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That is all, thank you.

 

EDIT:

 

Ok the original thread title was "I JUST PLAYED A SIEGE MATCH THAT LEFT ME PERMANENTLY ERECT"

 

I'm guessing it was changed becuase of its wording.  Anyway, the details are this:  I was playing siege on Last Eco at 4 AM central time, and the match was going back and forth until the halfway point where we started getting dominated.  We couldn't take AA, we couldn't launch first, we couldn't get organized.  It got to the point where when I thought the match was over I started rushing the AA, which was completely dominated by the enemy, throwing a holographic e-mote, then doing mech e-motes/taunts repeatedly until I was killed.  I did this 4 or 5 times until I realized we were close to killing the enemy ship, so I started trying again.  When the enemy ship died, our base had ~240 health, and the enemy base had about ~1400.

 

We gathered EU and launched (IIRC it cost 1100 EU, so the ship was strong).  We proceeded to actually hold AA and when their base had 500 health, our ship was at 30% health.  I typed "I BELIEVE" in chat.  We started pushing past AA to kill them at their spawn to prevent the ship from being shot.  When they had 300 base health left I typed "I BELIIIIEEEEVE" in all-chat.   We continued pushing.  At 150 base health, with our ship nearly dead, I typed "I BEEEEEELIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and kept fighting.  Our ship and their base were at slivers of health, but they finally gave out.

 

Never before has my mindset in a siege match changed so much.  I wanted for the match to end so much, just to end the suffering.  Then when the hope surfaced, I put in 100%, and the feeling of that victory was divine.

 

Absolutely amazing.


Edited by spinningchurro, 14 July 2015 - 07:25 AM.

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When you wake up in the morning and see a thread title like this, you know today is going to be a good day.


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Has it been more than four hours? If so, I'm told you should see a doctor. 


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More than other game modes, seige can be dry and painful to suffer through.

If problems persist ask your doctor about MA or TDM.


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Sounds hot churro. We had some good games yesterday, I'm pissed I missed the Viagra of siege rounds.

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WTF ???


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Has it been more than four hours? If so, I'm told you should see a doctor. 

 

8 hours is the limit after which you should seek medical help.

 

In this case churo is pretty screwed.


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8 hours is the limit after which you should seek medical help.

 

In this case churo is pretty screwed.

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Siege is just too much fun when the teams are evenly matched.


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I came to this thread expecting saucy details.  I was disappointed.


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I came to this thread expecting saucy details.  I was disappointed.

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WTF ???

 

This is probably the likely reaction we should be having. x)



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> I JUST PLAYED A SIEGE MATCH

> That is all, thank you.

 

Sounds like the doctor prescribed spinnigchurro not to play Siege for a certain amount of time or am I missing something?

Can make sense, Siege can be detrimental to my health as well due to blood pressure. :D

Or maybe it was some kind of a pledge to restrain from playing Siege? Otherwise I don't understand all the ado.


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> I JUST PLAYED A SIEGE MATCH

> That is all, thank you.

 

Sounds like the doctor prescribed spinnigchurro not to play Siege for a certain amount of time or am I missing something?

Can make sense, Siege can be detrimental to my health as well due to blood pressure. :D

Or maybe it was some kind of a pledge to restrain from playing Siege? Otherwise I don't understand all the ado.

 

The title used to be something along the lines of "I JUST PLAYED A SIEGE MATCH AND I AM SO ERECT RIGHT NOW" but apparently the last part was edited out. There were still no details. 


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The title used to be something along the lines of "I JUST PLAYED A SIEGE MATCH AND I AM SO ERECT RIGHT NOW" but apparently the last part was edited out. There were still no details. 

 

Ahh, then I understand the answers that are mentioning the doctor. I sincerely wish good luck to churro with fighting his priapism.


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