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angryhampster

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What must a hamster must do to move on? 


Edited by angryhampster, 16 January 2016 - 02:58 PM.

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Bergwein

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I found consuming copious amounts of beer quite helpful.


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angryhampster

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sadly, I'm not a lannister.  I cannot enjoy the luxuries that a lion has.



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Just kill it, feed it to a dog and buy a new one for like $15 or however much hamsters cost.


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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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face.JPGSadly I too have a hamster graveyard in my back yard. Sorry for your loss.



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Hawken forums, asking the real questions.


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Such is the life of an ordinary hamster, at times you are in front zi race, at times you are at zi back....hamster.gif


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KOBALT DEFENCE REGIMENT

...and let slip the dogs of war...

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Wait so your hamster died? You broke up with your girl friend? I'm confused.


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By realizing you now have more time for your studies and HAWKEN. Or you can rap about it ...


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I agree with Elite, freestyle rap, up on you tube, link us.

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Wait so your hamster died? You broke up with your girl friend? I'm confused.

ya, me too.


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quitting hawken?


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Did I say Call Me Ishmael?

 

You should call me Luna.


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Go exercise.


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Don't you think life is unfair, a hamster dumped and no one cared

Wanna stand but still feel scared, can barely leave my damned bed

Don't feel like leaving the cage, I guess it all in my head

But my saga will not end, plus I still have many friends

They will help me when the times, try to test me wow that rhymed

What the hell I'm just a hamster, but I'm rapping like a gangsta

 

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Solid 5/7

 

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Old Skool Hamsta


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You should call me Luna.


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What must a hamster must do to move on?  There was no verbal communication of a break up cause of the pain of talkin about it... it just, drifted off, and lingering in the void....

 

How does a hamster cope and live with his life in his cage?  how can it regain the strength to run in the treadmill?  how does a hamster even get off the bed and take a crap at the far corner? 

 

The lingering sadness, pulsing every second;  hours fly by, and you've only been through the song a few times, at least it felt like it was just a few times.   Time races ahead of you, darkness envelops but yet some satisfaction appears because feeling this way is better than feeling nothing... but the void calls, you are in a dark room, but the wind is whistling around your body, yet the room is completely warm and comfortable.  yes, the hamster is now used to this place, and knowing how comfortable this place is, he doesn't want to let go of it....

 

Buy one of these: http://www.amazon.co...r/dp/B0002AS8PMbut stay off the road.


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By realizing that true hamster happiness comes from within the hamster himself.

Moping around in the wood shavings of his hamster cage will do nothing to change that hamster's worldview. Only by taking charge of your life and being responsible for your own happiness will things begin to change.

That, and some hamster strange...




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