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[Goretastik]

Sleep is for the weak!

 

[Hijinks_The_Turtle]

I am table undying. I am table eternal. That with I support shall never fall.

 

Victory is mine, now and forever.

 

Could it be that I've been mistaken?  Are you the chosen table of hope on which humanity can make its stand?  The one who is to make and unmake the despair of breaking?  Are you able to hold on to that resolve?  How lofty can you be?  Or will you break under the pressure of the hopes and dreams and dash them into the smoldering ground of hatred?  If not, then I win.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

I AM TABLE. PUT THINGS ON ME.

[Aregon]

OH I AM GONNA PUT THINGS ON YOU SO HARD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Just don't put hard things on me. You might ruin my beautiful finish.

[Hijinks_The_Turtle]

OH I AM GONNA PUT THINGS ON YOU SO HARD

 

Just don't put hard things on me. You might ruin my beautiful finish.

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[hoghead]

HA!.....HA!......HA!!!!!!

[Goretastik]

 

Posted to post, not a pillar a post.

Let us be clear this is a post.

 

 

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Why don't we just chill out, listen to this:

 

 

And watch me win again.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

There is no way you listened to that entire song already.

 

Cheater.

[Nightfirebolt]

And now, a word from our sponsors:

 

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

 

[Goretastik]

Sometimes it just gets away from you LOL LOL

 

Edited by Goretastik, 06 June 2015 - 08:49 AM.

[LaurenEmily]

''Don't believe random quotes on the internet.'' -Albert Einstein.

[Miscellaneous]

i always upvote platypus

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

"I attribute this quote to Kanye West." -Benjamin Franklin.

[crockrocket]

"I attribute this quote to Kanye West." -Benjamin Franklin.

"Imma let you finish in a minute" - Benjamin Franklin

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

"Monkeys like bananas." -Adolf Hitler

[Rainbow_Sheep]

I like puns. Puns are fun. Especially people are done. And I make them run. Throw puns in a ton. Like I'm aiming a gun. Even though I got none. I got my puns in the bun. All ready in a zip gun. Shooting all my favorite ones. Don't worry son. I'll get you one by one.

[Miscellaneous]

Especially people are done. 

 

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[Nightfirebolt]

 

It's funny because it's true.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

I would rather be stuck in snow that be constantly hailed on. Too bad I can't tell the weather that...

[Rainbow_Sheep]

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Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 08 June 2015 - 03:07 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

420 YOLO BLAZE THIS 360 LAST POST HEADSHOT RIGHT INTO YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!!!

[Rainbow_Sheep]

420 YOLO BLAZE THIS 360 LAST POST HEADSHOT RIGHT INTO YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!!!

U feckin wot ye cheeky skrub? I'll have you know that i am a l33t qwikscoper for the FaZe clan. I bet you hardscope and you LIKE it.

1v1 me IRL bruh, i'll bring my pokemans. I bet you won't fite me.

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 08 June 2015 - 03:13 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

LoLWHUT?!?!?!?!11111

 

ILL out camp you anydayz! Hard Scope NO SCOPE EASY scope SIDe SCopE WHATEVER1111111

 

I aint even NEED a Campfire so BRINGZ IT!12

[Rainbow_Sheep]

LoLWHUT?!?!?!?!11111

ILL out camp you anydayz! Hard Scope NO SCOPE EASY scope SIDe SCopE WHATEVER1111111

I aint even NEED a Campfire so BRINGZ IT!12

Oh I'll bring it alright ( ?� ?? ?�)

I'll put things on you so hard your finish will be but a MEMORY.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

HA! Fat chance you would even be able to pierce my finish! I use ARMALAST^TM Varnish, guaranteed to stop up to 180mm armor piercing shells. Any wartable worth its splinters would be foolish to go without.

 

So, yeah, good luck getting a quickscope headshot to win. 'CAUSE I AIN'T EVEN GOT A HEAD.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Only a filthy table skrub like you would think I qwikscope, I full on casual scope m8.

Your silly table varnish may be able to stop tank shells, but they can't stop a hard core casualscope!

I hope your splinters are worth it, because I'll be selling them on the Black Market by next morning.

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 08 June 2015 - 04:27 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

I cast: lvl 99 SPLINTERSHROUD

 

POOF! Splinters explode everywhere, causing minor irritating lacerations on anything caught in the considerable effect radius. The SPLINTERSHROUD is an extremely effective distraction, allowing me ample time to abscond into the NETHERTABLE DIMENSION.

 

You best beware when I return.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

(OP needs to rename this thread "Teljaxx and Sheep trash talking")

Your splinters are no match for my TITANIUM WOOL. They simply get swallowed up and converted into PURE PROTEIN!

What you thought was a portal was in fact a portal to the land of chairs. Have fun knowing you are inferior, chairs are better.
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[WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

winning

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

I eat all the chairs, absorbing their SEATSOULS.

 

After absorbing 11,000 SEATSOULS, I become the OMEGAMANTLE. No table, nay, no piece of furniture in existence is more awesome.

 

With a thought, I open a true portal to the NETHERTABLE DIMENSION.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

However, you were distracted by the majestic sheep god: Bob.



With a single blink of his majestic eyes, your portal implodes and you shatter into a thousand million splinters, and then sealed within the great vault of ayylmao.

You were a fool to become the best piece of furniture in existence, for there are powers far greater than mere tables.

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 08 June 2015 - 05:13 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

FOOLISH MORTAL. I AM THE OMEGAMANTLE NO MORE! I AM BECOME SPLINTERHELL, RAVAGER OF THE FLESH.

 

I CANNOT BE DESTROYED, YET I CAN DESTROY YOU!!!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF 111,000 TINY SPLINTERS UNDER YOUR SKIN.

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Rainbow_Sheep]

You may have become the splinterhell, but with that power comes your fatal flaw: You are no longer a table.

With a single sh33p grade bullet fired from a majestic casualscope, your defenceless splinters wink out of existence, made powerless for a thousand years.

Since a majestic table like you can never be truely destroyed, your splinters are stripped of their finish and made into a preschooler's toy piano.

What your splinter's corrupting influence will do to this child is unknown, but the governments of the world were all like "fuzzy bunny it, whats the worst that could happen"

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 08 June 2015 - 05:45 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

The splinters were but my physical form. My table essence traveled it through the portal into the NETHERTABLE DIMENSION just before it collapsed.

 

The OMEGAMANTLE cannot be defeated so easily. The SPLINTERHELL may be no more, but the threat I pose to all of existence is still very real.

 

I perform a PRO STYLE PHANTOM SUPLEX on BOB, sending him crashing through the surface of the OMEGAMANTLE. BOB implodes upon impact with the UNHOLY ENERGIES that make up my OMEGASURFACE, never to be seen again.

 

The OMEGASURFACE however, is made shinier than ever thanks to the polishing it received from the GOLDEN FLEECE OF THE GOD SHEEP.

[Goretastik]

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't!

 

[Rainbow_Sheep]

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't!

Who dares interrupt our holy war of banter? Only those MLG enough may participate.

Bob has been slain. The news reaches the land of the god sheep, and the drums of war begin.

Their army is infinite, their power unquestionable. And they march on the omegamantle to destroy it and your vile tyranny once and for all!

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 08 June 2015 - 06:08 AM.