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[tman7919]

SilentJacket, on March 11 2013 - 04:31 PM, said:

I throw a max revive at the zombie

The zombie now has 1000 health.

[Teljaxx]

tman7919, on March 11 2013 - 02:50 PM, said:

The bullet comes down and hits the zombie dealing 80 damage. However the zombie catches the shotgun and shoots Teljaxx with it. Now Teljaxx is dead.
Total health left: 33

Well crud, I guess I forgot to push the self-destruct button. Although it is impressive that it turned my Sub MachineGun into a shotgun.

A local Voodoo priest comes by and resurrects me as a zombie as well. Arise Teljaxx, arise!

Edited by Teljaxx, March 11 2013 - 09:02 PM.

[The_Eldritch_Abomination]

[tman7919]

Teljaxx, on March 11 2013 - 09:01 PM, said:

tman7919, on March 11 2013 - 02:50 PM, said:

The bullet comes down and hits the zombie dealing 80 damage. However the zombie catches the shotgun and shoots Teljaxx with it. Now Teljaxx is dead.
Total health left: 33

Well crud, I guess I forgot to push the self-destruct button. Although it is impressive that it turned my Sub MachineGun into a shotgun.

A local Voodoo priest comes by and resurrects me as a zombie as well. Arise Teljaxx, arise!

Teljaxx is now revived again as a zombie.

The_Eldritch_Abomination, on March 11 2013 - 09:07 PM, said:

5 Damage. Total health left: 995 + It has the ability to turn things it catches into shotguns.

[SilentJacket]

These guys give the zombie a hug:

[tman7919]

SilentJacket, on March 12 2013 - 11:58 AM, said:

These guys give the zombie a hug:

The guy accidentally falls off a cliff trying to hug the zombie but ends up blowing the bottom portion of where the zombie was standing. The top portion gives way and the zombie falls taking 165 damage.
Total health left: 830

[The_Eldritch_Abomination]

Dubstep Cannons for the win...

[Teljaxx]

Using my new zombie powers, I get the enemy zombie to do the thriller dance to T_E_A's Dubstep cannons, making it an easy target.

[tman7919]

The_Eldritch_Abomination, on March 12 2013 - 09:15 PM, said:

Dubstep Cannons for the win...

Teljaxx, on March 12 2013 - 11:02 PM, said:

The zombie gets hit by the cannons because it was too busy on the dance floor. The cannons did no damage but made the zombie love dubstep. It then drove  to California to produce its own dupstep music but failed. It then later went to a pawn shop and  bought a pistol and committed suicide because it never amounted to anything.

CONGRATULATIONS Teljaxx and The_Eldritch_Abomination you killed the zombie! (Well started a chain reaction for the zombie to kill itself...) YOU WIN NOTHING!

Edited by tman7919, March 13 2013 - 09:26 AM.

[SilentJacket]

He didn't "kill" himself though, he just changed his name to skrillex

[Teljaxx]

SWEET! Now I just have to figure out how to stop dancing to Thrill-step so I can go spend all this nothing.

[The_Eldritch_Abomination]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Finally ended a thread.

[SilentJacket]

nope.avi

[Spooky77]

why did no one think about posting a pic of Chuck Norris_

[SilentJacket]

because that joke is older than dirt.

[Manes]

Decided to revive the zombie a couple weeks later for the hell of it

[Leonhardt]

[ropefish]

kill the zombie
    2

>start
options
credits

quit

[Riflebird]

Wait... where's all the DLC alternate outfits_ I know it's already on the disc, but I wanna pay for stuff I already own, dangit! XO

[The_Eldritch_Abomination]

Riflebird, on April 27 2013 - 10:31 PM, said:

Wait... where's all the DLC alternate outfits_ I know it's already on the disc, but I wanna pay for stuff I already own, dangit! XO

So, it's owned by EA_