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and the corsair/KLA is 3.75 of them.
Attention all raider owners! This is your call to action. If you have a raider in your garage, you must read this thread and obey the commands of the prophet Bo Jackson! Your lord and savior Al Davis commands you!
There is only one way to defeat the SMC-spamming scourge sweeping through Hawken, and that's to get in your raider, blitz your heart out, and KLA them in the face!
(and then die when the TOW rocket hits you)
Everyone knows the Raiders suck. They still can't beat the Chargers, they lose all the time, and Oakland is... Not actually that bad. Raider fans are all just criminals.
BUT THEY SHOW UP TO THE GAME LOOKING LIKE LUNATICS WEARING SILVER PAINT AND HALLOWEEN COSTUMES BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUE FANS. And unemployed ex-cons. But that's not important.
So RAIDER FAITHFUL, these are the new rules.
On Football sunday, the holy day, when America's game is played, you must show your silver and black by playing Raider. You must play Raider on sunday, and you must brave the hitscan spam to stand strong before the Hawken devs and MIRV them in the face with your KLA, and then sit in your garage for 5 seconds after you die because its on cooldown.
"But I don't want to play raider. I used to love it, but now its weak."
DONT WORRY, CHOSEN SON. BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER FAITHFUL WILL BE PLAYING RAIDER TOO.
It's flak-on-flak crime!
Play raider on sunday! Bo Jackson compels you!
