note : please post appropriate jokes
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Tell your joke (game)
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, Jul 05 2013 01:04 AM
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Posted July 05 2013 - 01:04 AM
Yo peeps ! wanted to create a such game so that when u get bored u get in here and read some random jokes !
note : please post appropriate jokes
note : please post appropriate jokes
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Posted July 05 2013 - 02:23 AM
Please excuse grammatical errors, English is not my first language. Thanks!
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Posted July 05 2013 - 04:34 AM
lol
Edited by Jintonic, July 05 2013 - 04:36 AM.
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Posted July 05 2013 - 08:28 AM
Four word joke:
Small medium at large.
My Favorite joke at the moment:
What is ET short for.......
Wait for it......
Because he has little legs!!!
Small medium at large.
My Favorite joke at the moment:
What is ET short for.......
Wait for it......
Because he has little legs!!!
Edited by Pastorius, July 05 2013 - 08:32 AM.
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Posted July 05 2013 - 09:43 AM
This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_
The bartender says, "No we don't sell beer to ducks". The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_ The bartender says, "No! I told you we don't sell beer to ducks, and if you come here again I’m going to nail your webbed feet to the bar.” So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"_ The bartender says "no".
The duck asks “Can I have a beer"_
The bartender says, "No we don't sell beer to ducks". The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_ The bartender says, "No! I told you we don't sell beer to ducks, and if you come here again I’m going to nail your webbed feet to the bar.” So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"_ The bartender says "no".
The duck asks “Can I have a beer"_
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Posted July 05 2013 - 01:39 PM
Please excuse grammatical errors, English is not my first language. Thanks!
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Posted July 06 2013 - 01:38 PM
lolz
"I find that there are those who will hang themselves if you give them enough rope, and that there are those who will provide their own rope. "
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DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
You don't nuke Ropefish : ROPEFISH NUKES YOU!
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Posted July 06 2013 - 05:18 PM
BucketOfSkin, on July 05 2013 - 09:43 AM, said:
This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_
The bartender says, "No we don't sell beer to ducks". The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_ The bartender says, "No! I told you we don't sell beer to ducks, and if you come here again I’m going to nail your webbed feet to the bar.” So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"_ The bartender says "no".
The duck asks “Can I have a beer"_
The bartender says, "No we don't sell beer to ducks". The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_ The bartender says, "No! I told you we don't sell beer to ducks, and if you come here again I’m going to nail your webbed feet to the bar.” So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"_ The bartender says "no".
The duck asks “Can I have a beer"_
For some reason, I've always known this joke as 'The grape joke'. Everything is the same, but beer is replaced with grape.
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Posted July 06 2013 - 05:32 PM
Romulous, on July 06 2013 - 05:18 PM, said:
BucketOfSkin, on July 05 2013 - 09:43 AM, said:
This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_
The bartender says, "No we don't sell beer to ducks". The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_ The bartender says, "No! I told you we don't sell beer to ducks, and if you come here again I’m going to nail your webbed feet to the bar.” So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"_ The bartender says "no".
The duck asks “Can I have a beer"_
The bartender says, "No we don't sell beer to ducks". The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_ The bartender says, "No! I told you we don't sell beer to ducks, and if you come here again I’m going to nail your webbed feet to the bar.” So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"_ The bartender says "no".
The duck asks “Can I have a beer"_
For some reason, I've always known this joke as 'The grape joke'. Everything is the same, but beer is replaced with grape.
"I find that there are those who will hang themselves if you give them enough rope, and that there are those who will provide their own rope. "
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DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
You don't nuke Ropefish : ROPEFISH NUKES YOU!
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Posted July 06 2013 - 05:45 PM
Just a hard-luck story of a duck trying to order a grape.
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Posted July 06 2013 - 05:59 PM
i still dont get it
"I find that there are those who will hang themselves if you give them enough rope, and that there are those who will provide their own rope. "
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DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
You don't nuke Ropefish : ROPEFISH NUKES YOU!
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Posted July 07 2013 - 09:04 PM
Romulous, on July 06 2013 - 05:18 PM, said:
BucketOfSkin, on July 05 2013 - 09:43 AM, said:
This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_
The bartender says, "No we don't sell beer to ducks". The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_ The bartender says, "No! I told you we don't sell beer to ducks, and if you come here again I’m going to nail your webbed feet to the bar.” So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"_ The bartender says "no".
The duck asks “Can I have a beer"_
The bartender says, "No we don't sell beer to ducks". The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “Can I have a beer"_ The bartender says, "No! I told you we don't sell beer to ducks, and if you come here again I’m going to nail your webbed feet to the bar.” So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"_ The bartender says "no".
The duck asks “Can I have a beer"_
For some reason, I've always known this joke as 'The grape joke'. Everything is the same, but beer is replaced with grape.
Yeah, I saw that version online too. When I was a kid, an old geezer told me it but it was a much longer joke because you are supposed to repeat the duck going in the bar over and over again so the punch line is more like relief and its a bar, the duck should order a beer lol.
He had awesome jokes like, when he had his 50th wedding anniversary with his wife he tried to 'trade her in for two 25 year olds... but he decided against it because he might not be up for it..." classics...
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Posted July 08 2013 - 10:27 AM
no racism intended
what do you call a blind german_
what do you call a blind german_
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"I find that there are those who will hang themselves if you give them enough rope, and that there are those who will provide their own rope. "
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DaPheel, on October 26 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:
You don't nuke Ropefish : ROPEFISH NUKES YOU!
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