How is it that you can make what appears to be the best mech fighter sim ever created.. YET YOU CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO BALANCE A F***ING TEAM!_!!_!!!
With all due respect, this could be done BY A FIVE YEAR OLD!!
Did we not learn in pre-school how to pick a "team"!_
Here let me elaborate...
1team
noun ˈtēm
: a group of people who compete in a sport, game, etc., against another group
: a group of people who work together
So in short a team or 'tem, also known as a group of people working towards a common goal is often enjoyed by both "sides" when THEY ARE F***ING EVEN!!!
Here let me elaborate...
e·ven
1 [ee-vuhn] line; parallel: even with the ground.
3.
free from variations or fluctuations; regular: even motion.
4.
uniform in action, character, or quality: to hold an even course.
5.
equal in measure or quantity: Add even amounts of oil and vinegar.
So to recap, what we have most importanly is "on the same level" and or.. "equal in measure or quantity"
Is any of this getting through to you apes_ How many people have brought this to your attention_ How hard is it to write a line of code that says;
Hey there partner i see you've only got the trial mech, let's not put you with the people who have spent $300 on Meteor credits and have 7 lvl 6 mechs who enjoy playing 6 hours a day, why don't we throw you over here with these 2 guys who average an hour every few days and only have 3 mechs..
Oh hello there person who left the match when he was losing, guess you'll have to wait 5 minutes before joining another, the next time you do that today it will be 10 minutes, then 15 minutes, until the system that we have devised shows us that you've played sufficiently enough and contributed enough kills, damage, caps, what have you, to allow us to stop running our sentences on and on and on in frustration and place you back in the 1st offender 5 min penalty box.
Welcome back young lad, i see you play an average of 12 hours a week, you've spent some time leveling some mechs and you probably have a good idea of how the game works, lets place you with some people of the same caliber.
Last but not least, ahoy matey, i see you never do anything and you on average rage quit for 3 hours a week, in the last 13209 matches youve sustained 300x that of the damage that you have dealt, because you are a troll and enjoy sitting in the middle of whatever fight you can find, using all your fuel to try and boost into the heavens above in a useless attempt as you are constantly torn apart by rocket after rocket after rocket... I dont think you are healthy to this community therefore were going to ban you for 1 week, next time it will be 2 weeks. Please refrain from taking the fun out of things for other people and do not purchase competitive games if you do not wish to be competitive, thank you and have a nice day.
Thanks again Hawken for making the best worst competitive game out there.
and FIX YOU MOTHERF***ING MATCHMAKING!
Edited by ArcTyriel, March 29 2014 - 08:22 AM.