What the heck did you just happen to say about me, you little darling? I’ll have you know I navigated the depths of nice things to say to you, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret santa events on reddit, and I have over 300 comment karma. I am trained in reciprocating decency and I’m the worst reaper in the entire TPG League. You are everything to me, not just another target. I will compliment the heck out of you with accuracy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my kind words. You think you can get away with not receiving praise from me over the Internet? Think again, chisel cheeks. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of like-minded hugging machine operators and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the chorus of "likes", "comments", and "subscribes", you doll. The chorus that fortifies the healthy construct that you call self-esteem. You’re really swell, bud. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can speak nicely of you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in forum friendliness, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hawken community and I will use it to its full extent to make your wonderful day the best in the world, you clever and good looking mech fan. If only you could have known what sweet compassion your little clever post was about to lift your spirits up, maybe you would have contributed it sooner. But you didn't, and that's OK. I'll still consider your feelings, you special person you. I will gift goodwill all over you and you will be better for it. You enjoy yourself now, kiddo.
Edited by Crafty, 16 July 2015 - 08:55 AM.
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