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Hooray!  It's finally here.

 

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For those that didn't know, Team HEAVEN IS FOR REAL was eligible to receive these for placing dead last in an EU Priority Target tournament, where we came up against the insurmountable wall of trans-atlantic lag and came up lacking.  When I say "we", I mean a whole bunch of other players who are better than me who composed the rest of the team, largely because I was asleep and hungover the one time I was supposed to participate.  Curiously, we were the only recipients of an actual tangible reward for participation while everyone else was paid in fun-money.

 

I just wanted to post this as a reassurance to all of you good people out there:  sometimes, despite all your hard work and effort, complete losers like me reap the only tangible rewards of your struggle without putting in a fraction of the effort you exerted.  Nothing in this world is fair and nothing good happens to anyone who ever deserves it.  Karma is fake, and the universe is capricious and inscrutable.

 

Thanks, Reloaded!  Thanks also to the secret ivory tower of definitely cheating players at or above 2600 MMR, strange business decisions in general, and Colton Burpo, noted political economy speaker and ontoclysm enthusiast.

 

this is actually pretty neat tho so I am sincerely grateful and I will treasure this as an artifact of the shooter I've enjoyed more than any other in my life :)


Edited by currently(on)_sabbatical, 07 February 2016 - 12:47 PM.

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Comic pls exist more in game
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Comic pls exist more in game

 

Someday, bubba.  Once that fresh new content bubbles out.


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Someday, bubba.  Once that fresh new content bubbles out.

(starts to bubblin)



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Someday, bubba. Once that fresh new content bubbles out.


SSSDM is fresh new content every week

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FRESH COCONUTS






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