Are ye tired of not drinking rum? do ye have thoughts of pillaging, raiding, and even ransacking villages? Then come aboard me ship http://www.reddit.co...sselBlackhardt/. We only take the best rum runners, rum drinkers, and hornswagglin' scallywags what kin show a wench or five how a pirate life should be! NOW SOUND OFF IF'N YE GOT A PAIR*, Aye!
P.S. *Pair refers to breasts or balls in this case, thank ye.