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While this does provide legitimate definitions, it should be noted that parts could be considered NSFW.
Suggested multiple times across the forums, I figured it was time someone got their fuzzy bunny together.
This list is alphabetized, I will be following it, and your suggestions will be reviewed and verified. Also some things are in comic sans because no dictionary is complete without comic sans.
This is something I drew up in roughly an hour. There are definitely things missing, and I will certainly add to it.
A is for apple. Slightly better than ded babies.
AA: (Noun) Anti Aircraft. It is a location on any map capable of playing the Siege game mode with a certain radius within which players who control the AA contribute to the firing rate, or halting of the firing, of the AA.
AC: (Noun) Air Compressor. The AC is a 3 slot internal available to any mech. It allows for limited sideways maneuverability while airborne at the cost of fuel.
Adhesive Games: (Proper noun) Dates pending research, but the previous developers of Hawken. They went bankrupt, but first created this most glorious contribution to mankind.
Alpha: (Noun2, Verb1) A stage of a game prior to Beta. Primarily seen as a limited introduction of a new game to the public. Hawken underwent an Alpha phase from (reply with dates plz).
Also may refer to an alpha strike, meaning the first series of shots in an engagement, typically done on an unsuspecting victim. As a verb it refers to the act of performing an alpha strike.
Ascension: (Proper noun) A stage of Hawken that made a lot of people angry. Details pending actual research and or people in this thread doing research for me and telling me things.
Axe: (Noun) Hawkenspeak for "Mech".
B is for banana. Checkmate, atheists.
Battle Turkey: (Noun) A term of somewhat unknown origin referring to the G2 Raider.
Beach: (Noun) Any position on a map that can be cheesed, or offers a significant strategic advantage.
Beta: (Noun) A test phase of a game generally preceding public release. It is the current official state of Hawken. Hawken's beta has seen several forms, notably Closed Beta, Open Beta, Ascension and Pre-Ascension. The Open Beta was introduced 12/12/12.
C is for comic sans. All hail the one true font.
Cavorite: (Noun) A fictional metallic substance that possess anti-mass properties. It's infusion (as well as nanocavorite) into the chassis of Axes is responsible for their seemingly physics defying mobility.
Clan: (Noun) A group of people that play the same game and decided to name themselves. Generally a clan is formed with the goal of developing teamwork skills and occasionally participating in tournaments and the like. A list of Hawken clans can be found here.
Cheese: (Verb, Noun) The act of exploiting a game's meta in a manner that takes significantly less skill than the intended effect ought to require. The noun refers to an act or period of time in which a user cheesed often.
Cowbell: (Noun) A term referring to a Brawler utilizing the SA Hawkins. Origin is apparently a (likely inebriated) conversation had during a weekly event.
Crion: (Proper noun) One of three major multi planetary corporations. Crion became defunct with the explosion that gave birth to the uncontrolled spread of the Hawken virus. Crion was largely known for their scientific and technological innovation.
D is for ded. A four letter word pronounced just fine with three letters. Stupid English language...
Deathball: (Noun) A group of players, generally an entire team, that sticks together at all times. It is a valid strategy, but it is notorious for being frustrating to the enemy team as without coordination it is largely unassailable. It also has a tendency to mess with the enemy's spawn points, forcing the other team to take circuitous routes to get back to their own team, or engage the enemy in a numerically inferior fashion.
Dumbfire: (Verb) To fire the hellfire missiles without locking on to a target.
E is for ebola. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
E-Peen: (Noun) Stands for "Electronic Penis" and is closely associated with MMR. It's a term used almost exclusively with levity.
EU: (Noun) Energy Unit(s). EU is a green substance collectible and depositable within the Siege game mode. It allows teams to launch their battleships.
F is for so many things, mostly innuendos.
Fanfiction: (Noun) (Also known as fanfic.) Any series of words produced by a fan of a game in order to express a story they would like to tell that takes place either in that game's universe, or openly borrows traits from that game.
Fat: (Noun) Refers to the amount of armor on the field. Example: "They have too much fat on their team."
Fuzzy Bunny: (Censor) A censor choice laid down by the previous developers of Hawken. Censored words appear as the words "Fuzzy bunny". I genuinely have no idea why. Help me.
G is for Gimli, the real Axe pilot.
GF: (Expression of a noun + an adjective) In most mediums of communication, GF stands for "girlfriend", but I'm not really sure what that is, so in game, GF means "good fight". It's often dropped at the end of an engagement as a signifier of respect for the other player.
GG: (Expression of a noun + an adjective) Good game. A customary salute to the preceding game. Widely recognized as good manners to say.
Giga Structure: (Noun) The end result of the Hawken virus. It is metallic and spreads without any known method of stopping it. The consumption of giga structure by Hawken's fauna produces vitrolium.
Green-Beam/Green: (Verb, Noun) Refers to either the act of a technician using its ability, or to the beam itself.
H is for Hodor.
Haccusation: (Noun) An accusation of hacking made against another player.
