i have very silly names for mine. badonk-a-donk, blossom, bubbles, buttercup, bo-jangles just to name a few
Funny names for your mechs
#41
Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:27 PM
#42
Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:32 PM
I'll turn on me gitfinda boss! Da green dotz be da humies, an we be da red uns, cuz red goes fasta.Grenadier: Fatty McNades - I was tempted to switch to Fatty McVROOOOOOOOM!!! when I got the Vulcan for it.
CR-T: C.U.B.E. - Stands for Cheap Unwanted Battle Equipment.
Raider: Deadzone - You come into my zone, you be ded. Would be more fitting if I wasn't so terrible with the Raider...
Brawler: Studley - Real men paint pink hearts on their shields. Real men also use the SA Hawkins.
Bruiser: Buzzkill - VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! you ded.
Vanguard: Sumo Stompa - The Vanguard channels the spirit of a true Sumo champion, being fat, yet agile.
Scout: Flak Monkey - If you played UT2003/4, you know why.
Technician: Mad Dok - Quit'cher whinin ya git! Ya ain't too shot up. Just needz sum more gubbinz and a bit a red paint, and it'll be gud az new, boss!
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#43
Posted 22 April 2015 - 08:48 AM
Not necessarily funny, but this is what i think of my little 'collection'.
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#44
Posted 22 April 2015 - 08:55 AM

(the Raider is painted red and yellow)
(the scout is blue with red feet)
Edited by Duralumi, 22 April 2015 - 08:56 AM.
everything is going to be daijobu
If you have images in your signature, you're part of the reason why I disable them.
#45
Posted 22 April 2015 - 10:21 AM
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contracted by
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INDUSTRY
#46
Posted 22 April 2015 - 05:18 PM
#47
Posted 22 April 2015 - 05:28 PM
Bezerker - B i t c h Slap
Sharpshooter - 1 shot 1 Kill
Grenadier - Alice
Rocketeer - Bad MoFo
Brusier - Rusty
Infiltrator - DenyAbility
CRT - FNG
Predator - Uncle Martin
Reaper - Vigilanty
Brawler - Dominator
Incinerator - Turd Burglar
Scout - Rover
Assault - Last One
Technician - Medic
Sharpshooter - 2 shots 2 kills
Edited by thirtysix, 22 April 2015 - 08:28 PM.
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#48
Posted 23 April 2015 - 01:21 AM
Of course it's:

Even bots acknowledged his greatness:

