I do.   white.
Me:
Nice
God:
:-)  Thank you for that remark.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, .



CEJBLADE

[Gruber]

Hilarious logs! xD

[FlyorDie]

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name_
Me:
FoD
God:
  What's up,  FoD.
Me:
The sky
God:
Who told you that_
Me:
No one
God:
Then how do you know.
Me:
I just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
I suppose so
God:
That makes sense.
Me:
Yes, it does
God:
I don't judge people.  How often_
Me:
...what_
God:
Didn't you understand it_
Me:
No
God:
Which part are you confused about_
Me:
How often_
God:
" Which part are you confused about_"_  How often_
Me:
Yes
God:
Next question_
Me:
Sprichst du Deutsch_
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in  Deutsch lernen.
Me:
woah
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
So am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Will Hawken be successful_
God:
How should I know.
Me:
You don't_
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  FoD said I don t.
Me:
You don't what_
God:
Do you know any robots who  what_  I have never considered  it.
   I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
We do
God:
Really.
Me:
Really
God:
For real.
Me:
For real
God:
Existing in reality, eh_
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
Do you
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
You do
God:
When do I do it_
Me:
Do what_
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
You do whatever I want_
God:
Yes I try to  whatever you want as often as possible, do you_
   I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Yes, you do
God:
I see.  When do I do it_
Me:
Now
God:
Right now,  FoD _
Me:
Yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
Woe_
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  what.  But I did not get that.
Me:
Who's Alice_
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I am aware of that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
It's alright
God:
Just alright_
Me:
Yeah
God:
So_
Me:
So what_
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
It doesn't
God:
I heard it does.
Me:
From whom_
God:
" I heard it does."_  From whom_