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(Read this part first, seriously, the context is needed)
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<Conquistador> Dorros post is great
<SparkyJJC> If the devs haven't seen it, I want them to make a video of themselves reacting to the comment.
<Conquistador> "2 is always better than 1. Find your teammates."
<Conquistador> Man
<Conquistador> SO MUCH UNINTENDED INNUENDO
<ReEvolve> unintended... sure
<Conquistador> It wasn't Dorro that time
<ReEvolve> does that matter_
<Conquistador> Perhaps
<ReEvolve> life is way more funny if you read too much into things
<Conquistador> It is
<SparkyJJC> This is why I want to name my Pred 'Quagmire'
<Conquistador> Freudian, in a way
<Conquistador> Read sex into everytghing
<SparkyJJC> Pred is the best pervert.
-*- ShadowGTR wonders if anyone has named their Predator "Predobear"
<SparkyJJC> YES
<SparkyJJC> YES I WILL NAME IT THAT
<ShadowGTR> lol
<Conquistador> ... LOL
<bacon_work> jpg jpg!
<Conquistador> Predoophile would be much punnier
<ReEvolve> stahp it yer pervs
<Conquistador> Since you love predator mechs and -phile is exactly that in greek
<ShadowGTR> conq stealin my thunder
<bacon_work> I'm having images now of a pred with the pedobear ears, watching tiny
scouts and 'zerkers with pink bows attached to the top of the cockpit...
<ShadowGTR> XD
<ReEvolve> OH GOD
<Conquistador> ... D:
<Conquistador> Illegal in 48 states
<bacon_work> And holding the candy canes from the last eco xmas map...
<ShadowGTR> I am fighting so hard not to laugh out loud right now
<ReEvolve> I'm so glad that I stopped reading bacon_work's message mid-sentence
<ReEvolve> I don't need that kind of picture in my head
<bacon_work> q_q
<Conquistador> A bunch of giggling scouts and berserkers
<Conquistador> With large lollipop tows
<bacon_work> Yes!
<bacon_work> If only I had time to make such a thing...
<bacon_work> Someone, make it happen! XD
<Conquistador> ShadowGTR,
<Conquistador> If anyone can do it, he can
<ShadowGTR> lmao
<ReEvolve> go and ask hijinks_the_turtle
<ReEvolve> he'd do it >_>
<Conquistador> 8)
<Conquistador> Predobear and the lolizerkers
<Conquistador> A wondrous tale delighting children for the ages
<bacon_work> hahahaha
<ShadowGTR> lol
<Conquistador> Once upon a time in Illal, there was a young predobear who was very lonely
in the forests of last eco.
<Conquistador> His EOC predator mine traps were very empty, as no one would come and play
with him.
<Conquistador> One day, a lolizerker flitted in on air compensators.
<Conquistador> And promptly side-boosted into one of his EOC traps.
<SparkyJJC> If the devs haven't seen it, I want them to make a video of themselves reacting to the comment.
<Conquistador> "2 is always better than 1. Find your teammates."
<Conquistador> Man
<Conquistador> SO MUCH UNINTENDED INNUENDO
<ReEvolve> unintended... sure
<Conquistador> It wasn't Dorro that time
<ReEvolve> does that matter_
<Conquistador> Perhaps
<ReEvolve> life is way more funny if you read too much into things
<Conquistador> It is
<SparkyJJC> This is why I want to name my Pred 'Quagmire'
<Conquistador> Freudian, in a way
<Conquistador> Read sex into everytghing
<SparkyJJC> Pred is the best pervert.
-*- ShadowGTR wonders if anyone has named their Predator "Predobear"
<SparkyJJC> YES
<SparkyJJC> YES I WILL NAME IT THAT
<ShadowGTR> lol
<Conquistador> ... LOL
<bacon_work> jpg jpg!
<Conquistador> Predoophile would be much punnier
<ReEvolve> stahp it yer pervs
<Conquistador> Since you love predator mechs and -phile is exactly that in greek
<ShadowGTR> conq stealin my thunder
<bacon_work> I'm having images now of a pred with the pedobear ears, watching tiny
scouts and 'zerkers with pink bows attached to the top of the cockpit...
<ShadowGTR> XD
<ReEvolve> OH GOD
<Conquistador> ... D:
<Conquistador> Illegal in 48 states
<bacon_work> And holding the candy canes from the last eco xmas map...
<ShadowGTR> I am fighting so hard not to laugh out loud right now
<ReEvolve> I'm so glad that I stopped reading bacon_work's message mid-sentence
<ReEvolve> I don't need that kind of picture in my head
<bacon_work> q_q
<Conquistador> A bunch of giggling scouts and berserkers
<Conquistador> With large lollipop tows
<bacon_work> Yes!
<bacon_work> If only I had time to make such a thing...
<bacon_work> Someone, make it happen! XD
<Conquistador> ShadowGTR,
<Conquistador> If anyone can do it, he can
<ShadowGTR> lmao
<ReEvolve> go and ask hijinks_the_turtle
<ReEvolve> he'd do it >_>
<Conquistador> 8)
<Conquistador> Predobear and the lolizerkers
<Conquistador> A wondrous tale delighting children for the ages
<bacon_work> hahahaha
<ShadowGTR> lol
<Conquistador> Once upon a time in Illal, there was a young predobear who was very lonely
in the forests of last eco.
<Conquistador> His EOC predator mine traps were very empty, as no one would come and play
with him.
<Conquistador> One day, a lolizerker flitted in on air compensators.
<Conquistador> And promptly side-boosted into one of his EOC traps.
With that being said, I present to you the latest mech from Prosk Industries:
Spoiler
EDIT: Now posted to the steam Hawken community artwork section as well!
Edited by bacon_avenger, May 03 2014 - 03:44 PM.
