
Totally 1000% legit April 1st patch announcement! Get hype.
its actually a utility that integrates the stats over multiple accounts to one page on shadeness's herokuapp, for smurfs
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Hang on... April 1st...........................?
They'd better not release the info and then follow it the next day with "APRIL FOOLS!!" in huge caps and rainbow colored letters. I think I'll hold my hype for the day after, just in case this does turn out to be a really cruel April Fools prank.
Return of the tuning tree plz.
- Sitting next to the sound box in Last Eco -
Also while we have this wonderfully instructive thread I'm gonna preemptively call out RLD
Go read and edit the hawken wiki you fuzzy bunnies.
Run Ash, run as fast as your legs can take you.
[kloeri] And we're done for now with all the rebooting.. except for a single server that will be rebooted when it's done pretending it's a tree.
Guess I should know better than to utter the "P" word.
!shipit
I'll believe it when I see it

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Ash, if we actually get something then you will be worshiped like a lord and savior, if we don't, then you'll be thrown into the hound pits

contracted by
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INDUSTRY
Well, someone had to start with the April Fool's jokes, just surprised it would be Ash. ![]()
Client Patch
YUSH.
April 1st
OH GOD NO!!!!!

Ridding the world of evil, one Berzerker at a time.
Great if it happens, but if not I will continue my temporary hiatus, and delve deeper into Fallout 4 and its continuing content drops. I stopped holding my breath shortly after Josh went silent and became unresponsive....
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting" - Sun Tzu
Ok, crossing fingers here
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The difference between theory and practice is smaller in theory than it is in practice.
Who have time to make a fake trailer that ends with mechs dancing with rick astley song ?
not sure if good satire, or telling the truth... yet. will wait for the day after April 1st ye spring chickens.
I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"
Thanks Reloaded! I haven't been this excited about a game for a very long time!
10/10 prank
Edited by kaiserschmarrn_, 30 March 2016 - 11:05 AM.

Literally this thread. We reap what we sow.
If Ashfire is honest then he's a troll. If he's not honest then he's still a troll.
Pubstomping is a whole different strategic discussion, however, and usually just becomes an exploration of the ethics of dumpstering randos.

Why mech game make when you no mech game have you don't want to make?
Wondering if it will be the greatest day ever or the cruelest joke ever... Can't decide...
;__;


If Ashfire is honest then he's a troll. If he's not honest then he's still a troll.
I heard from a reliable source that Ash got fired cause he killed Josh. So let the poor guy have some fun.
Festivals end, as festivals must
I heard from a reliable source that Ash got fired cause he killed Josh. So let the poor guy have some fun.
The inane echo chamber of gibbering gibbons that comprises the pandemoniac pit called #hawkenscrim does not in any way constitute a "reliable source."
The inane echo chamber of gibbering gibbons that comprises the pandemoniac pit called #hawkenscrim does not in any way constitute a "reliable source."
#hawkenscrim is a reliable source.
Source: #hawkenscrim (a very reliable source)
Hard to argue with that.
The inane echo chamber of gibbering gibbons that comprises the pandemoniac pit called #hawkenscrim does not in any way constitute a "reliable source."
!say 318
Festivals end, as festivals must
BAHAHAHA ash is gunna be trolololing like crazy when an actual patch lands friday with "incin saare fire ball is now a laughing face emoticon in 3d", well played ash, well played, keep em guessing m8!
don't mind me, i'm just on a crusade against humanity, by the end of my lifespan earth's population will be 8 billion+ trolls
If this is true let's keep expectations realistic here. Chances are there won't be a major shake up or huge content drop their first time truly rolling something out. Updates have even said it will be some time until we see new content so let's not build hype just to end up disappointed and angry.
if its true, im getting keji that cyborg surgery hes always wanted
don't mind me, i'm just on a crusade against humanity, by the end of my lifespan earth's population will be 8 billion+ trolls
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