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Fallguyalpha teased me once in game about some comments I made being poetry. So, I wrote him a Hawken haiku. From there, I just kept writing them. And then, I thought I should string some together to create a narrative of a match. So, I thought I'd share. :D
Mech rumbles to life
Preparing for the battle
All systems are go
Stick together, team
There is safety in numbers
And death for the strays
Enemies sighted
Prime your weapons - Ready, aim, fire!
Teamwork gets a kill
Dodge! Return fire! Dodge!
TOW rocket, detonator!
Why won't you just die?!?
In a sea of red
Send the call, �Help requested!�
Team is on the way
The battle goes on
Weapons are overheated
I'm a sitting duck
Alarm bells ringing
�Your mech could use some repairs�
Glowing orb of life!
Who is this pilot?
YOLO dives into the fray
Aaaand now he respawns
Get back to your team
If you can cross the whole map
Without getting killed
One minute warning
The score is close, it's a tie!
Don't die, don't... dammit!
�gg all�, �good game�
The proud winners all lined up
We�ll get them next time...
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