I was on a smurf yesterday and the smurf on the other team was verbally bashing me for smurfing, while he had a score that was double mine. Pretty ironic but I must admit I got great amussment from listening to him get so upset. It was like a toddler throwing a fit because you took away his sucker in his left hand, while the right hand was holding a 5 pound bag of candy.
The Lord of the Scrubs has investigated these allegations and others and found you wanting.
You weren't on a smurf. You were on another smurf. This isn't your main.
Those aren't the stats of a main, or someone who has been "on and off of this game since the beginning."
Those are the stats of a moderately skilled player, carefully preserving their precious MMR, on an account made in the past several months.
- You don't have a CRT. You haven't been on this account "on and off this game since the beginning."
- A 3.0-5.0 K/D ratio is not indicative of someone who has not invested significant time into this game, even after a long period away. Grimfate4u, the most skilled player with the fastest ascent I've seen recently has a 1.7 KD on the mech they'd been playing since picking it up.
Being on-and-off on this game is going to result in degradation of skill, irregardless of your total time spent playing. That, combined with the fact that this is clearly a post-Reloaded account, clearly indicates that this account was made within the past several months and with the capaility to achieve a max of a 5.0 K/D. The evidence is against you.
Which means you're a smurf of someone else or Crafty is right. And don't even get me started on your ridiculous persona playing on the forums. "Testosterone flying around," indeed. Cut the fuzzy bunny and don't let me see you harassing my scrubs.
Edited by Amidatelion, 19 October 2015 - 07:54 AM.