What must a hamster must do to move on?
Edited by angryhampster, 16 January 2016 - 02:58 PM.
What must a hamster must do to move on?
Edited by angryhampster, 16 January 2016 - 02:58 PM.
I found consuming copious amounts of beer quite helpful.
Just kill it, feed it to a dog and buy a new one for like $15 or however much hamsters cost.



Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.
Such is the life of an ordinary hamster, at times you are in front zi race, at times you are at zi back....
Wait so your hamster died? You broke up with your girl friend? I'm confused.
By realizing you now have more time for your studies and HAWKEN. Or you can rap about it ...
The PC community is the red headed step child Reloaded never wanted but got saddled with when they married the PC community's mother.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Shoutout to mah real Africans out there.
EOC Raider, Bolt Pred, Rev Gl Gren, EOC Infil, All the Reapers, Father, Expert in Guitar Kung Fu, and Founder of TPG Hawken
Wait so your hamster died? You broke up with your girl friend? I'm confused.
ya, me too.
Go exercise.
Don't you think life is unfair, a hamster dumped and no one cared
Wanna stand but still feel scared, can barely leave my damned bed
Don't feel like leaving the cage, I guess it all in my head
But my saga will not end, plus I still have many friends
They will help me when the times, try to test me wow that rhymed
What the hell I'm just a hamster, but I'm rapping like a gangsta

Solid 5/7
You can claim copyrights to this hit single and it's guaranteed to go triple platinum
The PC community is the red headed step child Reloaded never wanted but got saddled with when they married the PC community's mother.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Shoutout to mah real Africans out there.
What must a hamster must do to move on? There was no verbal communication of a break up cause of the pain of talkin about it... it just, drifted off, and lingering in the void....
How does a hamster cope and live with his life in his cage? how can it regain the strength to run in the treadmill? how does a hamster even get off the bed and take a crap at the far corner?
The lingering sadness, pulsing every second; hours fly by, and you've only been through the song a few times, at least it felt like it was just a few times. Time races ahead of you, darkness envelops but yet some satisfaction appears because feeling this way is better than feeling nothing... but the void calls, you are in a dark room, but the wind is whistling around your body, yet the room is completely warm and comfortable. yes, the hamster is now used to this place, and knowing how comfortable this place is, he doesn't want to let go of it....
Buy one of these: http://www.amazon.co...r/dp/B0002AS8PMbut stay off the road.
0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users