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ArchMech

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player retention

pricing

matchmaking

auto balancing

balancing

gameplay

balancing gameplay

balanced gameplay

imbalanced gameplay (aka asymmetrical gameplay)

balancing asymmetrical gameplay

underpowered

overpowered

burst

sustain

suppression

assassination

utility

effectiveness

ease of use

learning curve

glitches

exploits

hacks

fixes

designing

implementing

timing

experimenting

exploring

theorycrafting

strategy

aiming

trick-shooting

moving

maps

art

advertising

leavers

any game engine

any single player game

any other pvp game

any style of gameplay

any other form of entertainment

how awesome mechs and the entire mecha genre is

twitch

streamer experience

viewer experience

consoles

computers

competition

community

communication

meta build

teaching

learning

developers

developing

developer experience

new player experience good or bad

pro gamer experience

cat gamer experience

just bad at games gamer experience

average gamer experience

casual gamer experience

young gamer experience

adolescent gamer experience

adult gamer experience

older gamer experience

game nomad experience

dedicated gamer experience

cross region gaming experience

awesomeness

lameness

grindyness

instant gratification

delayed gratification

p2w

f2p

business models

profits

investors

action

weapons

explosions

 

w/e

etc

 

and 1000 other things im NOT going to go into to overload your young fragile mortal minds just to get you to play and stay playing hawken. you don't REALLY want me putting like X hours into this and you having several hours of reading material do you?

 

lets just say dont go anywhere, but if your ways take you on a path away from hawken, let me be the first to tell you "you'll be back, but you shouldn't leave or even want to if you've half a mind, things are just getting good again!"

 

EDIT: i have too many cats, want pics? i can ddos hawken, hawken fourms, anything with hawken, twitch, and 33% of the internet with cat pics dog pics and cat w/dog pics wanna go pumapaw?


Edited by ArchMech, 04 June 2015 - 08:14 PM.

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don't mind me, i'm just on a crusade against humanity, by the end of my lifespan earth's population will be 8 billion+ trolls


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To many non cat words for me.


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edited JUST for you puma

edit: find the cat word in that list rofl (its well hidden)


Edited by ArchMech, 04 June 2015 - 04:27 PM.

don't mind me, i'm just on a crusade against humanity, by the end of my lifespan earth's population will be 8 billion+ trolls


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Thanky, purr purr



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make sure to throw a link of this thread around to any1 making an "im leaving thread" or to any1 thinking about leaving!


don't mind me, i'm just on a crusade against humanity, by the end of my lifespan earth's population will be 8 billion+ trolls


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Edited by hoghead, 20 June 2015 - 04:31 PM.

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In compliance of Fair and Equal Treatment of All Animals, Some being More Equal than others*, I hereby have presented this link displaying proof of my Fair and Impartial naming of my main's Brawler in deference to bro HogHead.

 

http://hawken.herokuapp.com/user/em1o

 

cat's pajamas, Beany!

 

*apologies for the rip from Animal Farm


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Edited by hoghead, 20 June 2015 - 04:31 PM.

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Where is the FuzzyBunny word ?

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actually in the original post i had s.cru.b gamer experience and it got fuzzy bunnied, i edited it out and added more experience listings


Edited by ArchMech, 04 June 2015 - 06:01 PM.

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The secret word is "hack".  As in "hack" up a furball.


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To be serious for a moment this is just a joke

 


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So, is there a point to this? Cuz this is what I'm getting out of it...

 

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Ballance is overrated...



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Is this a list of triggers? It is... For hawken players. Trigger warning guys.

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You don't REALLY want me putting like X hours into this and you having several hours of reading material do you?

 

I kinda do.


MFW Howken

 

My post count is neat.


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I kinda do.

 

Yes please


8) Tech in the streets, Brawler in the sheets (8


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I don't get this at all.  Were you on some drug/booze?


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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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Cat repair drones necessary.

Edited by (thc)_incitatus, 05 June 2015 - 11:34 AM.

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reasons to play the game

reasons NOT to play the game

reasons to leave the game after a change

reasons to rejoin a game after a change

etc and so on

 

how is it so hard to understand, the list is some keywords i WOULD use in a wall of text post discussing hawken up and down, for the new players leaving, for posterity, for the same reason we've always made THESIS SIZED POSTS, to put our own thoughts down "on paper" and what not

 

 

i wanted to throw in some bits like "look at the games around, mmorpgs, mobas, headshot you dead now FPS, titanfail, mechwarrior's epic fail", whatever all of them, like where you gunna go for a game with THIS MUCH PROMISE? nosgoth? good luck there!

 

after reloaded games showed up DEVELOPMENT BEGINS AGAIN

 

the amount of fuzzy bunny we have discussed to benefit this game is astounding 

 

its basically my response to "im leaving" threads popping up, dont go the funs just getting started!

not really a thread for hyginos to spend hours sifting through looking for tiny nuggets of genius filled with useless crap about a game hardly any1 plays


Edited by ArchMech, 05 June 2015 - 06:15 PM.

don't mind me, i'm just on a crusade against humanity, by the end of my lifespan earth's population will be 8 billion+ trolls


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You forgot a few.

git gud
TTK
grind
entitled
MMR

Edited by kasei, 06 June 2015 - 06:53 AM.

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thanks! ill be sure to add those in a bit


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tldnr



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