Satire incoming. What community members names should really be.
#1
Posted 22 June 2015 - 11:55 AM
I'll start with myself:)
Merl17
IareE-peen
ElitePing
FakeAircompressor
Craftydusitbetterthanyou
Ticklemylemon
Mlgcious
Sharpshooter
Dr. Events
XD
ChartsMagnum
CaptainOpentoit
Ladybossbrawler
That one famous guy
Gender: Male Seeking: Lions
It's my fault
I know I didn't get everyone. Feel free to add your own. GGs. Taunt you on the battlefield.
Merl.
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#2
Posted 22 June 2015 - 11:59 AM
I got enough of this in past forums involving my name.
#3
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:09 PM
Merl61
IareDave
Elite_is_salty
FakeName
Craftydus
ticklemyiguana
Xacius (Could also be Hyginous but then you fuzzy bunnyed up the made up name)
Sharpshooter << Can in no way refer to only one active person on the forums
DrFreeze
Grollourdo
JeffMagnum
Nept
LadyTiggs
LocTR
Amidatelion
Satrunine
Edit: What am I winning btw
Edit2: You should've called me EliteBaller. Cuz my balling skilz are more real than my ping issues :p
Edited by Elite, 22 June 2015 - 12:11 PM.
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#4
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:11 PM
#5
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:12 PM
Nice idea Merl. FakeAirCompressor ... how did you come to that name? xd
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#6
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:12 PM
#7
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:15 PM
#8
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:16 PM
Merl61
IareDave
Elite_is_salty
FakeName
Craftydus
ticklemyiguana
Xacius (Could also be Hyginous but then you fuzzy bunnyed up the made up name)
Sharpshooter << Can in no way refer to only one active person on the forums
DrFreeze
Grollourdo
JeffMagnum
Nept
LadyTiggs
LocTR
Amidatelion
Satrunine
Edit: What am I winning btw
Edit2: You should've called me EliteBaller. Cuz my balling skilz are more real than my ping issues :p
You got a couple wrong.

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#9
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:17 PM
#10
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:20 PM
CaptainOpentoit is CapnJosh, Shapshooter could go a lot of ways like Elite said, but I'm gonna say Rei

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#11
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:23 PM
em1o and nov8tr: Youngest players in Hawken
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#12
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:35 PM
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Edited by h????????????????????????????????i??, 22 June 2015 - 12:36 PM.
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#13
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:42 PM
3edgy5me
The PC community is the red headed step child Reloaded never wanted but got saddled with when they married the PC community's mother.
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Shoutout to mah real Africans out there.
#14
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:45 PM
I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"
#15
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:46 PM
AMERICA!!!!
(we all know who that is)

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#16
Posted 22 June 2015 - 12:54 PM
Off topic you fool.
blame saturnine!
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Kompotka 3000. 2D ha?ken game: https://community.pl...ve/?hl=kompotka
Interceptor, B-Class mech concept: https://community.pl...itdefence-mech/
Challenger, C-Class mech concept: https://community.pl...ccepted-thread/
G2-Brawler, C-class mech concept: https://community.pl...pacaka-is-here/
Kinetik, B-class mech concept: https://community.pl...ass-shotgunner/
Melter, A-class mech concept: https://community.pl...-class-support/
#17
Posted 22 June 2015 - 01:08 PM
Feel free to add more.
moustache-man
have no idea who it might be... :3
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Kompotka 3000. 2D ha?ken game: https://community.pl...ve/?hl=kompotka
Interceptor, B-Class mech concept: https://community.pl...itdefence-mech/
Challenger, C-Class mech concept: https://community.pl...ccepted-thread/
G2-Brawler, C-class mech concept: https://community.pl...pacaka-is-here/
Kinetik, B-class mech concept: https://community.pl...ass-shotgunner/
Melter, A-class mech concept: https://community.pl...-class-support/
#18
Posted 22 June 2015 - 01:11 PM
#19
Posted 22 June 2015 - 01:43 PM
RubixCube
Scootin' 'n Shoot | Bawlin' 'n Brawlin' | Ragin' 'n Raidin'

