Fellow people,
today is the day we all waited for since years. The most loved, most handsome and most British person of all Hawken and the world is finally legal.
That's right, Sparky "Silky Voice" JJC has a birthday today and as the good Christians we are, we're going to celebrate that day with hookers and blow in a secret bunker deep underneath the holy earth of Europa.
I would invite you folks but you're not on the guest list, so feel free to celebrate Sparky here.
All hail to the mighty Joseph, servant of Barney the magical rocket dog, may they live for another 1000 years!
Edited by hellc9943, 06 August 2017 - 03:15 AM.