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[Elix]

Yeah, but we (well, technically, a minority of us) re-elected King Stevie of Kingdom of Harperland, so... yeah, let's not throw stones in our pretty clear houses.

[ArnieF4440]

Lol, Jen is one of the hotter ones on my b'day atleast

this thread = canadian trolling thread

[DarkPulse]

Beemann, on December 08 2012 - 02:34 PM, said:

He was also nowhere near as ridiculous as Bush (Mission Accomplished, Fool me once, etc.)

Meanwhile, a different PM of yours actually swore he had said "fuddle duddle" when he was called out on mouthing something that was definitely not "fuddle duddle."

Beemann, on December 08 2012 - 02:34 PM, said:

Also, we don't have Fox, we aren't the country that Twilight came from, and Justin Bieber is your problem now

The difference is most Americans will watch NBC, ABC, or CBS for news, not Fox. Nobody watches Fox for news except for the conservative Republican/Tea Party nuts. And the last two only matter to estrogen-charged teenage girls. Which both probably include estrogen-charged teenage girls in Canada.

Beemann, on December 08 2012 - 02:34 PM, said:

And we DO have a multitude of sustainable energy sources that create surplus power that we can sell to certain neighbouring countries
Not to mention the importance of Canadian lumber

United States: Largest proven reservoirs of Natural Gas in the western hemisphere; produces the most out of any country in the world. Timber also takes time to grow, and you don't have a ton of land to do it in - you got a good chunk of taiga, but also plenty of your country is tundra or permafrost - not exactly ideal logging biomes.

Beemann, on December 08 2012 - 02:34 PM, said:

Also our special forces are pretty bitchin, and we would have had a leg up on you guys ages ago when it came to aircraft but apparently you guys bitched too hard and our PM folded like a wet napkin

I can't remember the last time I ever heard about Canadian Special Forces, but you'd be able to tell them based on stetsons or horses, I'm sure. Or Duck Tape, because I'm sure Red Green trained each of them personally as to how to fix damn near anything.

So in short...



(They're not even a real country anyway.)

Edited by DarkPulse, December 08 2012 - 06:42 PM.

[SGRock]

you folks need to go find a private room for your love fest.

And please keep away from politics.  I don't need to learn to dislike you over your misplaced political views.

[Beemann]

Elix, on December 08 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:

Yeah, but we (well, technically, a minority of us) re-elected King Stevie of Kingdom of Harperland, so... yeah, let's not throw stones in our pretty clear houses.

But at least we got stuff like this out of it
http://youtu.be/JOt2Qp0H9G8

DarkPulse, on December 08 2012 - 06:36 PM, said:

Meanwhile, a different PM of yours actually swore he had said "fuddle duddle" when he was called out on mouthing something that was definitely not "fuddle duddle."

Which still doesn't compare to the sheer incompetence of the Mission Accomplished picture

DarkPulse, on December 08 2012 - 06:36 PM, said:

The difference is most Americans will watch NBC, ABC, or CBS for news, not Fox. Nobody watches Fox for news except for the conservative Republican/Tea Party nuts. And the last two only matter to estrogen-charged teenage girls. Which both probably include estrogen-charged teenage girls in Canada.

The difference is we don't have Fox in the first place

DarkPulse, on December 08 2012 - 06:36 PM, said:

]United States: Largest proven reservoirs of Natural Gas in the western hemisphere; produces the most out of any country in the world. Timber also takes time to grow, and you don't have a ton of land to do it in - you got a good chunk of taiga, but also plenty of your country is tundra or permafrost - not exactly ideal logging biomes.

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Canada is one of the few developed economies that is a net exporter (exports are larger than imports) of energy with the gap between exports and imports growing

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Canada ranks first in crude oil and petroleum product exports to the U.S. Exports of crude oil from Canada represented 22 per cent of U.S. crude oil imports

And if we're so hard done by as far as lumber goes, how is it that we easily remain competitive_

DarkPulse, on December 08 2012 - 06:36 PM, said:

I can't remember the last time I ever heard about Canadian Special Forces, but you'd be able to tell them based on stetsons or horses, I'm sure. Or Duck Tape, because I'm sure Red Green trained each of them personally as to how to fix damn near anything.

JTF2
Also we didn't get buttmad at Cuba for over half a century, and travellers from North America are advised to wear Canadian pins and such even if they aren't Canadian

SGRock, on December 08 2012 - 07:47 PM, said:

you folks need to go find a private room for your love fest.

And please keep away from politics.  I don't need to learn to dislike you over your misplaced political views.

Edited by Beemann, December 08 2012 - 09:31 PM.

[AsianJoyKiller]

[Crown]

Beemann, on December 08 2012 - 02:54 PM, said:

AsianJoyKiller, on December 08 2012 - 02:51 PM, said:

Saskatchewan

Produces silly amounts of food and is the second largest source of oil in Canada

This guy is walking all over you Amerifella's.

[DarkPulse]

Crown, on December 09 2012 - 05:40 AM, said:

Beemann, on December 08 2012 - 02:54 PM, said:

AsianJoyKiller, on December 08 2012 - 02:51 PM, said:

Saskatchewan

Produces silly amounts of food and is the second largest source of oil in Canada

This guy is walking all over you Amerifella's.

Mattters nothing. It's got a city named Saskatoon.

TOON!

[SirCannonFodder]

ArnieF4440, on December 07 2012 - 09:33 PM, said:

but is Hawken released on your B'day_ Get some

BTW, Jennifer Connelly is born on my B'day ... and lets face it, she's much hotter than Wesley Snipes

Actually, since you're in Australia with me, Hawken comes out on the morning of the 13th. Which is my birthday, and is shared with the likes of fuzzy bunny Van fuzzy bunny, Taylor Swift, and Ted Nugent.

...god damn I'm lame.

(Although Steve Buscemi, Jamie Foxx, and Tom DeLonge are kinda cool. Kinda. Well, not really.)

EDIT: fuzzy bunny Van fuzzy bunny is supposed to be this fellow.

Edited by SirCannonFodder, December 09 2012 - 06:23 PM.

[ArnieF4440]

SirCannonFodder, on December 09 2012 - 06:14 PM, said:

ArnieF4440, on December 07 2012 - 09:33 PM, said:

but is Hawken released on your B'day_ Get some

BTW, Jennifer Connelly is born on my B'day ... and lets face it, she's much hotter than Wesley Snipes

Actually, since you're in Australia with me, Hawken comes out on the morning of the 13th. Which is my birthday, and is shared with the likes of fuzzy bunny Van fuzzy bunny, Taylor Swift, and Ted Nugent.

...god damn I'm lame.

(Although Steve Buscemi, Jamie Foxx, and Tom DeLonge are kinda cool. Kinda. Well, not really.)

EDIT: fuzzy bunny Van fuzzy bunny is supposed to be this fellow.

I was born late in the day, so it still counts

[Elix]

SirCannonFodder, on December 09 2012 - 06:14 PM, said:

Actually, since you're in Australia with me, Hawken comes out on the morning of the 13th. Which is my birthday, and is shared with the likes of fuzzy bunny Van fuzzy bunny, Taylor Swift, and Ted Nugent.

"It's the *BLEEP* Van *BLEEP* Show! Starring *BLEEP* Van *BLEEP*!"