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Elite_is_salty

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[21:44] <Sylhiri_> Everyone put their Hawken coins together, we can buy Hawken with them
[21:45] <Elite_> lol sylhiri
[21:45] <Elite_> good idea
[21:45] <+Icedos7> Why would I want to buy Hawken?
[21:45] <+hellc9943> i know why i would
[21:45] <+Icedos7> I can get it for free on Steam
[21:46] <+hellc9943> i would increase the matchmaking rating and only run 48 people servers where no one can play
[21:46] <+hellc9943> i might even sell some mousepads and coins and caps and my own hawken energy drink
[21:47] <Sylhiri_> *Deletes Tech*
[21:47] <+hellc9943> oh yes that as well
[21:47] <+hellc9943> actually keeping it in the game and disabling the weapons would do
[21:47] <+Icedos7> Delete all tech but one, keep the one tech, buff it a lot, profit
[21:47] <Sylhiri_> rename it "Target Practice"
[21:49] <+Icedos7> Increase the red beam range and angle, make it instakill
[21:49] <+hellc9943> instakill for the tech you mean
[21:50] <+hellc9943> new ability: tech explodes and leaves a giant orb
 
 

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kaiserschmarrn_

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better than hawken reloaded



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When killing an enemy mech: the Tech restores full health.


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The salt burns


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HAWKEN 2.0: All secondary weapons siphon health away from their target, equal to damage dealt.

 

I'll let you all collect the pieces of your brain doubtlessly thrown about by that idea.


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