Once upon a time, there was a mystical realm known as the #hawkenscrim IRC. In it resided great beings of wonder, myth, and legend. Fantastical topics of strength and judgment and force were discussed, bringing enlightenment and knowledge to the peasants of the world below them. One fateful day, these great beings of wonder, myth, and legend envisioned a potentially world-destroying concept, one so powerful, so devastating, so shocking, that peasants of the world must know of its existence as an idea. The world must be warned.
The Lateral Sensor Desynchronizer.
These reports of danger are unconfirmed, but this powerful item of powerful power could perhaps give you false indicators of enemy sighted, fake lock ons, create illusory weapon sounds around you, maybe even place a hallucinated mech or phantom projectile coming your way all on your own HUD. It's a disorienting experience to say the least, and we have not the slightest idea how this item is even deployed, maybe it is sent out by another Spinning Top of DOOM, or maybe it is not, we know not. All of the poor souls reporting on this come back hallucinating, babbling and incomprehensible, unable to give a meaningful description. However all of the reports of this mystery are unclear, so please, friends, comrades, peers, scrubs, peasants and god-kings alike, help the world, I beg of you. Think this through and offer your sincere thoughts. I salute thee and thank you for your crucial insight.
Edited by Silverfire, 03 August 2015 - 07:06 AM.
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