"Velocitas et Eradico"
#20
Posted 22 June 2015 - 01:44 PM
#21
Posted 22 June 2015 - 01:48 PM
Fix'd.RozerMahbum_
Some people call me Apples.
Edited by (KDR) Meraple, 22 June 2015 - 01:51 PM.
#23
Posted 22 June 2015 - 03:39 PM
#24
Posted 22 June 2015 - 04:33 PM
I call Veristanous(closest I'll get off the top) Venusaur

It's just what I see when I see his name.
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#25
Posted 22 June 2015 - 07:54 PM
#26
Posted 22 June 2015 - 08:15 PM
Spark a JJC
parenthesis
fecalflinger
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
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Pubstomping is a whole different strategic discussion, however, and usually just becomes an exploration of the ethics of dumpstering randos.

Why mech game make when you no mech game have you don't want to make?
#27
Posted 22 June 2015 - 08:37 PM
#28
Posted 22 June 2015 - 08:58 PM
RozerMascoot
Rozy Rozy
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#29
Posted 22 June 2015 - 09:06 PM
I call Veristanous(closest I'll get off the top) Venusaur
It's just what I see when I see his name.
Hah! I wish I had a clever name I called you. I.just call you "Sploit."
#30
Posted 22 June 2015 - 09:10 PM
em1o and nov8tr: Youngest players in Hawken
wat?? ![]()
#: chown -R us ./base

"...oh great Itzamna, you shall know Us by the trail of Dead."
#31
Posted 22 June 2015 - 09:21 PM
You read the title. Some are obvious. Some are not. Bonus points if you know them all. Feel free to add more. I love you all and please realize that this is a joke. Thanks and good day.
I'll start with myself:)
Merl17 Merl
IareE-peen Dave
ElitePing EliteShooter
FakeAircompressor FakeName
Craftydusitbetterthanyou Crafty
Ticklemylemon Iguana
Mlgcious Xacius
Sharpshooter Nept
Dr. Events DrFreeze_001
XD Grollourdo
ChartsMagnum Jeff
CaptainOpentoit Josh
Ladybossbrawler Tiggs
That one famous guy Loc
Gender: Male Seeking: Lions Amid
It's my fault S9
I know I didn't get everyone. Feel free to add your own. GGs. Taunt you on the battlefield.
Merl.
Good thread idea - I lol'd.
Edited by Nept, 22 June 2015 - 09:23 PM.
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#32
Posted 22 June 2015 - 09:51 PM
#33
Posted 22 June 2015 - 10:02 PM
Fatcius.
Meanfire908.
Edited by ticklemyiguana, 22 June 2015 - 10:03 PM.
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#34
Posted 22 June 2015 - 11:52 PM
Fatcius.
Meanfire908.
xacius is already on there.

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#35
Posted 22 June 2015 - 11:54 PM
Good thread idea - I lol'd.
Correct. On all counts. I called you sharpshooter not because you're the only one who plays it, but because it's the only one you play:) I was wondering who would get that first. Makes sense that you would.
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#36
Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:02 AM
#37
Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:28 AM
#38
Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:59 AM
I call DM30, "Drunken Monkey 30" sometimes.
....seriously what does that DM mean? x)
Death machine. Idk:P

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#39
Posted 23 June 2015 - 01:27 AM
DM30: rotary blasthole drill rig - mid-range.
also, "OmegaFull" ;D
Edited by nepacaka, 23 June 2015 - 03:34 AM.
Kompotka 3000. 2D ha?ken game: https://community.pl...ve/?hl=kompotka
Interceptor, B-Class mech concept: https://community.pl...itdefence-mech/
Challenger, C-Class mech concept: https://community.pl...ccepted-thread/
G2-Brawler, C-class mech concept: https://community.pl...pacaka-is-here/
Kinetik, B-class mech concept: https://community.pl...ass-shotgunner/
Melter, A-class mech concept: https://community.pl...-class-support/
#40
Posted 23 June 2015 - 04:51 AM
Death machine. Idk:P
He said an okay to Drunken Monkey. XD
For now hence forth, I now dub DM30, the "Sir Drunkey Monkey".
Edited by Dawn_of_Ash, 23 June 2015 - 04:51 AM.
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