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[[HWK]ZamboniChaos]

Greetings pilots!

These are dark times. A shadow of despair hangs over the forums like a dark cloud. The ruthless war waged on our beloved community by the evil Baba Ji and his minions seems endless. However, hope is not lost...even in the midst of darkness, light shines forth!

Brave new paragons of truth and justice have arisen, prepared to purge the unholy forces of darkness in righteous fire. Pilots, meet your champions!

• ReEvolve
  
• KejiGoto
  
• ThirdEye
  
• Akrium
  
• Saturnine

These community members have proven themselves by being excellent moderators for the HAWKEN Steam Group, so I've granted them limited moderator permissions for the HAWKEN forums. They will only be removing spam and keeping our forums free from Baba Ji's dark magic.

I just want to emphasize, these brave warriors do NOT have the authority to take any action against HAWKEN community members. They are only focused on removing spam.

This marks a turning point in the war for the HAWKEN Community Forums. A final decisive victory in this conflict is still being searched for, but in the meantime, rejoice! Our salvation is at hand.

[Saturnine]

(Change that to limited power in your heads, thanks in advance)

[SGRock]

Thank you in advance for your service to the community gentlemen.

[AsianJoyKiller]

Thank god.

A this point, I was more tired of the "OMG SPAM IS A PROBLEM" threads that accompany every wave. This should help alleviate my headaches from an overwhelming sense of "No **** Sherlock..."

[Akrium]

I figured out how to solve this issue...

http://www.howcast.c...ty-SPAM-Recipes

Sorry.. for a skinny guy I LOVE eating.

[Hijinks_The_Turtle]

Now that Hawken has it's dutiful white knights of mechas!  We shall cleanse the world Illal of evil spam!  Go forth champions of righteousness and serve your forums well!  *salute*

[shosca]

If anything goes wrong i know who to blame..



























































Its s9

[Leonhardt]

S9 killed Mace Windu. I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

[TheFrostnessMonster]

Thank God, I don't care about any damn soccer games or being able to watch them streaming live, for only the cost of your soul (plus tax).

[[HWK]Vanashinkaku]

And don't forget black magic.

[TheFrostnessMonster]

[HWK]Vanashinkaku, on April 14 2014 - 06:21 PM, said:

And don't forget black magic.

True, I completely forgot about that black magic stuff.
Let me get my beatin' stick

[Silverfire]

I'm just glad I can blame S9 for even more stuff now!

[OmegaNull]

Epic post is epic! I laughed so hard. Zamboni, you are the best. Good going guys!

[Null_Wing]

We can no longer blame baba ji if there's spam problems. If I see a bit of spam, I'm directing my own personal spam wave to saturnine's inbox

[DreamedArtist]

Ah i see you got people for this! nice work Can i help as well_ I like to contribute and help the forums

[Rei]

CALLING FOR THE SPAM WARRIORS. GO!

[Saturnine]

Rei, on April 14 2014 - 07:35 PM, said:

CALLING FOR THE SPAM WARRIORS. GO!

First blood.

(Not Rei. Rei isn't the first blood. That spammer was.)

[talon70]

Especially in these dark times, spam warrior is a task I would never care to do. Thanks

[ThirdEyE]

It's actually pretty easy, I just sit back and let the others do all the hard work but take the credit for it.  I'm a true capitalist.

[SGRock]

Spam Warriers, Awaken.

Please_