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Not sure if I'm the only one who does this, but I gave my mechs some cool names. Some are better than others.


BOMBS-AWAY : GRENADIER

 

BLITZKRIEG :  BERZERKER

 

ROCKY : ASSAULT

 

ME-SO-HEALY : TECHNICIAN

 

THE-PUNISHER : RAIDER

 

GINGERBREAD-MAN : SCOUT

 

RED-GIANT : INCINERATOR

 

CASPER : PREDATOR

 

SILENT-SCOPE : REAPER

 

NOW-YOU-SEE-ME : INFILTRATOR 

 

THE-WALL : VANGUARRD

 

SNIPER-NO-SNIPING : SHARPSHOOTER


Hope you thought some of them were funny. :) If you named your own mechs, please share!

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THE-PUNISHER : RAIDER

 

 

Sounds about right.


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Some of my
Berserker: Salvador
Raider: Blinky
Bruiser: Frank
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Grenadier: Fatty McNades - I was tempted to switch to Fatty McVROOOOOOOOM!!! when I got the Vulcan for it.

 

CR-T: C.U.B.E. - Stands for Cheap Unwanted Battle Equipment.

 

Raider: Deadzone - You come into my zone, you be ded. Would be more fitting if I wasn't so terrible with the Raider...

 

Brawler: Studley - Real men paint pink hearts on their shields. Real men also use the SA Hawkins.

 

Bruiser: Buzzkill - VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! you ded.

 

Vanguard: Sumo Stompa - The Vanguard channels the spirit of a true Sumo champion, being fat, yet agile.

 

Scout: Flak Monkey - If you played UT2003/4, you know why.

 

Technician: Mad Dok - Quit'cher whinin ya git! Ya ain't too shot up. Just needz sum more gubbinz and a bit a red paint, and it'll be gud az new, boss!


Edited by Teljaxx, 20 April 2015 - 05:16 AM.

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I call my Vanguard Yoshimitsu:

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I call my Reaper John F Kennedy. Nothing else is particularly unique.

But here goes:
Grenadier - Phantom Nadez
G2Assault - Maximum Fun Time
G2Raider - Dinobot
Tech - Nano Band Aid
Raider - YOLO Diver
Scout - can't touch this
Rocketeer - Möbius One
Berserker - Land of Physics
Infil - Sneaky Dutch
SS - Real Shades
Assault - 'Sault Dispenser
CR-T - Microwave Dinner
Brawler - Hug Master
Predator - The Asthmatic
Bruiser - Millennium Falcon
Incin - Great Balls of Fire
Vanguard - Razorback

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I don't think ALL my mech names are funny but I'll list them anyway.

 

 

Brawler: Garfield

 

Vanguard: Moo!

 

Incinerator: Hold M1

 

G2 Raider: Instagib

 

Rocketeer: Rock Bottom (named back when hellfires had terrible tracking and fired as a stream instead of clusters)

 

Grenadier: Ham (admit it, it basically has butt cheeks for a face <_<)

 

CRT Recruit: TV Dinner

 

Assault: Salty

 

G2 Assault: Peashooter

 

Predator: Trace

 

Bruiser: Salad

 

Raider: Asplosion

 

Sharpshooter: Chips

 

Technician: Mercy

 

Berserker: Mr. Guy

 

Infiltrator: Felix

 

Reaper: Widow (default chassis looks like a spider)

 

Scout: Scoot


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From http://hawken.heroku...er/eliteshooter

 

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There are also a lot of other mechs named "delete please", cuz I requested from devs to remove those, and they will soon. 


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Scout:  Beer Light  ("With just the beer light to guide us...")


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You should call me Luna.


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CR-T: Brave Sir Microwave


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I wouldn´t call em funny, but they are mine and i love em:

 

 

Inci - "Grillmeister Dawg"

 

Vanguard - "Rhino"

 

Rocky- "Chocoloco Soldja" (someone called it that in chat)

 

Assault - "Missy E"

 

Brawler - "Huhn Solo"    (huhn is chicken in ze one language)

 

Recruit - "Wolfenpaws van Shimmidip"

 

Raider "Did not come with manual" (because i can´t raider foh shizzle)

 

and so on....



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Infiltrator: Scuba Steve

 

 

xD Am I the only one who gets that reference? 

 


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I win.


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Look in my signature.

 

It's an old naming convention I carried over from how I named most mechs in the Armored Core games.

