HAWKEN servers are up and our latest minor update is live!
Forgot Password_ SUPPORT REDEEM CODE

Jump to content


your choice


  • Please log in to reply
109 replies to this topic

#41 Viruts

Viruts

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 54 posts
  • LocationThat one place

Posted January 02 2013 - 12:52 PM

you find taht wifebord has a mini keystroke while crosing the border

1) save her
2)tell the kids we will get a new 1

(this has goten wierd and quick) lol

Edited by Viruts, January 02 2013 - 12:53 PM.


#42 Juodvarnis

Juodvarnis

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,126 posts
  • LocationGrand Duchy of Lithuania

Posted January 02 2013 - 12:53 PM

1
Posted Image
*sigh*

#43 ParryDox

ParryDox

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 242 posts
  • LocationIn the middle of a Gigastucture city

Posted January 02 2013 - 01:50 PM

You try every macro that is possible, but it all fails and the mother keyboard dies. What do you tell your childred_
1) She went to the keyboard heaven in the sky.
2) She's in a better place.
3) It was her time.
4) She was a hoe.

(It has gotten weird because I am playing.)

Edited by ParryDox, January 02 2013 - 01:51 PM.

Posted Image
I may or may not have gotten help/stolen from Juodvarnis. It is Reisen from the Bad Apple PV.

#44 Viruts

Viruts

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 54 posts
  • LocationThat one place

Posted January 02 2013 - 02:21 PM

4(only if it leads that your not thier father)

ps: iono i think this has been the most...interesting forum game yet

Edited by Viruts, January 02 2013 - 02:23 PM.


#45 leWuffle

leWuffle

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 5 posts
  • LocationMalaysia

Posted January 02 2013 - 02:53 PM

As the kidboards were still young, they believed you and thought they're your illegitmate children. You buried your wifeboard and continued across the border and eventually reached the Border between yours and mine and Forum Games. You soon fell in love with a Mouse and married it. Your kids thought that's their real mom. You were happy. Until one faithful day, while you were out at work, you caught news that your house is on fire. You rushed to your house, only to see your family disintegrated by the blazing flame. Behind the flame you see a silhouette - it's the wifeboard! Then you remembered the promise you made to her on the day of your wedding : "Never to marry anyone else except her in this lifetime." You broke that promise, and she's back to get you.

1. Pursue her! For revenge! For Mommouse! For your kidboards! FOR NARNIA!

2. Moves on and find another wife.

Posted Image


#46 ParryDox

ParryDox

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 242 posts
  • LocationIn the middle of a Gigastucture city

Posted January 02 2013 - 02:58 PM

2
Posted Image
I may or may not have gotten help/stolen from Juodvarnis. It is Reisen from the Bad Apple PV.

#47 leWuffle

leWuffle

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 5 posts
  • LocationMalaysia

Posted January 02 2013 - 03:05 PM

Not knowing where to find another wife, you decided to use an online dating service. After a little searching, you found a few that matches your interest and taste.

1. A CPU

2. A Monitor

3. A headset

Posted Image


#48 The_Eldritch_Abomination

The_Eldritch_Abomination

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,055 posts
  • LocationDATA REDACTED

Posted January 02 2013 - 07:31 PM

1
< TEXT-FIELD >

#49 leWuffle

leWuffle

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 5 posts
  • LocationMalaysia

Posted January 02 2013 - 09:09 PM

This story is getting more and more bizarre..

After thinking for a while, you decided to go for the CPU. You e-mailed her and asked her out. She agreed and you both met the next day. The date was successful. After several more dates, you decided to propose to her, and of course she agreed. However, on the day of the marriage, your wifeboard is back, once again, to destroy the CPU and your happiness.
"Is there anyone who oppose to the union of these two_"
The wifeboard bursts through the church door, shouting, "ME!", and takes out a pistol, aiming at the CPU

1. Attempts to disarm her by throwing something at her hand.

2. Cover the CPU

3. Run the hell away

Posted Image


#50 The_Eldritch_Abomination

The_Eldritch_Abomination

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,055 posts
  • LocationDATA REDACTED

Posted January 02 2013 - 10:17 PM

1
< TEXT-FIELD >

#51 leWuffle

leWuffle

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 5 posts
  • LocationMalaysia

Posted January 03 2013 - 12:03 AM

You felt lucky, as if you can do anything. You decided to try and disarm her by throwing something. You found a lighter in your pocket, and quickly aimed and throw it at her hand. It hit her hand and she dropped the pistol. QUICK, WHAT DO YOU DO NOW_!

