Good thing Ashfire never jokes around.
By the way, anyone know why Scrimbot says my MMR keeps dropping every time I check?
Must be some sort of glitch. Oh well....
Good thing Ashfire never jokes around.
By the way, anyone know why Scrimbot says my MMR keeps dropping every time I check?
Must be some sort of glitch. Oh well....
April fools patch; Brawler makes a tuba noise when walking, all textures replaced with Josh's manly visage stretched horrifically into a troll-face.

The real April Fool's joke will be when they actually release a patch on Friday.
Oh man can't wait for those shiny new mechs come 4-1-16.



"DeeRax's got what you've always wanted."
The real April Fool's joke will be when they actually re-release
a patchacension on Friday.

Salvage: An Idea to Stop Leavers
The real April Fool's joke will be when they actually re-release
a patchacension on Friday.
oh god no.

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[kloeri] And we're done for now with all the rebooting.. except for a single server that will be rebooted when it's done pretending it's a tree.
Sorry for getting people excited. I underestimated just how much people are looking towards a new update.
A new update would be akin to the 3rd coming of jesus for us in the hawken community

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You're Ashfired.*sirens blaring*
Fun police here.
There's no patch coming or being announced on April 1st. It was a crappy off-hand joke.
Sorry for getting people excited. I underestimated just how much people are looking towards a new update.
Spoiler
Edited by Amidatelion, 30 March 2016 - 02:58 PM.
You're Ashfired.
Ok Amidatetrumplion

Thanks to Badtings for this awesome banner!
Development confirmed stopped.
Hawken is bread.
Its just bread, not toast, we couldn't afford a toaster, after all, we spent all the budget on new layers of duct tape to use on specifically bunker

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*sirens blaring*
Fun police here.
There's no patch coming or being announced on April 1st. It was a crappy off-hand joke.
Sorry for getting people excited. I underestimated just how much people are looking towards a new update.
Spoiler

I saw client patch and immediately assumed joke.
At least I didn't get my hopes up. much.
FTFY.
Festivals end, as festivals must
I hope this is true.
Scootin' 'n Shoot | Bawlin' 'n Brawlin' | Ragin' 'n Raidin'

"Velocitas et Eradico"
we all know this is not true as josh is dead and so is hawken
We Can Dance If We Want To

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I underestimated just how much people are looking towards a new update.
Is this a new joke about the low player base ?

This wasn't the best April fools joke to play on those in IRC because it spilled to the forums. I'm sorry for the false hopes but I assure you that when we're allowed to provide you with more information on what we're working on we will. It will be done on the forums and not IRC.
This will be locked so that the information isn't lost with additional posts.
~~Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for thou art crunchy and go well with ketchup!!~~
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