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gArphEus

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...hahhh, hahah... ...sorry... ...can't resist... *shakes head* ...here it goes...

 

 

THE HAWKEN GAZETTE

 

ISSUE No 2 - reloaded

 

(..muahahaha...)

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!!! NEWSFLASH !!!

 

1st ISSUE OF THE HAWKEN GAZETTE ERASED BY MODERATORS SHORTLY AFTER PUBLICATION!

READ HERE ABOUT THE LATEST INCONCEIVABLE SCANDAL !!!

 

...

 

JUST AFTER PUBLICATION OF OUR BELOVED NEW HAWKEN GAZETTE, THE SO-CALLED "MODERATORS" - A SPECIES WELL-KNOWN TO COLLABORATE WITH OUR OPRESSORS FROM THE FUTURE, "THE RELOADED", DARED TO ADMINISTER A GAGGING ORDER AGAINST OUR PUBLISHING HOUSE, IN ORDER TO VEIL THE TRUTH FROM OUR LOYAL READERS !!!

 

JUST RIGHT AFTER OUR UNDERCOVER REPORTER - LET'S CALL HIM "gArphEus" FOR THE MOMENT - PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE IN THE VERY EARLY MORNING ABOUT THE LAG "THE RELOADED" ATTACKS OUR GAMING SERVERS WITH, INCLUDING A CHAT DIALOG HE WITNESSED, PROVING THE DEGREE OF DESASTER IT CAUSES, ONE OF THE ALLIES OF "THE RELOADED" TRIED TO SMOTHER UP OUR UNCOVERINGS BY ERASING THE WHOLE ARTICLE WITHOUT ANY NOTIFICATION OR INDICATION OF REASONS !!! - HA !!! - BUT WE UPRIGHT CITIZENS OF ILLAL ALL KNOW WHY ALREADY, AND WE WILL FAITHFUL KEEP FIGHTING AND RAISING THE FLAG FOR ALL THOSE SUFFERING THE PAINFUL LAG, "THE RELOADED" USE TO SABOTAGE OUR WIMPY EFFORDS TO DEFEAT THEIR CHEATING AIMBOTS, THAT STILL HUMBLES OUR PLAYING COMMUNITY !!! DON'T BE TAKEN IN THE FALSE INFORMATIONS THEY SPREAD !!!

 

OR THOSE THEY DON'T !!!

 

 

WE ALSO WILL KEEP REPORTING ABOUT THE OTHER CRIMES THEY DO, BUT FOR THIS WE NEED YOUR HELP NOW !!!

 

 

JOIN "THE HAWKEN GAZETTE UNDERCOVER REPORTER TEAM" ("THGURT") WRITE THE NEXT ARTICLE ABOUT THE SINISTER MACHINATIONS OF OUR ENEMIES, AND HELP SPREADING THE UNCENSORED TRUTH AMONG OUR LINES OF DEFENSE IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF:

 

THE HAWKEN GAZETTE

 

AND IN THE END WE SHALL PREVAIL !!!

 

HUAR !!!

 

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ALL CHARACTERS APPEARING IN THIS WORK ARE FICTIOUS. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL OR UNREAL PERSONS, LIVING, DEAD OR UNDEAD, AND THE STORY ITSELF IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL, INCLUDING THE AUTHOR.

 

THIS ARTICLE IS PROTECTED UNDER THE COPYRIGHT LAWS OF ILLAL, AND ALL OTHER WORLDS THROUGHOUT THIS PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

 

ANY UNAUTHORIZED ERASING, REPOSITIONING, OR FALSIFICATION OF THIS WORK MAY RESULT IN LAUGHTER AND MOCKERY.

 

NO PERSON OR ENTITY ASSOCIATED WITH THIS ARTICLE RECEIVED PAYMENT OR ANYTHING OF VALUE, OR ENTERED INTO ANY AGREEMENT OR CONNECTION WITH THE DEPICTION OF GAMING PRODUCTS.

 

NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS ARTICLE.

 

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HEY MODS ... IT'S A JOKE !!! - JUST A JOKE !!! - JUST AS PERFORMANCE OF THE EU SERVERS ACTUALLY...

 

 


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Amidatelion

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Dude.

 

Your last thread got deleted.

 

Take a hint, you annoying prat.


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Miscellaneous

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Dude.

 

Your last thread got deleted.

 

Take a hint, you annoying prat.

 

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KOBALT DEFENCE REGIMENT

...and let slip the dogs of war...

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angryhampster

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this is getting interesting!!


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This hurts to read. Dear God in Heavens why use all caps lock my damn eyes man.


CRITICAL ASSIST

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Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 13 January 2016 - 09:51 AM.

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angryhampster

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i can feel the tension building up....

 

i'm hiding at the far end of the stadium, staring with anticipation....



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I2DI

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meh, not worth my popcorn


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I simply cease to believe that something is OP just because it's OP.


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Why naming it the hawken gazette ?

 

I vote for PROSK PRAVDA


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Let's not do this anymore okay?



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Edit: Double posted for some reason


Edited by kaiserschmarrn_, 13 January 2016 - 11:00 AM.


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THGURT tho

I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"


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Why naming it the hawken gazette ?

 

I vote for PROSK PRAVDA

 

Acceptance 4 bid! I pass it 2 u... lol



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gArphEus

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Dude.

 

Your last thread got deleted.

 

Take a hint, you annoying prat.

 

HEY ! - Who let YOU outta the cage, bogey ???



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THE ONLY SCANDEL THAT SHOULD BE DISCUSSED IS WHY THE ALIGHTY EOC ISN'T EQUIPABLE ON ALL MECHS FELLOW ROBROS!
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THE ONLY SCANDEL THAT SHOULD BE DISCUSSED IS WHY THE ALIGHTY EOC ISN'T EQUIPABLE ON ALL MECHS FELLOW ROBROS!


This.

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I do appreciate the art, but I don't have time to find anything good. /h/





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