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Dentists need to tell people to brush their teeth while lying down. Ordinarily you're just standing at the sink waiting to be done, but if you're lying down you're all "No, I think I'll keep brushing, thank you" and you just keep lying down.
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, May 28 2015 04:30 PM
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Posted 28 May 2015 - 04:30 PM
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Posted 28 May 2015 - 04:33 PM
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Posted 28 May 2015 - 04:40 PM
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Posted 28 May 2015 - 05:21 PM
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Even better: brush your teeth while having sex so you don't feel like getting up to go back to the bathroom.
Unfortunately you could just spit out the toothbrush and buy a new one because WHO CARES.
Edited by Loglino, 28 May 2015 - 05:23 PM.
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Posted 28 May 2015 - 05:26 PM
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I just use the toothpaste to replace ketchup on most foods. My breath has never been fresher.
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Posted 28 May 2015 - 05:33 PM
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Posted 28 May 2015 - 05:37 PM
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i dont have any teeth to brush. too many extreme sports, so i just put my teeth in a glass of water.
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Posted 28 May 2015 - 06:21 PM
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1. I thot brushing teeth was for killing the booze aroma before you drove off to find a state trooper on a friday nite. or a telephone pole.
2. dentists will always tell you to do whatever most people have absolutely no intention of doing, otherwise they'd go out of business.
3. you may not be able to brush your teeth during sex, depending on the specific position...
4. ketchup-flavored toothpaste FTW!
or forget paste, good ol' gum-scum is good enough for me
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Posted 28 May 2015 - 06:34 PM
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Mine retired early and bought a boat because of me. He called me a crisis patient, I only went because I had to. 
Thank god for insurance!
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Posted 28 May 2015 - 11:55 PM
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Posted 29 May 2015 - 11:12 AM
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3. you may not be able to brush your teeth during sex, depending on the specific position...
Well I guess there could be more than one use for the toothbrush then. Even cleaning "stuff" out of your mouth after.
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