Sort of a grace, as intended to be spoken before a meal, scrim, or stream sesh. I had this on my twitch but I think this is way more entertaining than watching me lose all the time. So, here it is:
Dev lords,
Whose tweet is holy,
Update our sacred place.
Thy MC come.
Thy ping be none,
On server as it is in explore.
Give us this day our daily bonus,
And forgive us our stomps,
As we forgive those who stomp on us,
And lead us not into ragequitting,
But deliver us from vultures.
In the name of Baba Ji, Scrimbot, and the Server Host, Amen.