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#41 Jake_Everfree

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Posted October 17 2012 - 01:49 PM

Granted, you now laugh normally at others misfortune but the pig part has to go somewhere so you turn into a swine. On the bright side, you were very delicious.

I wish I was more slender...

#42 KetchupT100

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Posted October 17 2012 - 01:56 PM

Granted but you become Slenderman and you wander forests forever raping people.

I wish I have a real sword.
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#43 Zobes

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Posted October 17 2012 - 02:03 PM

Wish granted, but in return you slice off your own foot.

I wish I could get a bigger raise at work.

#44 KetchupT100

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Posted October 17 2012 - 02:06 PM

View PostZobes, on October 17 2012 - 02:03 PM, said:

Wish granted, but in return you slice off your own foot.

That's a reasonable compromise.

Granted but you get a raise in the form of apples.


I wish I can grow a magical foot.
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#45 Zobes

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Posted October 17 2012 - 02:08 PM

Wish Granted, but your foot grows fives times bigger than your other foot.

I wish I had another Chai Latte.

#46 scoutcamper

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Posted October 17 2012 - 02:08 PM

Wish granted, but the latte is poisoned
I wish i was a time lord.

Edited by scoutcamper, October 17 2012 - 02:09 PM.


#47 KetchupT100

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Posted October 17 2012 - 02:10 PM

Granted, but you break your time travelling contraption and you're stuck in an age where everything is dubsteb and house music.

I wish I could marry Hyuna.
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#48 Zobes

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Posted October 17 2012 - 02:11 PM

Wish Granted, but after the honeymoon, she puts on 500lbs and never loses it.

I wish the latte wasn't poisoned.

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Posted October 17 2012 - 02:26 PM

Everything around you but the latte gets poisoned.

I wish I had an Icee
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Posted October 17 2012 - 02:35 PM

WIsh granted, but as soon as you start to drink it, it melts and a leak springs in the cup.

I wish my lighter wasn't dead.

#51 KetchupT100

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Posted October 17 2012 - 02:43 PM

View PostZobes, on October 17 2012 - 02:11 PM, said:

Wish Granted, but after the honeymoon, she puts on 500lbs and never loses it.

That's just mean, mate!

Who would want to corrupt this_!
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#52 Zobes

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Posted October 17 2012 - 02:50 PM

ME! >:D MWAHAHAHA.

#53 KetchupT100

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Posted October 17 2012 - 02:54 PM

I know where you can refill your lighter... IN HELL!!!!! :3
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#54 SG_Genis

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Posted October 17 2012 - 10:29 PM

Your lighter is not dead anymore, but you are!

I wish I had more courage.
If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device:

one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.

#55 Juodvarnis

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Posted October 18 2012 - 12:04 AM

Wish granted, You had enough courage to jump from a plane... With no parachute

I wish i could think of a wish to wish for.
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#56 scoutcamper

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Posted October 18 2012 - 07:09 AM

Wish Granted, but then you blow a hole through reality.

I wish for a new monitor.

#57 SG_Genis

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Posted October 18 2012 - 09:53 AM

You are now the proud owner of a monitor lizard.

I wish I could read faster.
If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device:

one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.

#58 Juodvarnis

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Posted October 18 2012 - 09:57 AM

Now you can read much faster! But you went blind and you can't read Braille.

I wish i had a tablet so I wouldn't have to use MS paint to draw :lol:
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#59 viewingbubble13

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Posted October 18 2012 - 12:54 PM

u have more time but die at age 100

#60 scoutcamper

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Posted October 18 2012 - 01:37 PM

View PostJuodvarnis, on October 18 2012 - 09:57 AM, said:

Now you can read much faster! But you went blind and you can't read Braille.

I wish i had a tablet so I wouldn't have to use MS paint to draw :lol:

granted, but the tablet can only use MS Paint.

I wish vmware would work correctly.




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