hello new and old players.
do you want to get gud at hawken? lol of course you do. from the generosity of my heart i have decided that i will train anyone willing to learn from one of the best players to have ever touched(LOL) A MECH IN THIS GAME!!!!
my credentials::
i have been playing this game since 2011 when ALPHA 2 was available to the select few the gods deemed worthy.
when i enter a server people question their faith in a deity and thank me for the privilege of being in my presence. those that question my authority i like to entertain with false security. firstly i ALLOW them to damage me with primary and secondary fire. once this is done i pull out what i like to call "the hestoned" and utterly decimate my "oponent"(LOL) to the point where they have no choice but to acknowledge my superiority with the traditional "gf".(GOOD FIGHT)
MY TEAM (OMNI) IS WITHOUT QUESTION THE BEST TEAM TO EVER COMP HAWKEN
in closing:
if you want to get gud at this game then add me on my account here at the website and PM me for training. if i deem you worthy to receive my 5+ years of INCOMPREHENSIBLE knowledge of (MOTHER) hawken then i will allow you to hear my voice in your teamspaek of choice (VOIP NO REQUIRED, IN GAME IS FINE)
i have added a visual art for you to (PERHAPS?) understand your potential for undergoing my training

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