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[The_Eldritch_Abomination]

You silently creep out, holding the pistol the best you can with your fins. Suddenly, a dark shape looms over you-

Before you wake up in a locked room, presumably underground due to the stone of it's walls. In the room, is a bed, a chair, and a table with a axe and an empty glass bottle. Do you:

1) Try to bash down the door with the axe
2) Look at the bottle
3) Go to sleep
4) Sit on the chair
5) Use the bed as a battering ram

Edited by The_Eldritch_Abomination, January 09 2013 - 08:30 PM.

[leWuffle]

1

[CloudFlux]

You begin violently hacking away at the door and eventually you break through. On the other side of the door there is a man facing away from you who seems to be taking a leak on the stone wall. Do you:

A) Tap him on the sholder and ask him what his name is.
B )Hit him over the head with the ax.
C) Attempt to sneak past him.

Edited by CloudFlux, January 11 2013 - 02:00 AM.

[Juodvarnis]

First A, then B

[Viruts]

you tap him on the sholder as he turns around you swing your axe, the (axe) head falls off. the man looks at you and you see its some one famouse

its ether (remeber this person did have you tied up in the other room
1)richard simmons
2)arnold schwarzenegger
3) michel jacson

[leWuffle]

2 LOL

[ParryDox]

Oh you are about to get fuzzy bunny! You can see that there is a corridor leading to a door one one side, and a shotgun off to another wall nearby.
A) Door Time!
Shotty Time!
C) I still have a stick to him with!

[leWuffle]

C!

[CloudFlux]

You swing the stick downward towards the governator's head with as much force as you can muster, but that clever austrian bastard quickly picks up the axe head and blocks your blow with ease. Your stick is now useless and you find yourself face to face with a body builder filled with rage. Do you:

A) Spit in his eye
B ) Run for the hills
C) Try to talk your way out of it
D) Put up your dukes

[Juodvarnis]

First A, than B, while shouting Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop,

[CloudFlux]

You successfully escape the room of the governator unscathed. When you get to the next room there is nothing in it except for a small stand with two red identical buttons on it. Do you:

A) Push the left button
B ) Push the right button

[leWuffle]

Since I'm right handed.. I'll go with A.

[Viruts]

every time you push the button a party horn goes off and confedy comes out of a pipe above you. as you examin the pipe there is no way to climb it.

1)keep pushing the button because who doesnt like to celebrate small sucsesses
2) push the other button

[Juodvarnis]

1

[CloudFlux]

You keep on pressing the button until it allerts the cops. The cops come into the room to give a warning for disturbing the peace.
Do You:

A) Apolagize
B ) Threaten them
C) Push the other button

[leWuffle]

fuzzy bunny the police! C!

[Viruts]

you push the other button and a companion cube falls out of the tube knocking you out. when you come to you find your self in a holding cell. next to you is your trusty companion cube

so do you...

1) bust out of jail with your new companion
2)ask the police for an ice bag for your head
3)yell at the cube for geting you into this mess

[Juodvarnis]

3

[ParryDox]

The cube only returns silence. The door opens are you are to do a 'Test Chamber' and some woman's voice is ordering you to go through. Once you are way into the course, you find a little tube, big enough to fit the cube. The woman, in her monotone voice, tells you that if you drop in the cube, you'll end the course faster, and if you keep the cube, there is years of more testing to do.
1) Drop the Companion Cube.
2) My Cube!

[leWuffle]

2. Why does that sound like Portal_ XD