52 replies to this topic

[Houruck]

Are you fed up because you just lost a match? You do not know what or who to blame this time? There is a solution!

 

Use the FREE HAWKEN Excuse generator™!

http://hawken.eu/excuse/

 

 

 

All excuses appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Always blame Saturnine.

[LoC_TR]

I only lost the game cause that guy dodged 3 times in one second. 

[Houruck]

I only lost the game cause that guy dodged 3 times in one second. 

I added this one too. Keep them coming.

[DerMax]

I only lost the game because the enemy team had a scanner, and we didn't.

[M4st0d0n]

Because lag spikes while downloading purn.

[Guns_N_Rozer]

I only lost the game because the enemy team had a scanner, and we didn't.

i know a person called scanner girl  ....if she read this something will happen 

[Guns_N_Rozer]

i lost the game because all of my team member left the server (rage quit)

Edited by RozerMahbub1, 17 April 2015 - 03:07 AM.

[Guns_N_Rozer]

i lost the game because i got Rambo soldier con a supper nova ----->E.....X<-----  feeder

Edited by RozerMahbub1, 17 April 2015 - 03:07 AM.

[n3onfx]

I only lost the game because my team didn't stick together.

[hoghead]

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Edited by hoghead, 20 June 2015 - 05:02 PM.

[n3onfx]

I only lost the game because my team didn't respond to calls for help.

[DisorderlyMechanic]

I only lost this game because disorderlymechanic was on the enemy team ;)

[BaronSaturday]

I lost the game. Oh shit.

For realz doe.

I lost because they had a Tech and since I view them as non threatening, I attacked the guy being healed instead of pushing in with a teammate, killing the Tech, then going two on one with the other guy. Clearly Tech is OP.

[Lioot]

I approve of this, countless times I would only have to say, I'm sorry I'm bad. But now I can say my team is bad

[Browno]

i lost this game because my team got stuck together

[M3CH47]

I RAGEQUIT AND BLAME THE SKILLFIRES...

 

(im totaly bad at teamplay, but that's not key in this game anyway, P2W, OP techs! Ragequit)

[M3CH47]

I RAGEQUIT AND BLAME THE SKILLFIRES...

 

(im totaly bad at teamplay, but that's not key in this game anyway, P2W, OP mechs! Ragequit)

[M4st0d0n]

Because invisiwalls OP please nerf.

[Julopabene]

I only lost because you won!

[Hyginos]

I only lost because the enemy stacked Incinerators.

 

We lost because our team had a battle tech.

[dorobo]

I just... did not felt like winning ya know...

 

[Pure_Amazing]

We only lost the game because Karnak was on the other team.

 

We lost because our tech sucks!

Edited by Pure_Amazing, 17 April 2015 - 05:04 AM.

[Kopra]

I only lost because the sun was in my eye.

[DerMax]

I only lost because the sun was in my eye.

You've got a huge eye.

[OmegaNull]

I only lost because I had to go pee the entire time. 

[Meraple]

I only lost because I was busy finding an excuse.

[LaurenEmily]

I only lost because it would be boring to win all the time

[Kopra]

You've got a huge eye.

 

Are you implying that I am a huge one-eyed monster? 

[HorseHeadProphet]

I only lost because I was feeding the baby, folding laundry and playing at the same time. 

[OmegaNull]

I lost because the other team ate my cookies. 

[Houruck]

I only lost because the sun was in my eye.

 

You've got a huge eye.

 

Edited by Houruck, 17 April 2015 - 06:24 AM.

[SOD_CyberTormentor]

I only lost because I had to go pee the entire time. 

 

I only lost the game because the enemy team had dammit omeganull

 

   

[Aregon]

I only lost because you need the stats more than me. 

[OmegaNull]

I only lost because of Saturnine.

[OmegaNull]

I only lost the game because the enemy team had dammit omeganull

 

   

<3 Hey baby, wanna chill sometime. >:D

[CraftyDus]

I lost only because the other team is smurfs in a party

 

 

*edit

you have the party in there already, so....smurfs

Edited by Dustin, 17 April 2015 - 07:53 AM.

[SparkyJJC]

"I only lost the game because SparkyJJC's Raider is too goddamn OP"

Edited by SparkyJJC, 17 April 2015 - 07:28 AM.

[OmegaNull]

I lost because I am Omega. 

[Hyginos]

"I only lost the game because SparkyJJC's Raider is too goddamn OP"

 

I lost the game because SparkyJJC is a terrible raider.

[SparkyJJC]

I lost the game because SparkyJJC is a terrible raider.

 

I lost the game because Hyginos is a terrible player.

just kidding i love you really :'(