christmas rhymes of hawken game!
#1
Posted November 22 2013 - 11:41 AM
with my tuned rocketeer
you're right on my crosshair
lock right on your rear!
rockets go right trough
ism shines bright
oh what fun it is to play rough
in every single fight!
jingle bells, reaper smells
raider all the way!
oh what fun it is to ride
that one mech i named Sleigh!
[font=play, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]i'm sorry, guys, this had to be done. yes, i know it's early, but i posted this to make sure that i did this first. if this was already done, i'm sorry.[/font]
[font=play, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]also, some people may be offended because i wrote "reaper smells". i didn't mean to insult the mech that some people actualy love. it just rhymed, and i thought that it fits there well.[/font]
[font=play, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]also, you're welcome to post your own versions of this. lets make this into a pre-christmas fun rhyming thread eh_[/font]
[font=play, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]EDIT[/font]
[font=play, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]also, this is tread is just a rename of the older one, because the older one doesn't get inough attention. [/font]
#2
Posted November 22 2013 - 12:26 PM
Hellfire (radio edit)
1st strophe:
When I started this game,
I was so full of shame.
I couldn't hit a huge barn door,
because I had no skill no more!
I was close to end my career,
but then I bought that Rocketeer.
It had some sort of auto-aim,
and I came back into the game!
Chorus:
Hellfires, Hellfires,
Missiles on their way.
When you hear that alarming sound,
nothing left but pray!
Roflstomp (radio edit)
1st strophe:
There was once a time,
full of glory and of skill.
They called it "Open Beta",
and even I got sometimes a kill!
Now we got Ascension,
with its pilot-levels, yay!
Top-dogs know no boundaries,
roflstomping all the day!
Chorus:
Roflstomp, roflstomp,
got curb-stomped all the day.
This game used to be much fun,
don't think I'm gonna stay!
I hope you got it now!
It's just the trees Johnny, just the trees ... (Unknown pilot after his first TDM on Last Eco)
Adapt or GTFO! (Unknown pilot after Steam FUBAR)
Enlist for competitive FarmVille today!
#3
Posted November 22 2013 - 01:05 PM
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#5
Posted November 22 2013 - 02:35 PM
yoshimotosog, on November 22 2013 - 01:53 PM, said:
but...you made 3 "legit festive topics". They are all the same.
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#6
Posted December 19 2013 - 01:28 PM
Preternatural, on December 19 2013 - 12:52 PM, said:
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I supported the first posting of this thread and contributed to it in good fun.
A month ago.
Edited by craftydus, December 19 2013 - 01:29 PM.
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