1. Rush over and pick up the pistol.

2. Run to wifeboard and beat her up.

3. Escape with CPU.

Posted Image


#52 Juodvarnis

Juodvarnis

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,126 posts
  • LocationGrand Duchy of Lithuania

Posted January 03 2013 - 12:22 AM

2
Posted Image
*sigh*

#53 leWuffle

leWuffle

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 5 posts
  • LocationMalaysia

Posted January 03 2013 - 12:47 AM

You ran over to the wifeboard and begin to beat her. You eventually got tired, and she retaliated. She blocked your punch, pushed you down, and tries to choke you. The pistol is magically within your reach.

1. Try to grab the pistol and shoot her.

2. Try to kick her in the groin. LAWL.


This is about to become the Misadventure of leWuffle.

Edited by leWuffle, January 03 2013 - 12:47 AM.

Posted Image


#54 Juodvarnis

Juodvarnis

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,126 posts
  • LocationGrand Duchy of Lithuania

Posted January 03 2013 - 12:49 AM

2
Posted Image
*sigh*

#55 leWuffle

leWuffle

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 5 posts
  • LocationMalaysia

Posted January 03 2013 - 01:07 AM

You kicked her in the groin, but it is ineffective! Well, she is a female keyboard afterall..

1. Take the damn gun already!

2. Give up and die.

Posted Image


#56 Juodvarnis

Juodvarnis

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,126 posts
  • LocationGrand Duchy of Lithuania

Posted January 03 2013 - 01:18 AM

2
Posted Image
*sigh*

#57 leWuffle

leWuffle

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 5 posts
  • LocationMalaysia

Posted January 03 2013 - 01:55 AM

Just as you were about to give up and let your wifeboard kill you, "BANG!" A loud gunshot echoed through the hall. It was CPU. In that chaos, she picked up the pistol and shot the wifeboard. The marriage ceremony then continued and ended well. You bought a new house, and CPU gave birth to many BPUs. You lived happily ever after.


*Screen zooms in to an area thousands of miles away* *There, you(the reader) see a greater evil rising up - the reason why your(protagonist) wifeboard even revived in the first place*

Weeks later, you woke up to lots of screaming and calls for help. CPU(Now MPU) came in to get you, telling you the town is under attack by an undead army, awoken from their slumber and now controlled by the Evil. What do you do_!

1. Pack quickly and escape!

2. Try and defend the town, despite how pathetically weak you are.

Posted Image


#58 Viruts

Viruts

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 54 posts
  • LocationThat one place

Posted January 03 2013 - 07:35 AM

2 (see this new keybord)

#59 The_Eldritch_Abomination

The_Eldritch_Abomination

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1,055 posts
  • LocationDATA REDACTED

Posted January 03 2013 - 06:13 PM

To defend the town, some "weapons" next to you are:
1) A shotgun
2) A chainsaw
3) A Bezerker Pack
4)A laser designator that will summon a battleship to rain fire upon the undead hordes
5) A laser designator that will summon a H3 Cupcake C mech to annihilate the undead hordes.
6)A large airhorn that emits a loud HRRRRRNNNNNN sound when activated.

What will you pick_

Edited by The_Eldritch_Abomination, January 03 2013 - 06:16 PM.

< TEXT-FIELD >

#60 ParryDox

ParryDox

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 242 posts
  • LocationIn the middle of a Gigastucture city

Posted January 03 2013 - 07:31 PM

6, vuvuzelling these monsters
Posted Image
I may or may not have gotten help/stolen from Juodvarnis. It is Reisen from the Bad Apple PV.




1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users