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[The_Eldritch_Abomination]

But It backfires and sends you flying at superluminal speeds through the universe, before crashing into the edge of the universe and <DATA EXPUNGED>

Power of... noclip

[ParryDox]

But it does the same thing as reverse stasis.

The power of stopping time.

[The_Eldritch_Abomination]

Causes a time paradox and results in the earth being ruled by sapient miniature horses.

The power to... manipulate gravitational fields.

Edited by The_Eldritch_Abomination, December 16 2012 - 07:13 PM.

[Viruts]

u become so hevy u chush yourself.

the power to read every book by touching them

[The_Eldritch_Abomination]

You read too much and your head explodes from the sheer overload of knowledge

"Feel the eldritch horror of BOOKS!" ~Merasmus

The power to hack into computers

[Phaaze]

but the info overloads and kills you

the power to be

[Viruts]

but you are not to be (there is no question)

the power to quote shakespeare at any moment

[The_Silencer]

To sleep 1 minute only a day and to wake up plenty of energy and ready to rock.

Industrial related issues.

[ParryDox]

But you only live in a planet full of nature.

Power of Deception.

[Viruts]

but you decive yourself into thinking your are a mole and live the rest of your life underground.

power to raise and controle the undead

[The_Eldritch_Abomination]

But it goes horribly wrong and the zombies attempt to eat you.

The power to create laser guided amnesia.

[Viruts]

wooo... here it goes...the laser travles parallel to flat ground and hits a mirror at 45^o shooting another mirror at 225^o shooting it an equel distance back to where it hits another mirror at 315^o  if all of my math is corect you now forget everything that just happend

the power to create life

[G4M5T3R]

Life that survives only as single celled organisms for a period less that 1/3 of a millisecond.

The power of pure immortality. (everlasting youth, mental health, physical mortality)

[ParryDox]

Everyone dies, and you go insane from the loneliness.

Power of turning something to something else.

[leWuffle]

^ but the target would suffer agonizing pain every time the shape shifts, including yourself. If your target is an inanimate object, it gets fried. xD

The power of teleportation!

[DeVact]

But you can't control the location and end up halfway through a wall.

The power to control everybody's minds!

[OdinTheWise]

But you can't control your own mind

The power to command ocean creatures

[Viruts]

but its only 2 plankton at a time

the power of illusion

[The_Eldritch_Abomination]

But you become trapped in your own illusion and it becomes a "And I Must Scream" scenario.

The power to influence people to stop posting "P2W", "The X Mech sucks" "X needs a nerf" threads and the like.

[Viruts]

but they they only complain about machanics of the game that should never be changed.

the power of love