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Lately there has been a rise in mech related physical and mental illness disorders and syndromes.   This has caused our doctors to update the basic components of  psychological neurological  and physical testing. If you are a mech pilot and have any of these symptoms.  WE CAN HELP YOU. Testing will be at 2200 hours All untested pilots will have their mech qualification  permanently revoked. If you fail any of the test  WE CAN HELP REHABILITATE YOU. 

 

  •   Mech delusional disorder  : When the otherwise normal person gets in a mech and feels invincible. The delusions a unique to the pilot some think they have become one with there mech like some kind of technological god. Others develop split or alter personality's  when in the mech. Others personify the mech and feel that as long as they drive it a certain way their  patron mech will never let them die.  Whatever colorful delusion it does not matter they all have the same result. The mech pilot runs his mech like a indestructible death machine. Running into battles out matched and out gunned and out numbered  as 6 enemys surround and destroy this psudo-GOD. Most afflicted pilots  do not survive this and the ones who do wish they had not.   TREATMENT nanite injected into blood migrate to the brain and kill effected brain tissue. Success rate 100% recovery. SIDE EFFECTS : Some pilots have slight personality changes after procedure.

 

  • Universal mech syndrome : The afflicted  pilot all mechs the same. nanite injected into blood migrate to the brain and kill effected brain tissue. Success rate 100% recovery. Some nanite injected into blood migrate to the brain and kill effected brain tissue. Success rate 100% recovery. Reeducation though classified means. No side effects.
  • Evasive Flying distorter : Subjects with this do not feel safe on the ground at the slightest threat instead of strafing or dodging or running for cover they take to the air ironically this is where they die until their wreaked mech crashes to the ground. TREATMENT nanite injected into blood migrate to the brain and kill effected brain tissue. Success rate 100% recovery. SIDE EFFECTS : Some pilots become afraid of heights second treatment is sometimes necessary to remove this Phobia.

 

  •  Speed thruster syndrome :  These speed demons thrust everywhere for everything.  Basically putting a " I am over here kill me kill me sign on themselves."  Yes thrusters put you on radar walking does not " TREATMENT nanite injected into blood migrate to the brain and kill effected brain tissue. Success rate 100% recovery.Rehabilitated sent To the Improved  Brawler Core Iron turtle training for 1 year.   These brawlers have  more armor are  slower and  have no thrusters. No side effects.

 

 

  • Techaphobia :  The afflicted thrust away  from all techs even when they have  two armor plates  left and the tech has activated the green beam of love.TREATMENT nanite injected into blood migrate to the brain and kill effected brain tissue. Success rate 100% recovery. Second level treatment reconditioning classified. Shifted to Technician  duty for one year.

 

  •    Reverse role disorder  :   When any mech is not used for its intended role. This is when a long  range mech  is used as a  close quarters combat or a g2 raider is trying to shoot a long range target with t32 bolt or MIRV. In any case it is a confusion of roles that proves useless or fatal. All mechs have a role if you deviate from that role you make yourself a liability. TREATMENT nanite injected into blood migrate to the brain and kill effected brain tissue. Success rate 100% recovery. No side effects.

 

  • Shift Key atrophy also know as Unresponsive dodging disease. scientist are not sure why but the mech pilot  shift finger just will not  push the shift key. To dodge away from danger. It is unknown as to why or if this is a neurological  distorter Or  a psychological one many can move there dodge finger when not in a mech but once in there the  finger becomes paralyzed. TREATMENT : Amputation of finger cybernetic replacement.  Recovery 100% success rate.

