In the meantime, in that thread, I point out the thing that's on the front page of playhawken.com. The thing is, one of the weapons didn't register with me because it's at an angle I've never seen. Here.

No, no. This thread is to question whether or not Reloaded is literally just fuzzy bunnyng with us. I don't mean that sarcastically. I feel like it would take serious effort to come up with a mech THAT DUAL WIELDS SEEKER MISSILES. In support of this hypothesis, I will direct you to the caption "What you've always wanted." Because. Like. How. How can that not be a joke?
Evidence that points to "What you've always wanted" as being an actual joke:
- It looks like a G2 mech - something that's been hotly debated in the past and many people are against.
- It uses a seeker, which is arguably the least popular weapon by opinion in the game.
- It dual wields a seeker, and the only other mech that dual wields weapons is arguably the least popular mech in the game, and again, this time it's seekers.
- It's on an A class frame. Nothing wrong with A classes, but they need to either have high DPS or high burst damage, and the seeker has straight up neither. In fact, it has low DPS, no burst damage, requires line of sight to lock on, and is a slow moving projectile. And you're supposed to make that work without taking damage from your opponent.
- The only people on the forums right now are people who play on the PC, and clearly, that says "Xbox One", so again, not something any of us have "always wanted".
Further evidence on the landing page:
Some of the text has been replaced by numbers; there's a 4 instead of an A, a 3 instead of an E. I am truly baffled. Utterly bamboozled.
Edit: Apparently that's been that way.
Edited by ticklemyiguana, 14 June 2016 - 04:22 AM.
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