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#21 Phaaze

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Posted January 02 2013 - 08:36 AM

you get up to leave when your boss comes by and attempts to prevent you from leaving.

1 bluff your way out

2 force your way out

#22 Phaaze

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Posted January 02 2013 - 08:38 AM

also amazing choose your own adventure on youtube



#23 ParryDox

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Posted January 02 2013 - 08:41 AM

2, "See this keyboard mate_"
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Posted January 02 2013 - 08:42 AM

your boss calls the cops on you after you assult him

do u_
1)appologise (say sorry)
2) get rdy to fight an army

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#25 Phaaze

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Posted January 02 2013 - 08:45 AM

2 get ready to fight an army

the cops are comming what do you do_

1 grab improvised weapons

2 find a defendable position

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Posted January 02 2013 - 08:52 AM

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#27 Viruts

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Posted January 02 2013 - 09:23 AM

the only place you find is the broom closit next to the bathrooms

once in there you
1) try and make weapons out of suplys
2)get rdy to beat up cops with the busted up keybord

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Posted January 02 2013 - 09:41 AM

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#29 ParryDox

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Posted January 02 2013 - 10:30 AM

The cops are beaten to death, and now the SWAT team has been called in.
1) Run away!
2) Stay and fight, with all the guns you stole_
3) End your game right now_
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#30 Juodvarnis

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Posted January 02 2013 - 10:35 AM

2, but with the broken keyboard
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Posted January 02 2013 - 10:50 AM

as the SWAT team moves in expecting you to have guns are beaten to death by your keybord. once you destroy the swat team they soon call the army.

1)use the restroom
2)face the army with your trusty keybord
3)dress up like a clown and try to avoid detection (you may keep the keybord with u)

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Posted January 02 2013 - 11:17 AM

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Posted January 02 2013 - 11:25 AM

As you walk, you're soon found by a circus ringmaster. He then proceed to say: "Eyy clown! What eu doin' out here so far away from da group_!" and then drags you back to the circus area.

1. Work as the clown, hoping the group will leave the country soon so you can use them to escape from the army.

2. Smash 'em all dead with the broken keyboard.

3. Release all the animals and use the chaos to escape.

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#34 Juodvarnis

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Posted January 02 2013 - 11:26 AM

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#35 Viruts

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Posted January 02 2013 - 11:46 AM

you kill them all with your keybord. you escape into the woods. several months have past and what is known as the typing bandit (you) has gotten away

you find your self now needing a new home.

1)you stay in the woods and turn into some kind of hurmit
2)go back to the city and act like nothing happend
3)fall in love with your keybord and travle to a foren contry

#36 ParryDox

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Posted January 02 2013 - 12:01 PM

3, mating time
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Posted January 02 2013 - 12:05 PM

You mated with your keyboard. 9 months later, many baby keyboards were born. You felt that you've stayed at one place long enough and decided it's time to move on.

1. Ditch wifeboard and kidboards.

2. Bring them along.


This thread has got to be the most outrageous one ever in the history of Hawken forum.

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#38 Juodvarnis

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Posted January 02 2013 - 12:07 PM

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#39 leWuffle

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Posted January 02 2013 - 12:10 PM

You decided to bring them along. You have a few choices as to where to go.

1. Lithuania,


2. The Border between yours and mine and Forum Games,

3. That One Place.

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Posted January 02 2013 - 12:22 PM

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