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[[HWK]ZamboniChaos]

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[Meraple]

>Zerker
oh boi

[Pastorius]

Berserker is my new best thing ever!

BTW Apples, I tried out your signature and it works real good

Edited by Pastorius, July 22 2014 - 11:34 AM.

[Meraple]

Pastorius, on July 22 2014 - 11:32 AM, said:

Berserker is my new best thing ever!

BTW Apples, I tried out your signature and it works real good

I say racism.



On a serious note I don't even like fruit.
Chocolate FTW!


EDIT: Or fruit dipped into liquid chocolate.

Edited by Meraple, July 22 2014 - 11:37 AM.

[DerMax]

Can we have a development update please_

[Badb0y]

DerMax, on July 22 2014 - 11:38 AM, said:

Can we have a development update please_

What development update_ There's no such thing here.

Edited by Badb0y, July 22 2014 - 11:47 AM.

[Meraple]

Badb0y, on July 22 2014 - 11:47 AM, said:

DerMax, on July 22 2014 - 11:38 AM, said:

Can we have a development update please_

What development update_ There's no such thing here.

Defter, we need your BBQ here.
It's another one!

[EliteShooter]

Badb0y, on July 22 2014 - 11:47 AM, said:

DerMax, on July 22 2014 - 11:38 AM, said:

Can we have a development update please_

What development update_ There's no such thing here.

There is, it's just when people like you came around the devs lost interest.



And I like how diplomatic and polite Der's requests are ...

[Cyberbeastx]

Time to try out the Beserker xD

[Badb0y]

EliteShooter, on July 22 2014 - 12:27 PM, said:

And I like how diplomatic and polite Der's requests are ...

Oh please! Talk to me in battlefield! You are never that good there.

[Aregon]

Badb0y, on July 22 2014 - 02:43 PM, said:

EliteShooter, on July 22 2014 - 12:27 PM, said:

And I like how diplomatic and polite Der's requests are ...

Oh please! Talk to me in battlefield! You are never that good there.

He is at least better with his grammar.

And he may be many things, but he is a pretty good player, if I remember correctly.

[Alpha86]

Not gonna lie, the berserker is pretty awesome.

Suruprisingly, not liking the raider's weapons, especially the secondary

Edited by Alpha86, July 22 2014 - 06:38 PM.

[Badb0y]

Aregon, on July 22 2014 - 03:27 PM, said:

He is at least better with his grammar.
And he may be many things, but he is a pretty good player, if I remember correctly.

And who are you_ Never saw you before.

Edited by Badb0y, July 22 2014 - 07:36 PM.

[EM1O]

I used to fire up the Summamitchfasbastrid in Wreckage once in a while. Now the maps are gonna be crowded with them like a Cockroach-Con.

[Amidatelion]

DerMax, on July 22 2014 - 11:38 AM, said:

Can we have a development update please_

Sure thing!

[HWK]HUGHES, on June 28 2014 - 04:44 PM, said:

Personal statement designed to connect with playerbase.

2nd-3rd paragraphs of personal statement designed to connect with playerbase, seguing into update.

Because we took so long to solidify the core concept of Hawken all our fuzzy bunny is outdated and we need to fix that.

Deflection paragraph 1

Deflection paragraph 2

How we are fixing our aforementioned fuzzy bunny

Acknowledgement of hot issue in forums with no word on anything being done about it.

BONUS!: another acknowledgement of hot issue in forums with no word on anything being done about it.

Vague statement about future plans.

Deflection paragraph 3

Concluding personal statement

My favorite part is the segue. Because I like saying segue.

Segue.

The word segue has now lost all meaning to you.

[Infyrno]

Oh boy the berserker's back, they always fly around my head only to be swatted like mosquitos

Time to get my trusty crt out then

[Aregon]

Badb0y, on July 22 2014 - 06:40 PM, said:

Aregon, on July 22 2014 - 03:27 PM, said:

He is at least better with his grammar.
And he may be many things, but he is a pretty good player, if I remember correctly.

And who are you_ Never saw you before.

Since you apparently can't read names, you can call me MC TophatJesus.

[Pastorius]

Yeh, who the hell are you anyways!

[Aregon]

Pastorius, on July 24 2014 - 10:18 AM, said:

Yeh, who the hell are you anyways!

Your nemesis!

[dorobo]

development update_