Haccuse: (Verb) To accuse someone of hacking.
Hawken: (Proper noun) Why the hell are you reading this? Go play.
Hawken Virus: (Noun) The virus responsible for the setting we find the game in. It is an artificially engineered self replicating construct that turns matter into the giga structure.
I is for iceberg. The lettuce is crunchy, the floating masses are slowly dissipating, resulting in a smaller and smaller habitable realm for many arctic and antarctic creatures. Goddammit humanity.
IGN: (Noun) In Game Name
Illal: (Proper noun) The fictional planet on which Hawken takes place.
J is for jklolimaboytheresnogirlsontheinternetwhydoesthisalwayshappentome.
K is for Kansas. Slightly more populated than Nevada.
L is for lemons. gtfo.
M is for moose. Nept has antlers. Luscious antlers.
Manguard: (Noun) Only available in pink. (It's just a well piloted Vanguard.)
Meta: (Noun) A reference to the current state of in game strategies, generally oriented toward what the most effective ones are.
Meteor Entertainment: (Proper noun) The initial publisher of Hawken, now defunct.
MMR: (Noun) Stands for Match Making Rating. MMR is a scale capped at 3000 that is used to determine a player's best matches in game. New players begin at an MMR of 1250, which is considered extremely low. To find your own MMR, you can add ScrimBot to your friends list and message it "MMR". The first number it returns is yours.
N is for Nevada. Slightly less populated than Kansas.
Nanocavorite: (Noun) A synthesized version of cavorite created by Dr. James Hawken.
Noob: (Noun) A new player. It is often used as a derogatory term, but not always. Context is important.
O is for octopus. Octopuses (yes that's the real plural of octopus) have blue blood due to the hemoglobin we find in our blood replaced by a comparable molecule that includes copper as opposed to iron.
OP: (Adjective) Stands for "Over Powered".
Orblord: (Noun, Verb) The noun refers to a player that uses an item/internal combination of Health orbs, Extractor, and a Repair Kit of some degree. Generally regarded as OP and not fun to play with or against. The verb refers to a player in the process of using this set up. Example: "MLGBrah84 brah, I'm gonna orblord the fuzzy bunny outta these noobs."
P is for personality. It withers and dies just like the rest of you.
Pocket Tech: (Noun) A technician that stays rooted to a single player.
Pocket Teching: (Verb) The act of being a pocket tech.
Prosk: (Proper noun) One of the three major Multi Planetary Corporations found in Hawken and on Illal. Prosk is generally known for affordable products.
PSR: (Noun) PoopSlinger Rating. Arguably the most important number in your entire life. Accessible via messaging scrimbot "PSR".
Q is for quintuplets. God bless vaginas for being able to pull that off.
R is for raider. Fast fast fast gotta go fast.
Red Beam: (Noun) The deconstructer beam on the technician, toggled by clicking F, or whichever key F has been re-bound to.
S is for fuzzy bunny. fuzzy bunny fuzzy bunny fuzzy bunny-a-dub dub.
ScrimBot: (Proper noun) Scrimbot is a program created by Ashfire908 that is widely used for retrieving a player's MMR, though it has other functions, and is intended to be added to.
Scrip: (Noun) Scrip is the primary form of currency found on Illal. It is essentially stock in a Multi Planetary Corporation that is earned through employment.
Seekerteer: (Noun) A rocketeer with Seeker Missiles set as its primary.
Sentium: (Proper noun) One of the three major Multi Planetary Corporations found on Illal. Sentium is responsible for the discovery of Cavorite and is generally acknowledged as the highest quality producer of various products, at the price of... price.
Skillfires: (Noun) A term used for hellfires, typically with a negative connotation.
T is for tentacle porn. This is why the internet shouldn't exist.
tickle Gambit, The: (Noun) A move in any sort of dialogue or competition with the possibility of immediate defeat unless the opponent changes their current course. The move must be designed with the intention of altering the opponent's course.
TPG: (Proper Noun) Stands for "The Proving Grounds". Hawken's premier competitive league.
TS: (Noun) TeamSpeak.
TTK: (Noun) Stands for "Time To Kill". Refers to the amount of time it takes in general for one player to kill another in a game.
U is for u suk. An informal greeting in many video games.
UP: (Adjective) Does not mean up. Stands for "Under Powered".
V is for VROOM VROOM VROOoOoOoOOOoOOM. Which is what I yell when other people are in my car. No one asks me for rides anymore. Thankfully.
Vitrolium: (Noun) A refined rat poop. Specifically a rat poop that is the result of the rat eating some of the giga structure. Vitrolium is a high density fuel source that powers Hawken's axes.
W is for what are you doing this evening? I'm yelling at people on the internet. That's what.
X is for why is this even a letter.
Y is for you suck. A formal greeting in many video games.
Z is for Zach. That is my name. It is better than yours.
Edited by ticklemyiguana, 31 July 2016 - 10:11 AM.
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