 

Also, my Pred's name is supposed to be "AC         'Jizah". It has a first name, you just can't see it. L-AC names are names I used for my mechs in AC, while the rest are unique to this game.


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Most of mine are named after Community characters.

 

Scout (main) - Annie

Inf 1 - Abed

Inf 2 - Troy

Pred - Pierce

Brawler - Shirley

Assault - Chang

Reaper - Britta

Vanguard - Kickpuncher

Raider - Jeff

Tech -  The Dean

Scout 2 - Garret

Rocketeer - Star-burns

Gren - Leonard

G2 Radier - Fat Neil

Zerker - Level 6 Laser Lotus

Incinerator - incintatus


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I'm told my mech names are pretty good.


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I named my CR-T: 01010100 01010110 which is binary for TV :tongue:


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Raider: Sonic

Vanguard: The Undertaker


CRT master race... No questions allowed.

 

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Raider: Butt Crustler, M.D. Courtesy of comic-sans
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Raider: RunLikeHellBigger
Scout: RunLikeHellSmaller
Reaper: NegativeKD
Incinerator: The Ejaculator
Grenadier: The Pooper
Infil: IlikeIt Behind
Rocketeer: SKillllfire RaidBoss
Brusier: Son of SKillllfire RaidBoss
Berserker: FlyingFvck
Predator: AloneForever
G2A: Mobile MG Turret
G2R: SupriseMadafaqker


 



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Of the few mechs of mine that aren't named after animals, my tech is Mahatma and my incinerator is Kascha Papillon.


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Infiltrator: Hai

 

Predator: Fat Hai

 

Heat Scout: BoopMaster

 

Reaper: PewPew

 

Raider: Raiderp Truck

 

Assault: Don't Stop

 

Technician: Mama Duck

 

CRT: Microwave


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Named just a few, nothing really funny, maybe a little unique. My Vanguard Cupcake already has it's nickname, no need for a change there.

 

CR-T - JARHEAD

 

Brawler - Roll Me A FATTY

 

Reaper - JACK the REAPER

 

Scout - CUB SCOUT

 

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Was bored, pulled names of drugs from medical books for school lol.

 

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I see you haven't named your raider after me yet. This saddens me.

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NEVAR!


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Lol. Guys. You're all fools.


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While I have every mech in the game, in fact 2 of all but 3 of em, and 6 techs. I only have one named. My old favorite. The Bruiser and it is called "Doctor Demento". Oh yeah the Doctor is in the house. I'm here to "heal" you. :D


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"Nov8tr" is pronounced "INNOVATOR"

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Lol. Guys. You're all fools.

 

its a shame they aren't in the same order on heorkuapp.


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Each one have its meme name

 

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Was bored, pulled names of drugs from medical books for school lol.

 

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I don't see any of my prescriptions on that list ..... :teehee: 

 

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I feel like I'm the only one here who named my mechs seriously.

 

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They're all legit words from the Skyrim dragon language picked from this list 

 

It takes me about 20 minutes to choose a name for a mech if I don't already have one in mind.

 

I call my Vanguard Yoshimitsu:

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Is this supposed to be that monkey legend guy with the giant golden bo-staff from one of my old childhood tv series?

 

'Cause that character up there on its forehead is Chinese for "ded"

 

Whoops, forgot the forum filters that word. Oh welp


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its a shame they aren't in the same order on heorkuapp.

I considered organizing them in such a way, but too much effort. Really just for recording and streaming.


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Nothing serious about this list:

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As weeaboo otaku, I name my mechs with Japanese words:

 

Rocketeer: HANABI?[??] - fireworks

Brawler: RIKISHI?[??] - sumo brawler

Vanguard: OMIYAGE?[???] - kind present you give to other people

Assault: SHOUGUN?[??] - general (because of its fierce look)

Grenadier: OKASHI?[???] - sweets

Sharpshooter: KATANA?[?] - katana sword (because it should be that precise)

Scout: KOTORI?[??] - small bird

Infiltrator: USAGI?[???] - rabbit

CR-T: KAZE?[?] - wind (long ago, it was my fastest mech...)

Reaper: MAJOKO?[???] - magical girl

Technician: OKAASAN?[????] - mother

Scout: KITSUNE?[?] - fox

Predator: YOUKAI?[??] - ghost

Berserker: YANDERE [????]?- unhealthy romantic obsessed person

Incinerator (formerly): KUMA [?] - bear


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I named my CRT 'Fred' 

 

I thought it was very witty and original. You may copy me if you want. It is the greatest form of flattery after all.


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