as the title says , write the best jokes here .i need to laugh ![]()
Edited by (KDR) RozerMahbub, 23 June 2015 - 02:10 PM.
as the title says , write the best jokes here .i need to laugh ![]()
Edited by (KDR) RozerMahbub, 23 June 2015 - 02:10 PM.
Here's a lame joke to make you feel worse ![]()
If you feel really cold, go stand in a corner, they're usually 90 degrees ![]()
The PC community is the red headed step child Reloaded never wanted but got saddled with when they married the PC community's mother.
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Shoutout to mah real Africans out there.
Here's a lame joke to make you feel worse
If you feel really cold, go stand in a corner, they're usually 90 degrees
any 180 spin version there :)
Did you know that if you weight above 650 kg I believe you can stop a bullet by just the amount of fat on your body?
It also explains America`s health issues a great deal.
CRITICAL ASSIST


CRT master race... No questions allowed.
Period.
Did you know that if you weight above 650 kg I believe you can stop a bullet by just the amount of fat on your body?
It also explains America`s health issues a great deal.
Is it actually commonplace in other parts of the world to describe mass as a force?
Did you know that if you weight above 650 kg I believe you can stop a bullet by just the amount of fat on your body?
It also explains America`s health issues a great deal.
if this were the case, why are so many americans dieng from gun violence
We Can Dance If We Want To

Edited by SparkyJJC, 23 June 2015 - 03:01 PM.
zzzzzzzzzzz try harder
What kind of jokes do you like, Rozer?
Edited by JeffMagnum, 23 June 2015 - 03:45 PM.
if this were the case, why are so many americans dieng from gun violence
Eh?
Who Am I You Ask? Well... I Am...
The One... The Only... The Fantastic... The Uncanny... The Exceptional... The Unmatched... The Marvelous... The Mind-Blowing...
An All Around Great Guy...
Pure_Amazing
A Critical Assist Clan Leader
if this were the case, why are so many americans dieng from gun violence
Because it's usually the thinner people that get shot and killed. The fat ones generally have enough sense to not try to squeeze their fat fingers into a trigger.
Burritos, not Bullets.
Edited by Panzermanathod, 23 June 2015 - 03:25 PM.
A customer walks into a bar, and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender serves him the glass of water, then jerks out a shotgun and blows a hole through the floor.
The man hands him a 20 dollar tip and walks out whistling happily.
What just happened and why the tip?
#: chown -R us ./base

"...oh great Itzamna, you shall know Us by the trail of Dead."
if this were the case, why are so many americans dieng from gun violence
Because we're not limited to knifing and beating people to death, as in gun-controlled areas.
#: chown -R us ./base

"...oh great Itzamna, you shall know Us by the trail of Dead."
here you are Rozer, even if you're not a Cat Person, you can still get a giggle out of this site.
http://simonscat.com...gory/simonscat/
the full playlist of his cartoons:
http://simonscat.com...-full-playlist/
Edited by em1o, 23 June 2015 - 04:21 PM.
#: chown -R us ./base

"...oh great Itzamna, you shall know Us by the trail of Dead."
zzzzzzzzzzz try harder
What kind of jokes do you like, Rozer?
any kind of jokes make me laugh ![]()
Mind the fact that pizza is my avatar.
Pizza is cool and you know it.
<3 HAWKEN
i have a plan , i will donate all my Orb ( raider is a noice choice to give all orb in the same time
) to Dave . who with me ?
it's jokes right ![]()
thanks guys for try to make me happy ![]()
2 tomatoes walking on a highway
one says: Careful, a car!
XAAFF
the other says: Eh?..
XAAAFFF
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The difference between theory and practice is smaller in theory than it is in practice.

Oh crap this doesn't really work here...
Edited by reVelske, 24 June 2015 - 05:35 AM.
Move fuzzy bunny get out the way! Fake's cursor will rock now!

- Sitting next to the sound box in Last Eco -
A German man decides to visit Poland.
He arrives at the airport and goes to Customs.
The Customs Officer asks him for his passport and then asks him a few questions.
Name?
Age?
Occupation?
The German man pauses and looks at the officer.
"No no no, just visiting!"
Enjoyed reading all of these, hope they made your day as much as they did mine Rozer!
My face? O_o
here you are Rozer, even if you're not a Cat Person, you can still get a giggle out of this site.
http://simonscat.com...gory/simonscat/
the full playlist of his cartoons:
tinku
"No no no, just visiting!"
It literally took me three hours to connect the dots.
A US veteran arrives in france at the airport. Some fench security woman asks for his passport. The veteran tells that he hasn't got one and asks politely to enter while showing his medal with his name on it.
The woman denies the entry and tells that without a passport it is not possible to enter. The veteran replied that he already entered once without a passport in france.
The woman tells again that this is not possible and asks how the veteran could have this idea.
"Well ...", the veteran said, "As we arrived in france at the 6th of July 1944 there was no fu*king frenchman I could show my passport to!"
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Made my day when I saw this :,D
- Sitting next to the sound box in Last Eco -
It literally took me three hours to connect the dots.
lol ![]()
@Fake Love that story, one of my favorites!
The PC community is the red headed step child Reloaded never wanted but got saddled with when they married the PC community's mother.
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Shoutout to mah real Africans out there.
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