The item to your left is the only thing that you can use to defend yourself against a horde of angry neckbeards with.
If this item is a wall, refer to your right hand side.
If it's still a wall go find a bigger house you shmuck.
How do you fare?
The item to your left is the only thing that you can use to defend yourself against a horde of angry neckbeards with.
If this item is a wall, refer to your right hand side.
If it's still a wall go find a bigger house you shmuck.
How do you fare?

I can only imagine a small metal pig made of recycled oil drums is the perfect weapon in this situation. I'd be fine.
I think.
Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 16 August 2015 - 08:14 AM.
A sword. I think I can survive.
CRITICAL ASSIST

Got a small trash can here. That could do something
"One day I will leave this world and dream myself to reality" -- Chief Crazy Horse
"Love is the Law, Love under Will" -- Aleister Crowley
"This is like talking to breakfast cereal" -- Otherland
an electric guitar...
this is going to be the noisiest fight ever seen by man.
Edited by Jason Endrago, 16 August 2015 - 11:36 AM.

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the noisiest fight ever seen by man.
My pc tower.........If they all have to play hawken to kill me I'll be good:P

Thanks to Badtings for this awesome banner!
I keep a pair of nunchucks on the back of my front door............just in case. ![]()
"Nov8tr" is pronounced "INNOVATOR"

Yes I'm really 64 yrs old. July 6, 1953
I'm sure angry neckbeards would appreciate some Vaseline intensive care dry skin repair.
Windows tablet with stylus.
I'd just play some pr0n on the tablet to distract them then stab them in the jugular with the stylus
...assuming the neckbeard isn't too OP for the stylus. Some o dem neckbeards are thick as...
Cheers,
6ixxer
i would dual wield walls like a fuzzy bunny boss
Walls OP, Pls nerf.
lol
Lets see, I have a scalloped defense flashlight that can blind'em at 120 lumens and a tiny pocket knife and some sharp pens and pencils, that might work in tandem. If not i can always use my portable dvd tray and cord as a mace...or maybe attempt to beat them off with my blender cup,thats kinda thick. Unno. Maybe I should just throw post-it notes at'em and hope for a papercut,that usually works right?
Well, now if I were in my room, there's a 12 inch... I dunno what kind... "bigass" knife I bought off a lady from church to help her out. 20 bucks I wasn't planning on spending, but she's sweet and needs the love ![]()
"One day I will leave this world and dream myself to reality" -- Chief Crazy Horse
"Love is the Law, Love under Will" -- Aleister Crowley
"This is like talking to breakfast cereal" -- Otherland
Well, now if I were in my room, there's a 12 inch... I dunno what kind... "bigass" knife I bought off a lady from church to help her out. 20 bucks I wasn't planning on spending, but she's sweet and needs the love
That knife is actually Excalibur's little brother, Dexcalibur.
By equipping it you gain +6 agility and +10 dexterity.

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I could offer them a beer...

Salvage: An Idea to Stop Leavers
A handheld vacuum.
I've always wanted to kill someone by extreme sucking.

Scout is my baby.
A can of candy
Well i can survive attracting children to my house and then eating them i guess (?)
Steel
Steel everywhere~
Couch cushion. Knock 'em down and smother 'em
"One day I will leave this world and dream myself to reality" -- Chief Crazy Horse
"Love is the Law, Love under Will" -- Aleister Crowley
"This is like talking to breakfast cereal" -- Otherland
a large glass bowl with soup in it.
Not a mininuke? I'm surprised.
I've got a refrigerator. I guess I can hide in it or throw food at people. Or throw the refrigerator at people, that'll crush em.
And fuzzy bunnyng goddamned coincidentally (I fuzzy bunnyng swear I didn't even realize it until now), to the left of that, a large beach ball that I painted to look like the Eye of Sauron.
NECKBEARDS?
I AM THE LORD OF THE NECKBEARDS.
Edited by (TDM) DeeRax, 12 October 2015 - 10:19 PM.



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And fuzzy bunnyng goddamned coincidentally (I fuzzy bunnyng swear I didn't even realize it until now), to the left of that, a large beach ball that I painted to look like the Eye of Sauron.
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NECKBEARDS?
I AM THE LORD OF THE NECKBEARDS.
this made my day +42
*SCREECHING*
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