41 replies to this topic

[Armymonger]

You. Are. A. Jerk.

That is the point of this thread. You are here because you have some pent up rage.
And the guy above you is just...there.
But just screaming at the other guy is boring.
...it's also pretty close to being arrested for disorderly conduct...

No. You want to handle this like gentlemen.
You want to insult the other guy in the weirdest or most hurtful way possible without...actually swearing at the guy.
Insult their avi, their sig, their...affections...for something...I don't know...anything.

Now just as a disclaimer, all these statements are just for being funny and not actually to be taken seriously. If you do take them seriously, this could be easily settled witha hawken match. Or counciling. Probably counciing.

[Miscellaneous]

You what, mate? I swear on my mother's life that, one day, I will quickscope your grandmother, and that's a fact.

 

Seriously, get her to 1v1 me and I swear, again, on my mother's life, that I'll rek her because she got kicked from FaZe. 

[CrimsonKaim]

Now just as a disclaimer, all these statements are just for being funny and not actually to be taken seriously. If you do take them seriously, this could be easily settled witha hawken match. Or counciling. Probably counciing.

 

If I would tell people that, noone would believe me hahahaha.

 

Not in the mood for insulting now, tho.

[Aregon]

I don`t say I hate you, but if you could push a cactus into your d*ckhole I wouldn`t mind.

[Flight1ess]

''hey flightless''

 

what do you want hindrance?

 

''look she's talking to you''

 

who is?

 

[Flight1ess]

I don`t say I hate you, but if you could push a cactus into your d*ckhole I wouldn`t mind.

I'm not saying yo mama is a fuzzy bunny... but her favourite shade of lipstick is penis

[hoghead]

You need to move out of your mom's basement and maybe meet a girl. Or boy.

Edited by hoghead, 28 April 2015 - 10:39 AM.

[Elite_is_salty]

I don't wanna get perma-banned.

 

Elite= Best trash talker in HAWKEN.

[Aregon]

I don't wanna get perma-banned.

 

Elite= Best trash talker in HAWKEN.

Well I can agree on the trash part...

Edited by Sir Aregon, 28 April 2015 - 10:56 AM.

[LaurenEmily]

This is going to escalate so quickly. No thanks :)

[dorobo]

Whats Faze?

 

Edited by dorobo, 28 April 2015 - 11:21 AM.

[Grollourdo]

Ooohhhhh you all gon die if mah gf comes to this thread XD

let the games begin!

You are like the last bread slice in the bag.... XD

[Loglino]

I can type whatever the hell I want because u cant see it, asian. :)

[Grollourdo]

I can eat you whenever I want because you were made for that purpose, foodian! XD

[Rainbow_Sheep]

I'm a six course meal while you're all burnt toast - Trixie

[Grollourdo]

You can be the jucyest peach in the world.... I don't like peaches.... XD lol

(I actually like peaches but u don't know that)

[Loglino]

I didn't know you had anything other than rice to eat.

 

(yea i know it isnt exactly an insult at you and its kinda mean, but)

Edited by Loglino, 03 May 2015 - 05:37 PM.

[Grollourdo]

== I hate you.... Lol

You are the pizza that nobody ever orders... XD hehe

[switchtender]

I'm not making fun of you just everyone around you.

[Call_Me_Ishmael]

You're a jerk, Dent.  A complete kneebiter.

 

 

(the American version)

[Grollourdo]

You are an empty chocolate box...

God I hate them XD LOL

[Loglino]

Your momma so fat she has more Chins than the Shanghai phone-book.

[Grollourdo]

Yo mama so fat, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the grand canyon .... She got stuck...

[Grollourdo]

I could go all day with yo mama fights XD

[Loglino]

Yo mama so fat she wanted to shoot herself. Sadly the Death Star was destroyed long ago...

[Grollourdo]

-Asian dad accent-

When I see a bird on da road, I PRETEND ITS YO MAMA AND I TRY TO HIT IT! ... But just like yo mom, it Neva die T.T

Edited by Grollourdo, 28 May 2015 - 03:48 AM.

[Invader_guy]

you are worse than EA

[Grollourdo]

You are the first game ever created.... Boy you suck compared to all other games these days .... XD lol

[Invader_guy]

you are worse than the E.T. game

[Aregon]

If Matt Ward and C.S Goto wrote a character together, it would still be better than you.

[Grollourdo]

If a koala fell from a tree and got major deformations, I would still love it more than you XD lol

[hoghead]

[dorobo]

[MechFighter5e3bf9]

if i ever meet you i'll ctrl alt delete you

 

[Sp3ctrr]

I cut myself on the edge of your profile picture.

 

I also have haemophillia, thanks, meany. 

[DallasCreeper]

I cut myself on the edge of your profile picture.

 

I also have haemophillia, thanks, meany. 

The enclave is bad.

[Sp3ctrr]

The enclave is bad.

 

wOw ur a rite propr meanie pants mate ;(

[hoghead]

[Flight1ess]

you^

[DallasCreeper]

You just necroed 4 threads. You monster.