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#41
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i have very silly names for mine.  badonk-a-donk, blossom, bubbles, buttercup, bo-jangles just to name a few


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Grenadier: Fatty McNades - I was tempted to switch to Fatty McVROOOOOOOOM!!! when I got the Vulcan for it.

CR-T: C.U.B.E. - Stands for Cheap Unwanted Battle Equipment.

Raider: Deadzone - You come into my zone, you be ded. Would be more fitting if I wasn't so terrible with the Raider...

Brawler: Studley - Real men paint pink hearts on their shields. Real men also use the SA Hawkins.

Bruiser: Buzzkill - VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! you ded.

Vanguard: Sumo Stompa - The Vanguard channels the spirit of a true Sumo champion, being fat, yet agile.

Scout: Flak Monkey - If you played UT2003/4, you know why.

Technician: Mad Dok - Quit'cher whinin ya git! Ya ain't too shot up. Just needz sum more gubbinz and a bit a red paint, and it'll be gud az new, boss!

I'll turn on me gitfinda boss! Da green dotz be da humies, an we be da red uns, cuz red goes fasta.
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Not necessarily funny, but this is what i think of my little 'collection'.

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(the Raider is painted red and yellow)

(the scout is blue with red feet)


Edited by Duralumi, 22 April 2015 - 08:56 AM.

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http://hawken.heroku.../americanbrit14

 

i participated   :D


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I only have two mechs ATM:

Assault: The Equalizer;

Technician: Mom's Favorite



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Bezerker - B i t c h Slap

Sharpshooter - 1 shot 1 Kill

Grenadier - Alice

Rocketeer - Bad MoFo

Brusier - Rusty

Infiltrator - DenyAbility

CRT - FNG

Predator - Uncle Martin

Reaper - Vigilanty

Brawler - Dominator

Incinerator - Turd Burglar

Scout - Rover

Assault - Last One

Technician - Medic

Sharpshooter - 2 shots 2 kills


Edited by thirtysix, 22 April 2015 - 08:28 PM.

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Of course it's:

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Even bots acknowledged his greatness:

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Edited by Sorroritas, 23 April 2015 - 01:23 AM.

Treat them with honour, my Brothers.

Not because they will bring us victory this day,

but because their fate will one day be ours.


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SCOOTALOO - Scout


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I only name mechs after I bring them up to level 6, so I get a feel for a name.

I went pretty hard, so they probably are not funny in an intentional way :T

Infiltrator: OUT OF HELL
Bruiser: BLACKLIGHT (After the awesome game)
Reaper: A DAMN SIGHT
Berserker: DOWN AND OUT

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I just re-named my CRT to Iron-Christ. Got the idea from a person complaining at another player and I saw those two words and decided it sounded awesome

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Thought I should post mine also :smile:
You can see a bit of the history of hawken and mine because I labeled them in purchase order.
 

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...and let slip the dogs of war...

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It's something.


Cybrex: Predators hunt from above.

MessyBopzz: like jesus?

Cybrex: Better than jesus

 

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Haven't gotten around to naming them all, but I just do the same thing as the "anal" game when you are bored on the highway. You know, when you just put the word "anal" in front of a vehicle's model to see what the result is? Anal Explorer, Anal Expedition, Anal Focus, etc.

 

So:

- Anal Assault

- Anal Infiltrator

- Anal Brawler

- Anal Bruiser

 

etc.


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I like Xacius' name for the Incinerator: Infinideeps™ (I believe that's what he has it named. Too bad for the trademark, otherwise I would totally steal it. :P)



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my GRENADIER is called Santa.


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CRT: Dishwasher Machine with windshield wiper

 

Berzerker, Reaper, Infiltrator: Mosquitoes

 

Scout: Chicken Feet

 

Incinerator: Mechanic Orange

 

Brawler: Walking Building

 

Sharpshooter: Venetian Curtain (cockpit windshileld with a venetian curtain)

 

 



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I was once very amused by Xacius calling his Assault "A SALT RIFLE". My method of choice for flavoring foods.