 

  • Directional line moment disorder / tunnel vision  : Causes the mech pilot to think his / her only option is forward. Those afflicted with this disease seem to not be able to strafe left or right. All moment  is  only linear straight predictable lines.  The disorder has to do with the connection to the eyes to the brain.  It is Unknown if  this related to shift key atrophy but many of the afflicted have both. TREATMENT removal of eyes. cybernetic replacement. 100 success rate. No side effects  

 

 

 

  • Radar Blindness : After years of staring at the radar The mech pilots eyes just can not see it any more. Mysterious disease does not seem to effect normal vision . Again it is not known if it is a neurological or psychological ....  all of the pilots vision seems unaffected may be cause by P.T.S.D after years of mech stress.TREATMENT nanite injected into blood migrate to the brain and kill effected brain tissue. Success rate 100% recovery. Side effects some pilots smell burned almonds after. No treatment for this side effect.

 

 

  • Overheat Overdrive disorder : The afflicted do not even bother to manage heat from weapons they just hold down there fire button till they over heat. It is not known  If this is related to speed thruster syndrome many pilot cases contain both.  The scientific hypothesis is that the part of the brain responsible  for impulse control and stopping is shutdown in both cases. At any rate this overheats the mech and leaves it helpless for 4 to 6 seconds witch causes many fatality's. TREATMENT nanite injected into blood migrate to the brain and kill effected brain tissue and  regenerate healthy impulse control Success rate 100% recovery. Subjects are reassigned to the G2 Raider squad known as the Battle Turkeys. Where the combination of the t32 bolts and the Slower Corsair KLA XT reloads reeducate them. 

If any new disorders syndromes or neurological or psychological diseases are found please contact mech lab diagnostics and treatment and post here. WE CAN FIX YOU ,  WE CAN HELP


Edited by Source_Mystic, 05 May 2015 - 09:22 AM.

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This is awesome!

 

I need therapy!

 

When can i schedule a session?


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This is awesome!

 

I need therapy!

 

When can i schedule a session?

The small pain you felt in you right shoulder was our helper drone that  was your treatment no therapy needed.

 

 TREATMENT nanite injected into blood migrate to the brain and kill effected brain tissue. Success rate 100% recovery. Side effects some pilots smell burned almonds after. No treatment for this side effect.

 

Thank you for your cooperation pilot


Edited by Source_Mystic, 05 May 2015 - 09:32 AM.

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Techaphobia :  The afflicted thrust away  from all techs even when they have  two armor plates  left and the tech has activated the green beam of love.TREATMENT nanite injected into blood migrate to the brain and kill effected brain tissue. Success rate 100% recovery. Second level treatment reconditioning classified. Shifted to Technician  duty for one year.

 

 

Question: If you are being healed, and the tech activates the green beam, is there any corresponding change in the standard healing indicator, or are the only visual cues the faster heal rate and (if in view) green beam itself?  Just skimmed through Merl's tech guide and I didn't see anything regarding this.

 

 

 

Neat thread btw.



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Overeager beavertech: tech who insists on giving away your position by boosting/healing (unneccesarily) while you are flsnking., thereby giving away your maneuver and position.

Closely related to the Labrador retriever assault who boosts to catch up to you while you flank and bunnyhopping/tailwagging because he's do thrilled to be in your company, thereby giving away your position, etc.
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Did I say Call Me Ishmael?

 

You should call me Luna.


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Overeager beavertech: tech who insists on giving away your position by boosting/healing (unneccesarily) while you are flsnking., thereby giving away your maneuver and position.

Closely related to the Labrador retriever assault who boosts to catch up to you while you flank and bunnyhopping/tailwagging because he's do thrilled to be in your company, thereby giving away your position, etc.

LOL!!!  YES! 

 

This is my favorite thread ever. 


Edited by (THC) Badtings, 05 May 2015 - 10:42 AM.

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Techs who heal cloked preds.



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I main a pred I stay as far away from a tech as possible and even tell them not heal me ... I can take care of myself.

 

But what would you call that if it was a disease .. What would cause it  ? what would you name it ? How would it be treated . and what are the side effects  if treated


Edited by Source_Mystic, 05 May 2015 - 11:04 AM.


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Probably an offshoot of Ishmael's Overeager Beavertech.






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