Edited by Sorroritas, 23 April 2015 - 01:23 AM.
Treat them with honour, my Brothers.
Not because they will bring us victory this day,
but because their fate will one day be ours.
#49
Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:28 AM
#50
Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:38 AM
#51
Posted 23 April 2015 - 08:41 PM
I went pretty hard, so they probably are not funny in an intentional way :T
Infiltrator: OUT OF HELL
Bruiser: BLACKLIGHT (After the awesome game)
Reaper: A DAMN SIGHT
Berserker: DOWN AND OUT
#52
Posted 23 April 2015 - 08:47 PM
#53
Posted 24 April 2015 - 12:25 AM
Thought I should post mine also ![]()
You can see a bit of the history of hawken and mine because I labeled them in purchase order.
Edited by Orgox, 24 April 2015 - 12:26 AM.
#54
Posted 24 April 2015 - 12:26 PM
#55
Posted 24 April 2015 - 02:13 PM
Haven't gotten around to naming them all, but I just do the same thing as the "anal" game when you are bored on the highway. You know, when you just put the word "anal" in front of a vehicle's model to see what the result is? Anal Explorer, Anal Expedition, Anal Focus, etc.
So:
- Anal Assault
- Anal Infiltrator
- Anal Brawler
- Anal Bruiser
etc.
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#56
Posted 24 April 2015 - 02:30 PM
I like Xacius' name for the Incinerator: Infinideeps™ (I believe that's what he has it named. Too bad for the trademark, otherwise I would totally steal it. :P)
#57
Posted 24 April 2015 - 02:38 PM
#58
Posted 06 May 2015 - 12:44 PM
CRT: Dishwasher Machine with windshield wiper
Berzerker, Reaper, Infiltrator: Mosquitoes
Scout: Chicken Feet
Incinerator: Mechanic Orange
Brawler: Walking Building
Sharpshooter: Venetian Curtain (cockpit windshileld with a venetian curtain)
#59
Posted 06 May 2015 - 12:55 PM
I was once very amused by Xacius calling his Assault "A SALT RIFLE". My method of choice for flavoring foods.
#60
Posted 06 May 2015 - 01:29 PM
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Salvage: An Idea to Stop Leavers
#61
Posted 14 May 2015 - 08:51 AM
CRT - FNG
I love this. So much. But I'll bet I'm the only one who gets it. Everyone has been the FNG at one point. I think I might just make a smurf account under that name...
xD
#62
Posted 14 May 2015 - 09:26 AM
#63
Posted 14 May 2015 - 09:47 AM
#64
Posted 14 May 2015 - 10:01 AM
Current name : chuncky
Predator: your creepy stalker
Infil: (I forgot ima post later)
CRT : washing machine
Assault:
G2 assault : my weapon choices prove I'm smart
Assault from promo code: cosmetics dummy
Tech: La Vie
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And if you dont ....
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#65
Posted 14 May 2015 - 11:01 AM
Hmm, thought I had posted in this before... guess not.
I call my Incinerator "Harley Davidson" because it is an unnecessarily big, unnecessarily loud and annoying hog running around going "Thwap, thwap, thwap, thwap..."
To be serious for a moment this is just a joke
#66
Posted 24 May 2015 - 11:20 AM
Reaper: JackTheRPR
Sharpshooter: Louis (Like Louisville Slugger. I play baseball and thought it was funny alright? Stop looking at me like that.)
Scout: Chucklenuts
Assault: Big Fish (in a little pond)
G2 Assault: Mr. Daka
More are in the works, I just haven't decided on any yet.
#67
Posted 24 May 2015 - 11:27 AM
Mine are the funniest.
Scout: PublicMMR
Infil: PublicMMR
Reaper: PublicMMR
Tech: PublicMMR
SS: PublicMMR
Assault: PublicMMR
Bruiser: PublicMMR
Pred: PublicMMR
Raider: PublicMMR
CRT: PublicMMR
G2A: PublicMMR
Brawler: PublicMMR
Rocketeer: PublicMMR
Gren: PublicMMR
G2R: PublicMMR
Vanguard: PublicMMR
Incin: PublicMMR
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#68
Posted 24 May 2015 - 11:29 AM
#69
Posted 24 May 2015 - 04:15 PM
BRAWLER: Cartman (he's a phat ass)
TECHNICIAN: Jerry/Nomad
INCINERATOR: Heavy (entire team is BABIES!)
CR-T RECRUIT: Freddy Fazbear (for the lulz)
REAPER/SHARPSHOOTER: Mr. Mundy (Sniper from TF2)
GRENADIER: Demoman (because grenades)
ROCKETEER: Soldier (because rockets)
SCOUT: Scoot
Also, INB4 moved to off topic.
Edited by System64, 24 May 2015 - 04:19 PM.
#70
Posted 24 May 2015 - 05:37 PM
#71
Posted 25 May 2015 - 12:28 PM
My second scout's name is TheFistOfJustice
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#72
Posted 26 May 2015 - 01:44 AM
#73
Posted 26 May 2015 - 01:50 AM
Cupcakes are not for breakfast...
My incinerator name is the only serious one
#74
Posted 28 May 2015 - 03:23 AM
CRT washing machine.... Maybe should change into gimmeh yo stuff, yo watch a movie, I wash
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy bunny into
(") (") your signature to help him gain world domination XD
And if you dont ....
<-------------- ME and Bunny
#75
Posted 28 May 2015 - 03:46 AM
I don't have it yet, but I would name my G2 Assalt: MOAR DAKKAAAAAAS!!!
Ping never below 680ms.
#76
Posted 28 May 2015 - 04:06 AM
some Not Safe? FWIW:
http://hawken.herokuapp.com/user/em1o
ThankYouVeryMuch. :)
edit: btw, for anyone younger than about 20, CR-T is twidget talk for Cathode Ray-Tube ( pre flat screen televsion, or any gauss-controlled beam-sweep imaging vacuum tube glass thingy). the original "monitor" for early PCs was a (not necessarily) color TV tuned to channel 3 or 4. had my CoCo2 set up that way.......so it's not a microwave at all. it's a play on technology in-house humor.
:D
Edited by em1o, 01 June 2015 - 09:39 AM.
#: chown -R us ./base

"...oh great Itzamna, you shall know Us by the trail of Dead."
#77
Posted 28 May 2015 - 03:47 PM
I have a CRT that is TECH TV. (the one with the error screen head) A Bruiser that is Doctor Demento. And my Zerk is Rug Rat.
Edited by Nov8tr, 28 May 2015 - 03:49 PM.
"Nov8tr" is pronounced "INNOVATOR"

Yes I'm really 64 yrs old. July 6, 1953
#78
Posted 28 May 2015 - 03:58 PM
#79
Posted 28 May 2015 - 06:42 PM
I mean look at it. It's pretty sexy.
Assault is named gangsta $hit. I was listening to music while trying to think of a name and just put in whatever lyrics were next :P
Edited by PsychedelicGrass, 28 May 2015 - 06:43 PM.
What's the big fuzzy bunnyng deal? Lots of amazing people have committed suicide, and they turned out alright.
#80
Posted 29 May 2015 - 04:45 PM
Assault is named gangsta $hit. I was listening to music while trying to think of a name and just put in whatever lyrics were next :P
But, do you REALLY want to know about some gangsta $hit?
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