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http://hawken.heroku...ser/crockrocket

 

 

The Cupcake is a Lie for Vanguard is probably my best name


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CRT - FNG

 

 

I love this. So much. But I'll bet I'm the only one who gets it. Everyone has been the FNG at one point. I think I might just make a smurf account under that name...

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only mech I named is the CRT...       1.



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G2 Raider- Phatty McTushtush.



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Grenadier : ex name : big bang
Current name : chuncky

Predator: your creepy stalker

Infil: (I forgot ima post later)

CRT : washing machine

Assault:

G2 assault : my weapon choices prove I'm smart

Assault from promo code: cosmetics dummy

Tech: La Vie

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Hmm, thought I had posted in this before... guess not.

 

I call my Incinerator "Harley Davidson" because it is an unnecessarily big, unnecessarily loud and annoying hog running around going "Thwap, thwap, thwap, thwap..."


To be serious for a moment this is just a joke

 


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Reaper: JackTheRPR

Sharpshooter: Louis (Like Louisville Slugger. I play baseball and thought it was funny alright? Stop looking at me like that.)

Scout: Chucklenuts

Assault: Big Fish (in a little pond)

G2 Assault: Mr. Daka

 

More are in the works, I just haven't decided on any yet.


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Mine are the funniest. 

 

Scout: PublicMMR

Infil: PublicMMR

Reaper: PublicMMR

Tech: PublicMMR

 

SS: PublicMMR

Assault: PublicMMR

Bruiser: PublicMMR

Pred: PublicMMR

Raider: PublicMMR

CRT: PublicMMR

G2A: PublicMMR

 

Brawler: PublicMMR

Rocketeer: PublicMMR

Gren: PublicMMR

G2R: PublicMMR

Vanguard: PublicMMR

Incin: PublicMMR


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My Gren is now named "Roach" :D


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BRAWLER: Cartman (he's a phat ass)

TECHNICIAN: Jerry/Nomad

INCINERATOR: Heavy (entire team is BABIES!)

CR-T RECRUIT: Freddy Fazbear (for the lulz)

REAPER/SHARPSHOOTER: Mr. Mundy (Sniper from TF2)

GRENADIER: Demoman (because grenades)

ROCKETEER: Soldier (because rockets)

SCOUT: Scoot

 

Also, INB4 moved to off topic.


Edited by System64, 24 May 2015 - 04:19 PM.

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http://hawken.heroku...2f-de97d7daeb22

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My orb lord G2's name is BongHits4Jesus
My second scout's name is TheFistOfJustice
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CR-T Recruit: Mike the TV

 

Raider G2: E. Honda

 

Technician: Edward


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Cupcakes are not for breakfast...

My incinerator name is the only serious one

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Grenedir - chuncky... I think I should rename to S-I-R-P-O-O-P-S-A-L-O-T

CRT washing machine.... Maybe should change into gimmeh yo stuff, yo watch a movie, I wash

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I don't have it yet, but I would name my G2 Assalt: MOAR DAKKAAAAAAS!!!


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some Not Safe?  FWIW:

 

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ThankYouVeryMuch.  :)

 

edit: btw, for anyone younger than about 20, CR-T is twidget talk for Cathode Ray-Tube ( pre flat screen televsion, or any gauss-controlled beam-sweep imaging vacuum tube glass thingy). the original "monitor" for early PCs was a (not necessarily) color TV tuned to channel 3 or 4. had my CoCo2 set up that way.......so it's not a microwave at all. it's a play on technology in-house humor.

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I have a CRT that is TECH TV. (the one with the error screen head) A Bruiser that is Doctor Demento. And my Zerk is Rug Rat.


Edited by Nov8tr, 28 May 2015 - 03:49 PM.

"Nov8tr" is pronounced "INNOVATOR"

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INFILtrate datass

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My zerker is named "sexyness"

I mean look at it. It's pretty sexy.

Assault is named gangsta $hit. I was listening to music while trying to think of a name and just put in whatever lyrics were next :P

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Assault is named gangsta $hit. I was listening to music while trying to think of a name and just put in whatever lyrics were next :P


But, do you REALLY want to know about some gangsta $hit?




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