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[Loglino]

Let me tell you a story:

 

I get up every morning at 4. I use the hose to wash out my big barrel, and I fill it half way up from a big tank of pure black coffee. I take a bag of sugar and pour it in. Then after stirring with a rake, I grab 3 gallon-bottles of unleaded gasoline and pour them inside. I pour one box of Cascade powdered detergent, 3 cups of chlorine, and then 4 gallons of water infested with Cholera. After stirring with the rake once more, I light a fire underneath to heat it and pour in 2 quarts of Mountain Dew, 3 cups of tar, and a few drops of liquid hydrogen. After, put out the fire and grab a cup of the best coffee ever. I require about 2 gallons of this every day to even stay awake.