Today I have prepared this thread after my long pondering in perfect secrecy. I have observed the data: mountainous volumes of data, overflowing rivers of information, peaks of statistics, and valleys of records. In the pristine dark, cocooned in cogitation, I listened to the dying screams and horrific squeals of Hawken players from around the world, perishing in the rising flames of conflict within unbalanced server after unbalanced server. Something was amiss, not all the factors were accounted -- an incomplete solution is no solution at all. The next step must correct the catastrophe that reaved the hope and joy of all Hawken players.
The crises at hand, that I henceforth shall name the World MMR Balance Despairfulness, is one by which all players suffer and connect. The contradiction however lies in the twisting cycles of devouring and being devoured, consumed and ingested, gnashing and struggling. What logic might describe this torment unending, this turbulent dance of curses?
What do the players need? To win? To lose? To inflate their MMRs, or to plunge that idolized number into the depths in order to harvest the souls of the newborn?
What does Hawken need? What does an aspiring game require, when its stale, encrusted player base rots and stagnates? The misers watch in lazed contentment as the world of Hawken writhes and gasps for life.
What this calls for is an ultimate solution to end this suffering, this misery.
And this Ultimate Solution is thus: an exodus. Voluntarily or not: the banning of all players whose MMR is above the Median Player MMR. This perfect obliteration must be implemented to deliver all those suffering under the oppression of the titans, and the Median Player shall bring that deliverance upon their back. Mercy is their left hand, a shield for the broken and weary, and in their right hand a weapon capable of piercing the heavens: the glass ceiling, as is the case.
This is the Crisis Aversion Tripartate that I foretell: a triple-event annihilation that will end with the beginning of a new era of Hawken... one that shall avail a new generation of players.
Edited by WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, 27 May 2015 - 02:01 PM.
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