I hereby foretell your future: I will crush your power, take your wealth, collapse your empire.
I will ruin your daughters, devour your sons, drink all your wine.
I will leave you happy that I did, and eagerly anticipating my return.
I came before you, you will leave before me...I am Roach
Howdy
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O happy happy joy joy
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Posted July 24 2014 - 07:06 PM
I'll make up my mind later
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Posted July 24 2014 - 07:58 PM
I hate you already ...
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Posted July 24 2014 - 08:13 PM
AsianJoyKiller, on July 08 2014 - 03:49 PM, said:
You're exactly right.
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Posted July 24 2014 - 11:19 PM
Hi
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Posted July 24 2014 - 11:35 PM
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Posted July 24 2014 - 11:50 PM
Welcome Aboard!
"OFFICIAL SHIELD BEARER"
Spoiler
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Posted July 25 2014 - 12:12 AM
That was one of the funniest intros I've read in a while. Welcome!
I`ll fix it later.
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Posted July 25 2014 - 05:29 AM
ShadowWarg, on July 24 2014 - 11:35 PM, said:
YES
I'll make up my mind later
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Posted July 25 2014 - 08:42 AM
You'll have my crosshairs on you in no time
#94 it used to be
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Posted July 25 2014 - 11:06 AM
K.
Now I know we can never be friends
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Posted July 25 2014 - 05:56 PM
Welcome. hog 
I have a strange feeling I may know you............ 
Edited by hoghead, July 25 2014 - 06:02 PM.
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Posted July 26 2014 - 01:06 AM
Okay this just got weird.
That sig, Man
That sig, Man
Now I know we can never be friends
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Posted July 26 2014 - 01:14 AM
WELCOME FRESH MEAT- I mean... FELLOW PILOT!!!!
Lol, in all seriousness, welcome to Hawken. If you ever need help, don't hesitate to click my sig. I've got quite a few videos up that should help new players get used to the game. I'm adding more so be sure to check it out.
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Lol, in all seriousness, welcome to Hawken. If you ever need help, don't hesitate to click my sig. I've got quite a few videos up that should help new players get used to the game. I'm adding more so be sure to check it out.
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Posted July 26 2014 - 06:34 AM
Z3roCool007, on July 26 2014 - 01:06 AM, said:
Okay this just got weird.
That sig, Man
That sig, Man
Fixed. Although the edited version isn't giggle-worthy, I guess. The smokin' roaches will have to do without company. I'm def not goin to put the helmet-guy with the iPad (from the garage) in there instead.
Edited by IronRoach, July 26 2014 - 06:50 AM.
I'll make up my mind later
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