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#2701 Hijinks_The_Turtle

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Posted September 21 2014 - 07:24 PM

I win.

#2702 Teljaxx

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Posted September 22 2014 - 06:14 PM

Everyone loses.

EVERYONE.
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#2703 Galvanized_Eagle

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Posted September 22 2014 - 09:35 PM

View PostTeljaxx, on September 22 2014 - 06:14 PM, said:

Everyone loses.

EVERYONE.

Its the truth. The ugly, saw your 60 year old father, stark naked, in the back yard, truth.

In a game where ANY move you make, even when they grant temporary victory, inevitably results in defeat, the only winning move is not to play.

So why do we keep playing_ Because THAT, my friends, is what this game is really all about; its a metaphysical analysis of human nature and our desire to "win", even when we either cant actually win, or we do win, but the cost of victory outweighs the award. Yet we still keep going. Is it ego_ Is it pride_ Is it a vain attempt at broadcasting our sexual availability to hot, Japanese girls in the hopes of attracting a mate_

Who knows___

The only thing I DO know is...

I WIN!

#2704 Teljaxx

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Posted September 23 2014 - 05:42 AM

Not to quote myself, BUUUUUUUUT:

"Tis' better to have won, and lost, than never to have won at all."

The chance at victory, however fleeting; is it worth the risk of defeat_ Because sure, if you never play you can never lose. But you can never win either. And life is about taking risks. Without that, we would never have gotten past single celled life in fear of being rejected by that cute cell that we were interested in holding flagellum with.
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#2705 Spliff_Craven

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Posted September 24 2014 - 11:24 PM

Hawken now has 187 players as it's all time low... we all lose...

#2706 Teljaxx

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Posted September 25 2014 - 01:15 AM

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

AND

GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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#2707 Galvanized_Eagle

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Posted September 25 2014 - 04:04 PM

View PostSpliff_Craven, on September 24 2014 - 11:24 PM, said:

Hawken now has 187 players as it's all time low... we all lose...

Stop it. Just stop it.

You are NOT helping anything by reporting the number of players playing at a given MOMENT. If that was a daily, or weekly number, it would be worth knowing.

Stop.

PS:

I win AGAIN!!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2708 Spliff_Craven

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Posted September 25 2014 - 08:56 PM

You win sweet nothing! and I just don't care LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

#2709 Teljaxx

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Posted September 26 2014 - 03:18 PM

I .RAR your .WIN in a .7z archive.
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Posted September 27 2014 - 09:46 PM

And then, a never poster out of nowhere...

#2711 Spliff_Craven

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Posted September 27 2014 - 10:25 PM

sure...

#2712 Teljaxx

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Posted September 27 2014 - 11:45 PM

Yes, I am sure.
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#2713 Galvanized_Eagle

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Posted September 28 2014 - 04:16 PM

Im not...

#2714 Spliff_Craven

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Posted September 28 2014 - 11:05 PM

me either


#2715 Teljaxx

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Posted September 29 2014 - 04:52 PM

OR ARE YOU_
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#2716 Hijinks_The_Turtle

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Posted September 29 2014 - 05:55 PM

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.

#2717 Galvanized_Eagle

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Posted September 29 2014 - 07:30 PM

Personally, I prefer to ring the door bell...


#2718 Spliff_Craven

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Posted September 29 2014 - 11:02 PM

I prefer text...

#2719 Teljaxx

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Posted September 30 2014 - 05:07 AM

I prefer thermobaric explosives as a means of communication.

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#2720 Spliff_Craven

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Posted October 01 2014 - 12:49 AM

How about a solar flare_

It's explosive and thermal!




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