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Good thing Ashfire never jokes around.

 

By the way, anyone know why Scrimbot says my MMR keeps dropping every time I check?

Must be some sort of glitch. Oh well....


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April fools patch; Brawler makes a tuba noise when walking, all textures replaced with Josh's manly visage stretched horrifically into a troll-face. 


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if it's just an update on the splash screens, i'd be happy.  



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The real April Fool's joke will be when they actually release a patch on Friday. 


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The real April Fool's joke will be when they actually release a patch on Friday. 

 

No, the real April Fool's joke is when they release the patch on Friday and roll it back on Saturday


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Oh man can't wait for those shiny new mechs come 4-1-16.


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The real April Fool's joke will be when they actually re-release a patch  acension on Friday. 


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The real April Fool's joke will be when they actually re-release a patch  acension on Friday. 

 

oh god no.


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*sirens blaring*
Fun police here.
There's no patch coming or being announced on April 1st. It was a crappy off-hand joke.
Sorry for getting people excited. I underestimated just how much people are looking towards a new update.

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Sorry for getting people excited. I underestimated just how much people are looking towards a new update.

A new update would be akin to the 3rd coming of jesus for us in the hawken community


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*sirens blaring*
Fun police here.
There's no patch coming or being announced on April 1st. It was a crappy off-hand joke.
Sorry for getting people excited. I underestimated just how much people are looking towards a new update.

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You're Ashfired.

Edited by Amidatelion, 30 March 2016 - 02:58 PM.

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You're Ashfired.

Ok Amidatetrumplion


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There's no patch coming
 

 

Development confirmed stopped.

Hawken is bread.


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Development confirmed stopped.

Hawken is bread.

Its just bread, not toast, we couldn't afford a toaster, after all, we spent all the budget on new layers of duct tape to use on specifically bunker


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*sirens blaring*
Fun police here.
There's no patch coming or being announced on April 1st. It was a crappy off-hand joke.
Sorry for getting people excited. I underestimated just how much people are looking towards a new update.

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So is this news true? I am hoping it is!!! :thumbsup:



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I saw April 1 and immediately assumed joke.
At least I didn't get my hopes up. much.

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I saw client patch and immediately assumed joke.
At least I didn't get my hopes up. much.

FTFY.


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burn down the forums in protest of ashfire's short sidedness 


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The beatings will continue until robotic moral has improved!
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I hope this is true. 


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I hope this is true. 

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RIP in pieces, Josh. I hope they find your body soon and lock up Ashfire.
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Edited by (TDM) cavefishes, 30 March 2016 - 07:06 PM.

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we all know this is not true as josh is dead and so is hawken 


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I underestimated just how much people are looking towards a new update.

 

Is this a new joke about the low player base ?

 

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This wasn't the best April fools joke to play on those in IRC because it spilled to the forums.  I'm sorry for the false hopes but I assure you that when we're allowed to provide you with more information on what we're working on we will. It will be done on the forums and not IRC.  

 

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