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[Juodvarnis]

Here you go, now you have more time to your jail sentence! Have fun!
I wish i Hawken beta would start sooner (i dare you to corrupt it, I DOUBLE DARE YOU)

Edited by Juodvarnis, October 14 2012 - 10:58 PM.

[KetchupT100]

It starts tomorrow but your computer fries and all your friends' internet connections are severed.

I wish I star in a film.

[Juodvarnis]

You star in a film alright... But it's a snuff film and you're the victim

I wish for something to eat

[SG_Genis]

You get something to eat, but it gives off a strong scent that attracts every carnivore within 200 miles and turns them into ravenous crazed beasts! Good luck!

I wish I had the ability to understand and communicate in all languages.

[KetchupT100]

Granted but then they overrule all languages in favour of a new universal one that you can't learn because you don't have the mental capacity any more.
I wish Justine Biever lose her "voice" .

[Juodvarnis]

"Justine" chokes to death while singing at your funeral

I wish my teachers weren't sadistic psychotic executioners...

[KetchupT100]

You sure want me dead

Granted, but then you miss it so much that you yourself become sadistic.

I wish I had a very fast internet connection.

[Juodvarnis]

Dude, I'm already sadistic
Anyways
Wish granted, but now your internet is so fast, it became self-aware, named itself Sky-Net and destroyed the humanity.

I wish there were more people on this thread, other than you and me.

Edited by Juodvarnis, October 15 2012 - 08:52 AM.

[SG_Genis]

Now there are more people than just you two, but they have to work and don't have time to check every 5 minutes.

I wish college didn't cost so much.

[Scarfman]

Wish grant..... 70 years ago but inflation happen making the prices today.

I wish Nintendo would stop milking their old characters.

[Sandrock62]

Wish granted: Nintendo stops milking their older characters, but every other game developer starts to milk their older characters even more, to the point that characters stop getting created.

I wish I didn't have to go to work for the rest of the week.

[Juodvarnis]

Wish granted.. Now you're dead, look on the bright side, you don't have to go to work for the rest of eternity!

I wish this game had Quadrupedal mechs

[SG_Genis]

Wish granted, but they are not playable and are invisible!

I wish it would stop raining today.

[SGRock]

Wish granted, it stops raining in your region for 3 years, the economy is destroyed and you have to move to a one room hut with dirt floors in central Africa.

I wish that Hawken would release more Closed Beta Keys.

[scoutcamper]

Wish Granted, but they are all encrypted in RSA 256bit encryption, good luck with them.

I wish that i had infinite money.

[Juodvarnis]

Granted, but all the banks and countries go bankrupt and your money is now worthless, because you can only trade things for other things.

I wish it was 26th day already

[KetchupT100]

Granted but it's the Apocalypse and the world burns.

I wish I can solve any given paradox.

[KetchupT100]

Granted, but it's the apocalypse and the world burns.

I wish I can solve any given paradox.

[SG_Genis]

Gifted with the ability to solve paradoxes, you fix every contradiction in the universe, tearing the time-space continuum apart and ending the universe.

I wish I got an extra hour of daylight every day.

[Juodvarnis]

Granted, but due to slow downed earth's turn rate, it's electromagnetic fields became weaker and the sun's emitted radiation destroyed all life... Nice job

I wish i stopped oinking while i laugh in schadenfreude.