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Sort of a grace, as intended to be spoken before a meal, scrim, or stream sesh. I had this on my twitch but I think this is way more entertaining than watching me lose all the time. So, here it is:

Dev lords,
Whose tweet is holy,
Update our sacred place.
Thy MC come.
Thy ping be none,
On server as it is in explore.

 

Give us this day our daily bonus,
And forgive us our stomps,
As we forgive those who stomp on us,
And lead us not into ragequitting,
But deliver us from vultures.

 

In the name of Baba Ji, Scrimbot, and the Server Host, Amen.


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Pubstomping is a whole different strategic discussion, however, and usually just becomes an exploration of the ethics of dumpstering randos.

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In the name of Baba Ji, Scrimbot, and the Server Host, Amen.

 

 


In the name of Baba Ji

 

 

Baba Ji

 

Burn the heretic.


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Burn the heretic.

There are those who work under the many names of the lord, our Hawken. We can tell the righteous from the spammers by their replies. (Reprise)
Baba Ji. Oh, Baba Ji. He took a tow to the knee for me. Dodge left, dodge right. I'm in a scout and you chase me like a kite.


Pubstomping is a whole different strategic discussion, however, and usually just becomes an exploration of the ethics of dumpstering randos.

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Why mech game make when you no mech game have you don't want to make? 


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Sort of a grace, as intended to be spoken before a meal, scrim, or stream sesh. I had this on my twitch but I think this is way more entertaining than watching me lose all the time. So, here it is:

Dev lords,
Whose tweet is holy,
Update our sacred place.
Thy MC come.
Thy ping be none,
On server as it is in explore.

 

Give us this day our daily bonus,
And forgive us our stomps,
As we forgive those who stomp on us,
And lead us not into ragequitting,
But deliver us from vultures.

 

In the name of Baba Ji, Scrimbot, and the Server Host, Amen.

HAHAHA! I remember you saying that before each of our scrims <3


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Now we just need a rosary with a CRT-Recruit dangling off it.


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Burn the heretic.

Shall I get the Sorritas, Inquisitor Amidatelion?

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HAHAHA! I remember you saying that before each of our scrims <3


Eth0, you never said it when I was scrimming with you guys...

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