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[Paradox23]

How would you best describe your typical play session of Hawken in a more poetic manner?  Any form works, but I'd greatly appreciate if people didn't need to read 7 paragraph-long blocks every other post  (predicts that will happen at least once anyway, or not.)

 

For me, it'd look something like this:

 

Another assist,

You dare insult my efforts?

I'm death's catalyst!

[KOS_Baconman]

mine may not be a poem, but this is it here

 

-join game
-get some kills

-enemy scout/incin/assault shows up and destroys my team

-tech+incin wombocombo

-/match

[CrimsonKaim]

So I am looking for a decent game,

but the only mode is Team Death Match,

my whole team is an easy catch,

this will make me flame,

 

In a conclusion I can say,

that yet another day,

wasted, and I have nothing to play,

"Do you wanna ..?" hmm .. nay.

 

 

 

Pro poem skillz! No question I win an award!

 

I should now run somewhere really far away ...

[LaurenEmily]

Not a poem but the average hawken experience from my point of view: (of course that's not always the case though)

 

- Open Hawken.

- Check server browser.

- Nogamesavailable.jpg.

- wait 5 minutes in queue.

- get into a 24 player server with the score somewhere around 30-2.

- play until the game finishes, obviously losing.

- everyone leaves.

- check server browser again.

- join a server with 3 players in it, luckily enough it hasn't started yet.

- Play a few minutes until suddenly more people start joining

- Balance gets screwed around 5 minutes into the game.

- Another 40-10 game gg.

- Repeat a few times until your game crashes for no obvious reason.

[Lioot]

It's the wants

Not the needs.

Its the things

That fuels our greed.

We know it's there,

We just don't care,

It's what we buy

That scores so high.

ITS A DAMN SCOUT YES

[Aregon]

Roses are red
violets are blueOH GOD DAMNIT I SWEAR I HAD THE F*CKER
Hawken is buggering
And so is THAT F*CKING D*CKLICK TAUNTING

[CraftyDus]

There once was a skrub named McShooty,

who was terribad at Call of Duty.

In despair to be flamed

for his atrocious aim

He stopped playing on his PC Computey.

 

So in the Steam Store he began shoppin'

for a game that was awesome and rockin'

with a cap on it's turn

a huge healthpool to burn

And he found a good time in Hawken

 

It had weapons with aim assist

To hit shots that he usually missed

And so even though sucky

He'd get awfully lucky

Now and then getting enemies pissed

Edited by Dustin, 05 May 2015 - 07:37 AM.

[LaurenEmily]

[snip snip]

 

This is beautiful. The passive-aggressive statement about rocketeers really made it 

[PepeKenobi]

my (picto)poetry here would be my current avatar

[kasei]

Leviathan, the name of my Rocketeer
Snap lock on, around the bend I disappear
Quick aim wide, I send my Hellfires to prey
Beep beep beep, "freaking annoying" they often say
Charge the cannon, oh how I love that sound
Walk don't boost, there are enemies abound
Keep it steady, wait for the right moment
All is lost, Jelooboi is my opponent

Edited by kasei, 05 May 2015 - 03:37 PM.

[Sp3ctrr]

EOCs are red,

My zerker is blue,

That tech stole my kill,

Now the little bastard will pay with his life.

[Grollourdo]

I'm piloting a heavy and I see a lone tech. And I say

-What chu want?
-what chu need
-what chu selling?
-obiwan!

[Paradox23]

Sorry if it seems like I can't do any other styles, but I really do enjoy making haikus out of all the poem styles.

 

Where is everyone?

All the servers are empty

Oh wait, it's morning

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Flying through the air
Majestic as f*ck
Oh sh*t a TOW

[americanbrit14]

I kill you for fun,

You kill me for revenge,

It is snowing on Mt. Fuji

[Source_Mystic]

 Team Death match

 

My entire  team is A and B class

They mine as well be made of glass.

They run into battel  one vs three

Giving the enemy team kills for free

One by one they thrust in a die

Or they just stay in the sky

Solo suicide is my teams special skill

My team falls like diminos kill after kill

The death ball is alive and well

and I am in a hawken hell

Edited by Source_Mystic, 03 June 2015 - 10:26 AM.

[talons1337]

The Assault

 

Second by second, the timer falls

Tick-tock, tick-tock

Another TOW impacts, sparks fly

Tick-tock, tick-tock

Closer and closer, in come the walls

Tick-tock, tick-tock

Must endure longer, must not die

Tick-tock, tick-tock

F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F,

In one mech: "ABILITY ACTIVATED"

F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F,

And the other: "OVERHEATED"

[reVelske]

Get on the AA

Oh heavens where is my team

them thrice-damned campers