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[SandSpider]

Coming from the ninth dimension as I do, allows me to travel through time in your limited three dimensional world. So I took the liberty of going three hundred years into the future and found out a lot of things.

You wouldn’t believe some of the discoveries your species make. Some of them completely transform your society on a global scale. But enough about that stuff.

The most interesting thing I came across was a devise about the size of a small matchbox. It had the word HAWKEN emblazoned upon it in holographic writing. It turned out to be a purpose built games console that projects a holographic mech cockpit wherever the person using it wishes. This allows the game to be played anywhere.

Apparently, Hawken is played by ninety nine percent of the population of the world. It is one of the only games still played, largely because of one of the discoveries I mentioned before but didn’t bother to elaborate on because it would spoil the surprise.

Hawken holds the several world records for being the oldest game in the world, for being the most played game in the world……and so on.

I had a little play of it, and it was really quite good, ( that’s British for, Holly fuzzy bunny this is the most incredibly awesome thing I’ve ever seen ).

So don’t worry people, it only gets better.

I hope this helps.

[SilentJacket]

um...

[ShadowGTR]

Don't panic, and bring a towel. I'd also recommend a babelfish.

[Hocisern]

ShadowGTR just became my favorite person on the forums.

[SandSpider]

LOL, I just hope he doesn't start quoting Vogon poetry!

[Conquistador]

Hocisern, on July 18 2013 - 10:14 AM, said:

ShadowGTR just became my favorite person on the forums.

Pffft, ShadowGTR was my favourite person on the forums before it was cool.

[nokari]

Conquistador, on July 18 2013 - 11:14 AM, said:

Hocisern, on July 18 2013 - 10:14 AM, said:

ShadowGTR just became my favorite person on the forums.

Pffft, ShadowGTR was my favourite person on the forums before it was cool.

[angryhampster]

i know for sure hawken will be the top game up there in the world.

started from the bottom now we here...
started from the bottom now the whole crew hea..

[Brave_Sir_Robin]

Damn it! Someone let SandSpider out of the padded room again!

[holds out a sandspider treat]

Here, spider, spider, spider...

[XenoMorph]

He uses bigwords which Xeno doesnt understand. Is he talking about me_

[Guiotine]

This is now a hipster thread about ShadowGTR's coolness.

[angryhampster]

I would talk like that too.  But Star Trek hasn't had much influence on me, which is sad for me.  He's bold.  He's gone where no man has gone before.

[Conquistador]

Guiotine, on July 18 2013 - 12:06 PM, said:

This is now a hipster thread about ShadowGTR's coolness.

I may have to reject ShadowGTR if you people make him mainstream.

[Seron16]

You guys think what Sandspider said was great, you won't believe what I know from the 10th dimension. Not even a new hyperspace bypass can connect you to understanding the things that are coming. Not even the Vogon homeworld's grandmotherly poetry can dull the utterness of what I have seen. The question of Life, Universe, and Everything is child's play to what I have seen! THERE IS NOTHI-I should probably stop while I still can....

[angryhampster]

Im a boy

[Brave_Sir_Robin]

Guiotine, on July 18 2013 - 12:06 PM, said:

This is now a hipster thread about ShadowGTR's coolness.

[Jonnywithanh]

Genuinely shuddered at that pic Sir Robin :-)

[Sylhiri]

Jonnywithanh, on July 18 2013 - 02:00 PM, said:

Genuinely shuddered at that pic Sir Robin :-)

Pffft, you haven't hear him in TeamSpeak. Where Brave becomes his Bravest.

[Conquistador]

Sylhiri, on July 18 2013 - 02:06 PM, said:

Jonnywithanh, on July 18 2013 - 02:00 PM, said:

Genuinely shuddered at that pic Sir Robin :-)

Pffft, you haven't hear him in TeamSpeak. Where Brave becomes his Bravest.

As he bravely runs away, away_

[SandSpider]

OH MY GOD.......what have I done!!!!!! Watches as the Enterprise burns up in the atmosphere.


I miss my padded cell.