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By Order of the Lord of the Scrubs, For Immediate Promulgation:

 

Tomorrow at 1030EST the TPG-2 server will be in use by Armoured Klown and Merl61 for a duel of an honourable nature. It is requested of the community at large to not make use of this server for the duration so that no complaint, spurious or not, can be made by either party, even if we know the quarter from which it is likely to originate. 

 

The match will be first to 10 kills or highest kill count by the end of the match. The map will be the Test Arena. Further information, including the origin of this duel, can be found here.

 

Video shall be provided after the fact, so the community is again requested to not so much as log in to the server for spectator purposes to ensure a swift and just end to the match.


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Dis bish gon die. 


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Can I join as a spectator?


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I tink bodh op u ghona die

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Can I join as a spectator?

Given the nature of one of the contenders, it may be best not to. Who knows what kind of foul play nonsense he might start spouting haha. 


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Grin.

 

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this should be entertaining 


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Merl, you do realize that you're going to be playing at like 7:30 in the morning on a sunday, right? I'd like, cheer you on, but I'm going to be sleeping so hard at that time.

You guys are nerds.
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Can I join as a spectator?

 

No. EDIT: Well, ok, I can't make you not join. 

 

Please don't. No one will be given cause to call cheats, interference or anything else, like has happened the past three or four times. Video will be provided.


Edited by Amidatelion, 02 May 2015 - 06:00 PM.

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Dis bish gon die. 

 

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You had me at promulgation.


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Could you stream it? Is there a backstory behind this soon-to-be massacre?


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Given the nature of one of the contenders, it may be best not to. Who knows what kind of foul play nonsense he might start spouting haha. 

 

Yeah...

we all know how merl can be sometimes. :tongue:


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"Owned dat ***"

 

"I came, I saw, I ***"

 

:)


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Did I say Call Me Ishmael?

 

You should call me Luna.


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Meh. Nothing on but reruns.


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You know he's just going to have someone join the match.

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This again?


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Dis bish gon die. 

He calls himself the King of Hawken.

Yea he will get rekt. Even I killed him in a duel in a TDM match.


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You're all fat.


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Have we not learned to just ignore that guy by now?
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Have we not learned to just ignore that guy by now?

no


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Record, publish, and shame. 


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inb4 excuses from the clown


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inb4 excuses from the clown

*klown

 

show some respect for the king of herken. jeez.


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He has more important things to get a shot for.

 

edit: I mean 'get shot for' of course.


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You're all fat.


I resembles that remark. Well... no I don't, but I like puns and other various word play! #klownkiller #gomerl #cheerleader #epeen #willwatchvideo

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... Damn ... Poop's gonna go down XS



....tho... If anyone challenges me ... I'll poop my pants .. XD lol

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... Damn ... Poop's gonna go down XS



....tho... If anyone challenges me ... I'll poop my pants .. XD lol


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AWW HELL YEAH I ACCEPT TECH VS TECH! XD

Any restrictions? XD LOL



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(behind my screen I'm poopin mah pants XD) lol

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You're all fat.

 

I mean... no one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli. 


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Lawl XD

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And if you dont .... 

 

bloody_keyboard.gif    <-------------- ME and Bunny
 
 
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Presented without comment

 

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Sounds legit.


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Hey guys. I'm up to dual 10 of you at once tomorrow at 3:27 am.

However, it'll be after my super rad cool sexy person party, where I'll snort 18 lbs of cocaine, smoke opiates for 4 hours, and have ultra awesome sex with a supermodel who has the head of a T-rex. So I might not make it.
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Hey guys. I'm up to dual 10 of you at once tomorrow at 3:27 am.

However, it'll be after my super rad cool sexy person party, where I'll snort 18 lbs of cocaine, smoke opiates for 4 hours, and have ultra awesome sex with a supermodel who has the head of a T-rex. So I might not make it.


Pics or it didn't happen :p
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I talked to him in-game today and found out that Merl's apparently afraid to upload a video of the fight. Stop being a coward Merl


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Pfft.  Casual.


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I talked to him in-game today and found out that Merl's apparently afraid to upload a video of the fight. Stop being a coward Merl

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