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[crockrocket]

I want to hear your guys' best mech names. I'll start with a couple of mine: Vanguard = THE CAKE IS A LIE!   Scout = The Stig

[LRod]

Vanguard = B.O.H.I.C.A. (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again), Bruiser = El Mas Chingon (Baddest Mother F'er), Assault = B.A.M.F. (Bad A$$ Mother F'er), and Berserker = Widow Maker.  And here I thought I was the only one bothering to name his favorite mechs...

Edited by LRod, August 21 2014 - 05:39 PM.

[GhostGunerIsBack]

i like the way they are lol

[crockrocket]

LRod, on August 21 2014 - 05:39 PM, said:

Bruiser = El Mas Chingon (Baddest Mother F'er).  And here I thought I was the only one bothering to name his favorite mechs...

1st part: Hawken has been giving my spanish swear word vocab a work out lately. Lol.
2nd part: I think everyone does that! Haha

[IronClamp]

Reaper = Little Reapy
Raider = Iron Clamp

[Numbuh681]

CR-T Recruit – P.U.D.D.I.N.G. – Perceptively Underbuilt Dramatically Defensive Invaluable N00b Greeter

Reaper – C.R.U.M.P.E.T. – Cute Robot Utterly Mashes Pilots Ensuring Triumph

Scout – C.O.O.K.I.E. – Completely Overused Overpowered Killer Is Epic

Raider – T.A.R.T. – Tremendously Accelerating Robotic Terror

Technician – E.C.L.A.I.R. – Efficient Classy Little Assistant In Repairs

Sharpshooter – P.O.U.N.D.C.A.K.E. – Poking Overlord Underhandedly Nastily Dooms Careless And Kinky Enemies

Berserker – D.O.N.U.T. – Dastardly Offensive Nefariously Unrelenting Thingy

Rocketeer – B.A.K.L.A.V.A. – Bombastic Aggressor Keenly Lacerates All Voyaging Absent-minders

Assault – P.A.N.C.A.K.E. – Powerful Audacious Nemesis Can Absolutely Ker-splat Enemies

Vanguard – F.L.A.N. – Furiously Lethal Assault Neutralizer

Predator – C.H.O.U.Q.U.E.T.T.E. – Cloaking Horror Obliviously Uses Quick Useful Effective Tactics To Eradicate

Bruiser – C.R.E.A.M.H.O.R.N. – Chaotic Robot Effortlessly Accelerates Missiles Harming Oppressors Really Noteworthy

Grenadier – B.A.N.I.T.S.A. – Big And Nasty Incredibly Tubby ‘Splosion Abomination

Infiltrator – C.R.O.I.S.S.A.N.T. – Capable Rust-bucket Obliterates Insurgents Stealthily Seeking And Nullifying Targets

Brawler – E.M.P.E.N.A.D.A. – Enormous Machine Punctures Enemies Negating Astonishing Damage Amounts

Incinerator – G.I.B.A.N.I.T.S.A. – Giant Inflammable Beast Assaults Ninnies Initiating Totally Scorching Attack

[Coboxite]

Some high lights:
Motor Master: G2 Raider
HotSpot: Incinerator
Brave Little Toaster: CRT
Wild Rider: Raider
Crazy Legs: Scout
Micheal Jackson's Nose(Really!): Sharpshooter

[TheVulong]

Mine's are cool but not creative

Have thing like: Ryback, Soma, Cascade, etc

[Amidatelion]

Infiltrator: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Coward (may change soon based on my current obsession of pucks, pucks everywhere)
Vanguard: I Believe I Can Fly
Brawler: Brick Shithouse
Reaper: Soviet Fuzz Machine
Rocketeer: Special Snowflake (only gets used on Bunker and it's got snowflakes)
Predator: Mr. Shanks
CRT: Weaponized Kitchen Appliance
Incinerator: Forest Demon
Bruiser: no name earned as yet (Actually I came up with one, but then promptly forgot it)
Grenadier: no name earned as yet
Tech: oh god i didn't buy this why do i own this
Sharpshoooter: WHY DO I OWN THIS

Edited by Amidatelion, August 21 2014 - 09:20 PM.

[Silverfire]

The only original one I got is my Reaper named after John F Kennedy. Because irony.

Other than that, my mech names range from cool to corny to just flat out strange or boring.

[Kopra]

I've got carefully crafted names that took hours into research and contact to the specialists of the field.

Raider = Radder
Assault = Asalt
Infiltrator = Infirotor
Grenadier = Gerndarider
Bruiser = Brusser
Rocketeer = Rockitur
Brawler = Brewlr
Scout = Scot
Reaper = Rap
Technician = Technichan
Sharpshooter = Sherpsherp
Predator = Prodoter
Berserker = Besrsk
CRT-Recruit = Phteven

[Amidatelion]

Brewlr.

Brewlr.

Brewlr.

BREWLR.

I found my drunk mech.

[TheVulong]

Quote

Scout = Scot

Why not Scoot_

[Kopra]

TheVulong, on August 21 2014 - 11:57 PM, said:

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Scout = Scot

Why not Scoot_

Multiple consecutive vowels, too harmonous!

[Malyngo]

G2 Raider = Twix Xtra

(The name of Twix in Germany was "Raider" at first, got renamed to Twix later)
That is also why I painted my Raider golden with red stripes.

[Miscellaneous]

As some of you may know, my Predator is made up of half Fred parts, half original. So I call it the Fredator

My second Infiltrator is called Riptide. The first one is called Duck, I have no idea why, I just called it that one time and it kinda stuck.

My Incinerator is called DRA-G0N.

My first Sharpshooter is called SNI-P3R, and my second one is painted yellow and fatigue green (Fatigue Green best green!) with purple trim, and is called "swag sharpieh"

Oh yeah, and my Vanguard is called Snowflake. The original colours I had on my vanguard closely matched a snowflake, but now, not so much.

My Zerkers are called MS-BERSERKER, BEE and FOWARD

This isn't the full list of my Mech names, because I can't remember all of them, lol.

Edited by Miscellaneous, August 22 2014 - 04:05 AM.

[I2DI]

Rocketeer - IMMA GONNA MAH ROCKETS(all caps, as it must be)
CRT - Screenhead
Grenadier - BGTD (Boom Goes The Dynamite) or Sir Spam-Alot
Brawler - Swagwalker (I even chose my Flak for MOAR SWAG)

[crockrocket]

I've just decided to name my CRT The Brave Little Toaster

[TwentyFirstPilot]

Miscellaneous, on August 22 2014 - 12:57 AM, said:

As some of you may know, my Predator is made up of half Fred parts, half original. So I call it the Fredator

YOU MONSTER!

[SatelliteJack]

Currently, the only named axe I have is my Reaper. Since the RPR is my favorite, I went old school; "Jack the RPR."