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I took an EM and transmission lines exam in pen once.


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Whenever i break a mech my repair woman gets really pissed at me, most of the time i can get off with a sabot to the chest...

 

 

 

 

 

It hurts

 

 

 

Alot.


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I beat both Nineballs in the original Armored Core with a lightweight mech, a machinegun, and an energy cannon.

 

 

Edit: Oh, and it was without Human Plus.


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I'm a goofy goober.


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I took an EM and transmission lines exam in pen once.

Threads over

 

 

 

If I wanted to try and compete, I would say I ran two marathons and a 50k before I had graduated high school. Oh, and a triathlon.


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*Kisses the OP and runs away*

Wo-pu-pu-pu-pu-pu-pu-pu..!


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I once fell thirty feet onto a hardwood floor in the middle of a school day. I landed on my head at over 50 miles an hour and broke my leg and wrist, then proceeded to walk up two flights of stairs to the nurse telling my gym teacher I was lightheaded. I was fourteen.

I once slipped off a rail in a snowboard rail jam and had it jab into my shin hard enough to kill a nerve. Still have no feeling on the front of my left shin.

I once flipped a quad off a jump onto pavement suffering a haematoma the size of a small child's head on my right hip which cut off all the circulation to my right leg. It took two months to fully regrow the dead muscle. I also got to touch my own skull with my fingers in the same accident.

I once put a chef's knife through my left hand and sprayed a fountain of blood on my co workers. We had to restock the salad bar after that.

When I was five I held on to a lawn dart for too long and threw it through my right foot.

I once caught an edge snowboarding sending me backward onto my head hard enough to cause temporary amnesia. I wear helmets now.

I once stopped a 1,000 person concert because I got hit in the face so hard I broke my nose and gouged my cornea to the point an entire moshpit was slipping in my blood.

I once took a pillow fight too seriously on a class trip to Washington DC in 8th grade and shattered five bones. I meant to kick a pillow at someone but instead kicked the floor. I walked around for five days before going to the doctor.

I suffer from severe adult precordial catch syndrome, and every month or two get to feel like I'm having a heart attack.



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I once fell thirty feet onto a hardwood floor in the middle of a school day. I landed on my head at over 50 miles an hour and broke my leg and wrist, then proceeded to walk up two flights of stairs to the nurse telling my gym teacher I was lightheaded. I was fourteen.

 

I once slipped off a rail in a snowboard rail jam and had it jab into my shin hard enough to kill a nerve. Still have no feeling on the front of my left shin.

 

I once flipped a quad off a jump onto pavement suffering a haematoma the size of a small child's head on my right hip which cut off all the circulation to my right leg. It took two months to fully regrow the dead muscle. I also got to touch my own skull with my fingers in the same accident.

 

I once put a chef's knife through my left hand and sprayed a fountain of blood on my co workers. We had to restock the salad bar after that.

 

When I was five I held on to a lawn dart for too long and threw it through my right foot.

 

I once caught an edge snowboarding sending me backward onto my head hard enough to cause temporary amnesia. I wear helmets now.

 

I once stopped a 1,000 person concert because I got hit in the face so hard I broke my nose and gauged my cornea to the point an entire moshpit was slipping in my blood.

 

I once took a pillow fight too seriously on a class trip to Washington DC in 8th grade and shattered five bones. I meant to kick a pillow at someone but instead kicked the floor. I walked around for five days before going to the doctor.

 

I suffer from severe adult precordial catch syndrome, and every month or two get to feel like I'm having a heart attack.

 

 

 

You asked.

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if we're going that route of stories then when i was 7 i cracked my head open with a car door, i don't remember much from the incident but from what my father tells me there was a lot of blood flying goddamn everywhere


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Picking up a double barrel shotgun: 20$

Trying on some armor: 50$

Grabbing lots of ammo: 70$

Taking on Ugh Zan with nothing but a knife and bad language: priceless


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Not because they will bring us victory this day,

but because their fate will one day be ours.


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Hmm I am going to pick one I am proud of.

 

I weigh about 168 lbs and am 5'11". I had a store in the Padre Staples Mall in Corpus Christi Texas long ago. I was coming back from lunch. I saw a man who was a good 6'4" and around 230 lbs. He was repeatedly slapping a little boy about 5 to the floor over and over for "running off". Excuse me, it's your job to watch him. The boy was a little child. I walked up to him, grabbed his hand and told him if he hit the boy again, I would knock all the teeth out of his head. He mumbled and walked off. It was not because I was so brave, it was just the right thing to do.


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I ate a bowl of nails without any milk.

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Some legends say I took a baguette to the *** and that's it's still there to this day.


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I ate a bowl of nails without any milk.

It wouldn't have helped anyhow mate. The milk would have just made the nails rust. :D


"Nov8tr" is pronounced "INNOVATOR"

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I highsided once at 80mph.  (that's a motorocycle crash, mine was while racing)

 

The x-ray technician asked me what I fell from (right elbow, left shoulder).

 

I told her, "Twelve feet."


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More often than not i find myself in a half conscious state, kinda there, but kinda not.  So my friends kinda keep an eye on me so i don't do anything stupid.

 

Well one time we were walking through the town on our way to school and i was kinda in zombie mode just walkin' along with them.  We get to a large intersection (and given the time of day there was a lot of traffic) and waited to cross. we had put our backpacks down to rest a little before we reached the place of torment known as school and we waited, when it turned so we could cross i remember looking over to grab my backpack, hearing a loud screeching of what sounded like breaks that needed to be replaced (when i'm in that "zombie mode" as my friends call it, i can't really see much, but goddamn can i hear well), then rushing to tackle my best friend out of the way of a truck that seemed to of lost control of itself.

 

Not wanting to draw any attention we quickly got up, brushed it off as if it was nothing, and left.

 

i was later scolded in class for forgetting my backpack (if only the teacher had a brain to ask why)

another friend of mine showed up at lunch to give it back so yeah...

 

whoohoo


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I once fell thirty feet onto a hardwood floor in the middle of a school day. I landed on my head at over 50 miles an hour and broke my leg and wrist, then proceeded to walk up two flights of stairs to the nurse telling my gym teacher I was lightheaded. I was fourteen.

I once slipped off a rail in a snowboard rail jam and had it jab into my shin hard enough to kill a nerve. Still have no feeling on the front of my left shin.

I once flipped a quad off a jump onto pavement suffering a haematoma the size of a small child's head on my right hip which cut off all the circulation to my right leg. It took two months to fully regrow the dead muscle. I also got to touch my own skull with my fingers in the same accident.

I once put a chef's knife through my left hand and sprayed a fountain of blood on my co workers. We had to restock the salad bar after that.

When I was five I held on to a lawn dart for too long and threw it through my right foot.

I once caught an edge snowboarding sending me backward onto my head hard enough to cause temporary amnesia. I wear helmets now.

I once stopped a 1,000 person concert because I got hit in the face so hard I broke my nose and gouged my cornea to the point an entire moshpit was slipping in my blood.

I once took a pillow fight too seriously on a class trip to Washington DC in 8th grade and shattered five bones. I meant to kick a pillow at someone but instead kicked the floor. I walked around for five days before going to the doctor.

I suffer from severe adult precordial catch syndrome, and every month or two get to feel like I'm having a heart attack.



You asked.

The scary part is that I believe him. Crazy fuzzy bunny.


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because hes awesome

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I walk on legos   FOR FUN


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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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I walk on legos   FOR FUN

 

Oh yeah? Well I make legos out of legos and they make those giant legos into spikes, then I sleep on them.


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