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#1 LordofNosgoth

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Posted September 21 2014 - 01:55 AM

For those of you who haven't seen this particular bit of blasphemy and might find it humorous:

Our Gaben, who art at Valve,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy ideas come,
thy games be done,
on PS3 as it is on PC's.
Give us this day our daily deal,
and forgive us our infractions,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into flaming,
but deliver us from Moderators.
For thine is the Valve,
and the keyboard,
and the mouse,
for ever and ever,

All Game.



And Gabe spake all these words, saying,
I am the Lord thy Gaben,
which have brought thee
out of application of Origin,
out of the house of EA.

I am the lord thy Gaben
Thou shalt have no other platforms before Steam
Thou shalt not make unto thee any "Gaben is fat" jokes
Thou shalt not take the name of Gabe Newell thy Gaben in vain
Remember the holiday sales, to emtieth thy wallet
Honour thy Portal and Half-Life
Thou shalt not commit bumhattery
Thou shalt not pirate
Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbour's killstreak
Thou shall not covet thy neighbour's games, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's achievements, nor his hats, nor his DLC, nor his bum, nor any thing that is thy steam friend's.

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Edited by LordofNosgoth, September 21 2014 - 01:58 AM.

"There is no true genius without a tincture of madness." - Aristotle
"Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results; that is the definition of insanity." - Albert Einstein
"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." General George Patton
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle
"Only two things are infinite: The universe and stupidity... and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

#2 SatelliteJack

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Posted September 21 2014 - 10:03 AM

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Edited by SatelliteJack, September 21 2014 - 10:08 AM.

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#3 DoctorStein

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Posted September 21 2014 - 03:17 PM

~Amen

Edited by DoctorStein, September 21 2014 - 03:17 PM.

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