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[LilBlackRaincloud]

Is your Assault at fault_ Does your Grenadier fail to kick derriere_ Does your Zerk not work_ Have scouts left you with doubts_ Perhaps your reaper is not a keeper_ If you, dear disgruntled pilot, have given up on Hawken due to the inadequacies of your mech selection I implore you to try once more.

Your new mech is the PREDATOR. The pred, preddler, child predator, pred-a-gator, whatever you want to call it, is a very special mech. It takes discipline, determination, good awareness, and above all, a complete lack of honor/dignity/pride. If an oblivious teammate is about to be swarmed by 4 mechs and fails to heed your "enemy sighted" warning, leave him and watch from a safe distance. It will be reminiscent of a frog being pulled apart by a pack of chickens. Do not feel bad, the player was weak (or away from his keyboard) and deserved to die. If, in DM, two outstanding players are dueling, sit nearby 'till the victor declares GF. Proceed to shoot him in the back and dance on his smoldering wreckage. Never be afraid to run away from a fight and hide, even if it is only you and one other guy in the entire server. Better a live dog then a dead lion, as they say. Some players may find this irritating in the extreme. That is fine. Predators feed on negativity. The more *'s that you can eke out the better!

It is time to put it on. The last mech you will ever need. Your pred is a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You are no longer part of "the system." Preds are above the system. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Preds in the Back.

[TwentyFirstPilot]

Pretzel master race.

[Merplex]

Now where is Predobear again..

[Pastorius]

Love the speach, very well written but I do hate the Pred's

Great work!

[EliteShooter]

Preds are terrible, they encourage camping.

[Amidatelion]

Predators are fun to fight in DM.

In just about every other goddamn mode they are just irritating flies to be swatted or ignored.

[Miscellaneous]

Pastorius, on September 08 2014 - 09:31 AM, said:

I do hate the Pred's

EliteShooter, on September 08 2014 - 10:11 AM, said:

Preds are terrible

Amidatelion, on September 08 2014 - 10:11 AM, said:

Predators are  just irritating flies to be swatted or ignored.

D:<

WE MUST FIND THEM, MY FELLOW PREDS
AND PUNISH THEM FOR WHAT THEY HAVE SAID TO US
AND THEN.

Spoiler

We will feed them candies and rainbows!

Edited by Miscellaneous, September 08 2014 - 10:31 AM.

[TwentyFirstPilot]

EliteShooter, on September 08 2014 - 10:11 AM, said:

Preds are terrible, they encourage camping.

l2Pred

[EliteShooter]

Miscellaneous, on September 08 2014 - 10:30 AM, said:

WE MUST FIND THEM, MY FELLOW PREDS
AND PUNISH THEM FOR WHAT THEY HAVE SAID TO US
AND THEN We will feed them candies and rainbows!

Edited by EliteShooter, September 08 2014 - 11:57 AM.

[craftydus]

LilBlackRaincloud, on September 08 2014 - 09:17 AM, said:

Does your Grenadier fail to kick derriere_

Nope.
It's rad as Fudgicle Flavored Fratricide,
If it can't be quelled by a Rev-Gl, it's time to sell off ya smurfs and go to hell.

I'm a bit of an animal in a t-32 pred...when I want to relax.
But too much cake 'll make ya soft.
KTP

[Barbie_in_a_Mech]

I could play pred...  but I usually prefer giving the victory to my team, rather than being the one who depends on my team to give it to me, as if I was a beggar.

Predbeggar
Beggator
Predaparaplegic

Edited by Barbie_in_a_Mech, September 08 2014 - 12:31 PM.

[spo0n]

There is nothing in this thread about holotaunting and tea bagging enemies after you die.
This is a very important step to making the enemy rage.

Anyone have that hilarious raider tutorial where they tell you to taunt even while getting shot at and proceed to die multiple times in their video_

[cornshuckerprime]

Predator

EliteShooter, on September 08 2014 - 10:11 AM, said:

they encourage camping.

I don't understand this statement.

Are you referring to siege and MA_
If you want my silo, you'll have to take it.

Edited by cornshuckerprime, September 08 2014 - 01:24 PM.

[LilBlackRaincloud]

EliteShooter, on September 08 2014 - 11:56 AM, said:

Miscellaneous, on September 08 2014 - 10:30 AM, said:

WE MUST FIND THEM, MY FELLOW PREDS
AND PUNISH THEM FOR WHAT THEY HAVE SAID TO US
AND THEN We will feed them candies and rainbows!

Not afraid are you_ Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[Flifang]

I love in tdm when an ally is near death and they kite their pursuer around pillars and such and I can just lay mines in their path.
Denied a kill over 30 seconds chasing somebody with like 20 armor. *ragequits*

[IronClamp]

Preds are irritating...

I want one.

[Vlenzo]

My pred name is (looks both ways and whispers) Rapist. and btw spo0ns whole "tell you to taunt even while getting shot at and proceed to die multiple times" thing is 100% true and yes i do.

Love Enzo wink wink

Edited by Vlenzo, September 08 2014 - 03:36 PM.

[comic_sans]

Grena... dare_

[ticklemyiguana]

The number of people who don't know how to pred in this thread is too damn high.

[Hijinks_The_Turtle]

Miscellaneous, on September 08 2014 - 10:30 AM, said:

Pastorius, on September 08 2014 - 09:31 AM, said:

I do hate the Pred's

EliteShooter, on September 08 2014 - 10:11 AM, said:

Preds are terrible

Amidatelion, on September 08 2014 - 10:11 AM, said:

Predators are  just irritating flies to be swatted or ignored.

D:<

WE MUST FIND THEM, MY FELLOW PREDS
AND PUNISH THEM FOR WHAT THEY HAVE SAID TO US
AND THEN.

Spoiler

We will feed them candies and rainbows!

BURN THE HERETICS!

Hijinks_The_Turtle, on July 03 2014 - 05:31 AM, said:

The Tenets of le Predator Master Race

1- Stalk your prey

2- Sacrifice your victims to the PREDMASTERRACE

3- If two Predators come in contact, they must initiate the bowing/emote ritual

4- Kill or be killed.