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as the title says , write the best jokes here .i need to laugh  :yucky:


Edited by (KDR) RozerMahbub, 23 June 2015 - 02:10 PM.

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Here's a lame joke to make you feel worse  :tongue:

If you feel really cold, go stand in a corner, they're usually 90 degrees  :yucky:


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Here's a lame joke to make you feel worse  :tongue:

If you feel really cold, go stand in a corner, they're usually 90 degrees  :yucky:

any 180 spin version there :)



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Did you know that if you weight above 650 kg I believe you can stop a bullet by just the amount of fat on your body?

 

It also explains America`s health issues a great deal.


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Did you know that if you weight above 650 kg I believe you can stop a bullet by just the amount of fat on your body?

 

It also explains America`s health issues a great deal.

 

Is it actually commonplace in other parts of the world to describe mass as a force?


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Did you know that if you weight above 650 kg I believe you can stop a bullet by just the amount of fat on your body?

 

It also explains America`s health issues a great deal.

if this were the case, why are so many americans dieng from gun violence 


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A man walks into a bar and sees a rather tall pianist playing the piano. The man asks the bartender "Hey, that pianist plays really well, where did you find him?"
The bartender replies "Oh, I have a magic lamp with a genie that grants wishes! Here, you try!"
The bartender hands the man a magic lamp, and he walks off with it.
He rubs the lamp and says "I wish for a large c*ck!" and a large grandfather clock appears before him. The man returns to the bartender and says "that magic lamp isn't very good, is it? It doesn't work for me! I wished for a large c*ck, not a large clock!"
The bartender leans in and whispers "look mate, do you really think I wished for a tall pianist?"

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zzzzzzzzzzz try harder

 

What kind of jokes do you like, Rozer? 


Edited by JeffMagnum, 23 June 2015 - 03:45 PM.

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if this were the case, why are so many americans dieng from gun violence 

 

Eh?


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if this were the case, why are so many americans dieng from gun violence

Because it's usually the thinner people that get shot and killed. The fat ones generally have enough sense to not try to squeeze their fat fingers into a trigger.

 

Burritos, not Bullets.


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You wont regret it

 

 


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A customer walks into a bar, and asks for a glass of water.

The bartender serves him the glass of water, then jerks out a shotgun and blows a hole through the floor.

The man hands him a 20 dollar tip and walks out whistling happily.

 

What just happened and why the tip?

 

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if this were the case, why are so many americans dieng from gun violence 

Because we're not limited to knifing and beating people to death, as in gun-controlled areas.


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if this were the case, why are so many americans dieng from gun violence 

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here you are Rozer, even if you're not a Cat Person, you can still get a giggle out of this site.

http://simonscat.com...gory/simonscat/

 

the full playlist of his cartoons:

http://simonscat.com...-full-playlist/


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zzzzzzzzzzz try harder

 

What kind of jokes do you like, Rozer? 

any kind of jokes make me laugh  :yes:



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http://www.sanger.dk/


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Mind the fact that pizza is my avatar.
Pizza is cool and you know it.

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i have a plan , i will donate all my Orb ( raider is a noice choice to give all orb in the same time  :teehee: ) to Dave . who with me ?

 

it's  jokes right  :tongue:

 

thanks guys for try to make me happy  :wub:



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2 tomatoes walking on a highway

 

one says: Careful, a car!

XAAFF

 

the other says: Eh?..

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Oh crap this doesn't really work here...


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Move fuzzy bunny get out the way! Fake's cursor will rock now!

 

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A German man decides to visit Poland.

He arrives at the airport and goes to Customs.

The Customs Officer asks him for his passport and then asks him a few questions.

Name?

Age?

Occupation?

The German man pauses and looks at the officer.

 

"No no no, just visiting!"

 

 

 

Enjoyed reading all of these, hope they made your day as much as they did mine Rozer!


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My face? O_o


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KOBALT DEFENCE REGIMENT

...and let slip the dogs of war...

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here you are Rozer, even if you're not a Cat Person, you can still get a giggle out of this site.

http://simonscat.com...gory/simonscat/

 

the full playlist of his cartoons:

http://simonscat.com...-full-playlist/

tinku



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My face? O_o

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"No no no, just visiting!"

 

It literally took me three hours to connect the dots.


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A US veteran arrives in france at the airport. Some fench security woman asks for his passport. The veteran tells that he hasn't got one and asks politely to enter while showing his medal with his name on it.

The woman denies the entry and tells that without a passport it is not possible to enter. The veteran replied that he already entered once without a passport in france.

The woman tells again that this is not possible and asks how the veteran could have this idea.

 

"Well ...", the veteran said, "As we arrived in france at the 6th of July 1944 there was no fu*king frenchman I could show my passport to!"

 

 

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Made my day when I saw this :,D


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It literally took me three hours to connect the dots.

 

lol  :teehee:

 

@Fake Love that story, one of my favorites!


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