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capnjosh

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I just had someone call hax on me while I was checking on things with an alt account :)

 

They insisted I had an aimbot.


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its a nightmare isnt it?

 

try smurfing from 2500

 

you play half a dm and everyone leaves


Edited by Kaiserschmarrn_, 12 September 2015 - 08:14 AM.

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Should've called them a fuzzy bunny-tier noob fuzzy bunny and challenged them to a duel.


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Check on ireland servers ... they're down ...


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Got called a hack than a tard....... hurt my feelings, I don't think I'll ever get over it.

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I just had someone call hax on me while I was checking on things with an alt account :)

 

They insisted I had an aimbot.

 

 

Any chance that they knew who you were?


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Tell them you're the Developer and actually activated auto-aim in this account.



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I'm looking at the Iceland servers now.  It's almost as though there is some kind of problem communicating between them and AWS.  I'm investigating and working with their support team.



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its a nightmare isnt it?

 

try smurfing from 2500

 

you play half a dm and everyone leaves

 

I don't think it's a "nightmare".  It merely reflects the perspective of a new player when someone is accomplishing something they didn't think was even possible.  When you're anywhere above 1900MMR, your performance is basically seemingly-impossible to a new user.  Given 2100MMR has been a rough estimate of the MMR equivalent of an aimbot, if you're at 2500MMR and going full-tilt smurf on new users, their viewpoint becomes less "nightmarish" ;)


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its a nightmare isnt it?

 

try smurfing from 2500

 

you play half a dm and everyone leaves

unless you DM with Friends Pastry-sama!


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I don't think it's a "nightmare".  It merely reflects the perspective of a new player when someone is accomplishing something they didn't think was even possible.  When you're anywhere above 1900MMR, your performance is basically seemingly-impossible to a new user.  Given 2100MMR has been a rough estimate of the MMR equivalent of an aimbot, if you're at 2500MMR and going full-tilt smurf on new users, their viewpoint becomes less "nightmarish" ;)

Nice MMR aimbot estimate. I'd put it right around there as well:) 


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So, Josh smurfs.

 

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Edited by SS396, 12 September 2015 - 11:20 PM.

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people like you are why the game is dead


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tell them to report it because nothing will happen, like the actual aimbots in Hawken say


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you have arrived!  Hackusations are made mostly by people with so much less skill, your aiming and dodging seem like pure magic.  It's like an Aboriginie seeing a flashlight for the first time.


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Does this mean capnjosh is getting gud

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I just had someone call hax on me while I was checking on things with an alt account :)

 

They insisted I had an aimbot.

Glad to see the developer smurfing also. Now how about working on the game mechanics?



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Glad to see the developer smurfing also. Now how about working on the game mechanics?

 

checking on things with an alt account

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Josh, try to unlock the same 'achievement' with an EOC-Raider.  :thumbsup:


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Developer uses "Share amusing story" on Disgruntled Playerbase! It's super ineffective!

 

Disgruntled Playerbase uses "complain about smurfing"! Developer takes 10 damage!

 

Developer uses "Reason" on Disgruntled Playerbase! It's super ineffective!

 

Disgruntled Playerbase uses "Complain about developer inaction"! Developer takes 5 damage!

 

Developer passes out!

 

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I have to resurrect this. Was called a hacker as well last night.

It was a game somtime around 1:00 AM I was tired and not really paying attention to the score, but I had a lot of fun.

When the game was over I realized that me and another guy must have stomped the whole enemy team. The server was rated 2 stars, but the matchmaking must have been screwed up, as me and the other guy were both put in the same team.

Anyway I felt kinda bad for just going beserk on a bunch of newbs, but being called a hacker kinda made my day (I wouldn't consider myself being really good player, I'm kinda stuck at 1800 MMR). I asked If he really was talking about me and than I dearly thanked him. 


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Lol, just got a Vulcan on zerker yesterday and had one guy raging all night about it.

He was trying to close range with an SA Hawkins Brawler.

Hackusations happen.

Although weirdly, usually at no more than 300 score is where you get the most hack calls. You might not even be the highest scoring player.

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