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[FirstRaven]

Tactics 101

Whatever you do, do NOT read the forums before you play.
Start the game.
Rush into an open area.
Engage three to six enemy players alone.
Push buttons blindly and as fast you can.
Overheat your weapons.
Keep rushing anyway.
Be sure to accuse everyone that beat you of hacking.
Go to the forums and tell the devs that every mech, other than the one you use, is overpowered.
Consider how that worked out for you.

Edited by FirstRaven, April 02 2014 - 04:30 PM.

[Hijinks_The_Turtle]

Wat.

[Desert_Fox2]

Hijinks_The_Turtle, on April 02 2014 - 04:45 PM, said:

Wat.

He is making fun of all the people that do what he just said. In essence he is trolling.

Edited by Desert_Fox2, April 02 2014 - 05:45 PM.

[FirstRaven]

Neither trolling nor necessarily making fun of anyone, just having fun and maybe, just maybe, getting people to Think.
Ok, maybe just making a little fun of, though not to enrage or provoke an angry response- hopefully provoking Thought.
It seems I forgot the instructions.

Instructions: do the OPPOSITE and see how well that works out.

I'm from the East coast of the US- we can be pretty darn sarcastic here.

Edited by FirstRaven, April 02 2014 - 05:52 PM.

[kanamisan]

the problem, the people who need to see this never will, and most of them likely would not understand the point of it and as such would still be lost. but its still worth a shot.

[Hijinks_The_Turtle]

Desert_Fox2, on April 02 2014 - 05:45 PM, said:

Hijinks_The_Turtle, on April 02 2014 - 04:45 PM, said:

Wat.

He is making fun of all the people that do what he just said. In essence he is trolling.

I was joking as well.   I knew he was doing it as a joke.  Or rather, an informative post about what not to do.

[RoughRide]

Must... resist... such temptations...

I SHALL FOLLOW ALL INSTRUCTIONS MASTER.

NEGATIVE. OVERHEAT! OVERFLOW! RESTARTING SYSTEM!

[renynzea]

He copied my moves.  Is he stalking me_  How does he know_!!!

[Desert_Fox2]

renynzea, on April 07 2014 - 07:58 AM, said:

He copied my moves.  Is he stalking me_  How does he know_!!!

Radar Scanner: Reveals all hidden motives.

[Mawnkey]

Instructions unclear. Tank dead, healer dysfunctional, DPS now running in circles against raid boss.

[Meraple]

Thanks, this helped alot.
Especially that part about spamming my mouse buttons, I didn't know I could shoot back!