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SRSLY.

 

 

If anyone sees one more "no-no" finger emitted from that dirty coward Incitatus, EMP him on sight, even if he is on your team.

 

I'm fuzzy bunnyng sick and fuzzy bunnyng tired of that stupid fuzzy bunny.

 

enough already.


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I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"


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[14:32] <Crafty> hawken is unlike anything Ive played

 

 


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Even I don't know whether or not this is a joke. What is the world coming to.


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I totally 101% agree. No respectable player does this sort of thing. Any GOOD players you see out there don't lower themselves to this behavior I honestly can't understand why semi-good players dare to think they are so good they can go around insulting everyone. This scroob definitely needs to be stopped. Maybe someone should hack his settings and unbind all his fire keys. Then he can taunt all he wants. Till then though EMP him, by all means.


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take everything as serious.

 

if you ever see it, EMP it on sight.  he has given the order


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In most cases, I emit the no-no finger as a sign of respect.

Unless of course you are simply bad at Hawken, like Coldform. For these players, such as Coldform, the no-no finger implies that you should just stop. Stop playing Hawken. Uninstall it. Just no. No no.

If you would like to see less of the finger, the simple thing to do is kill me. Unless of course you are bad at Hawken, like Coldform
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Coldform has no room for his opinion in that cavity, his head is in the way.
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i've been training under master yoda, and this thread, yes, HUM HEEE HEHEHEHEHEH, indeed, it is, yes,  towards the dark side.


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while we're on the subject on Star Wars, what wouldive happened if obi wan kenobi allowed anakin to be a jedi master and be on the council



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On a related note, Coldform's mom seems to enjoy my finger. So much so that she prefers to take five of them at once.

Funny, the same thing could be said about your mother, just more than fingers. In fact, half the defensive linemen in the NFL can attest to this. I will stay away from her though, as it's common knowledge that she has a severe case if herpesyphighonoles.

An from what I hear, all you've got is fingers. You can't get anything else.

Edited by (TDM)coldform, 11 February 2016 - 07:04 AM.

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I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"


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some times when i go pee i sit on the toilet. is that weird?


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some times when i go pee i sit on the toilet. is that weird?

For any other dude, either weird or lazy. For you, anything is normal.

I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"


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you two are so cute,  may i pluck both your cheeks and buy you both some ice cream.



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did something happen at war wednesday?  



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Gross

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Don't look

 

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No no.

 

Stick around, this gon git gud.


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I'm gonna laugh if you guys get hit with a temp ban for friendly shittalking
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Salvage: An Idea to Stop Leavers

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[14:31] <Crafty> I know that in my balls
[14:32] <Crafty> hawken is unlike anything Ive played

 

 


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did something happen at war wednesday?  

 

Something always happens at WW.  Nothing unusual, just Coldform being put in his place.



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There are no limits to my no-no fingers. Over 12,000 thrown. Nothing will stop me


Edited by (thc)_incitatus, 11 February 2016 - 04:07 PM.


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ill be here at 3AM with some 100% reasonable and logical posts...


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ill be here at 3AM with some 100% reasonable and logical posts...


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why....why would you do this to me..... why!?!

 

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I hereby concede this internet fight to the true victor, Incitatus, as he is clearly better at hawken, shittalking, and holotaunt choices.

 

I actually asked Inci if he would like to have an internet fight with me a while ago, and he agreed to do it with me.  He normally does not behave this way, and is only being a good friend by participating in something I asked him to do.  This thread does not become him.  In reality, I've had a shitton of fun playing with the fine folks who are part of both TDM and THC.  although we are approaching comp hawken from different angles, the last two weeks have felt like we were THE BEST of the hawken community.

 

I stongly encourage all players to at least sign into the TS, poke me, eth0, inci, crock, cavey, roar, silver, or syn (or any of the admins), and have them drag you down to the active channel.  you will not be disappointed.

 

I have met some of the nicest people there, and had some of the best matches with those people too.

 

I am tired.

 

I have given myself more responsibility than I should have taken on, and have watched players that I have mentored move past my skill level, and even possess a greater sense of teamwork than I.  the team that will lead the comp scene for TDM is strong, and their strength will grow, but it will not be with my help, as they have moved past that point.

 

GGs, yall.

 

I'm out for now.


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I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

z6aJAX7.png?1

 

czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"


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Ah Coldform, I think you're just too nice of a person to try and pretend to be an ass on the internet.

 

I always enjoy hanging out with TDM on your practice nights, you guys always make me feel like I'm part of TDM even though I'm just a filthy casual. 

 

Crash and burn buddy, crash and buuuuurnnnn....


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i'll take any of you, anytime!!

 

i can piss in a gutter and soak 5 of you.



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i'll take any of you, anytime!!

 

i can piss in a gutter and soak 5 of you.

Hon Hon Hon fite me. I will kick you little hamster-y behind into the fuzzing stratosphere


 

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if i ever log on again, i'll make sure you're the first mech that explodes....... 



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Hon Hon Hon fite me. I will kick you little hamster-y behind into the fuzzing stratosphere

And you won't come down   :nuke:


 

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the last time i played hawken was 2 weeks ago..

 

i went 28-0-5 on my scout....

 

the game before that, 

 

i went  18-3-10.....

 

i base my skill off of pub games...  this was the moment when i felt so ashamed by playing a scout, that i uninstalled the game.



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the last time i played hawken was 2 weeks ago..

i went 28-0-5 on my scout....

the game before that,

i went 18-3-10.....

i base my skill off of pub games... this was the moment when i felt so ashamed by playing a scout, that i uninstalled the game.


Try something other than co-op bot destruction next time.
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ok.

 

:(

 

how dare you read between the lines






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