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[Mech Mechanic]

Arseface said:

The_Silencer said:

I was about to post a picture of your place in the food chain..  but it would be so explicit and unpleasant...

I believe this belongs here.

I agree but he needs more style...lol....he's getting the hang of it....

[skatcat31]

I saw you walking down the street the other day. Pretty sure your face is why my grandpa died.

[The_Silencer]

Mech Mechanic said:

Arseface said:

The_Silencer said:

I was about to post a picture of your place in the food chain..  but it would be so explicit and unpleasant...

I believe this belongs here.

I agree but he needs more style...lol....he's getting the hang of it....

HA!
You started it, huh_
Less BlahBlehitor mode and feel free to improve it as an smart kiddo.  8-)

[Salvatore_Endboss]

I always loved those two:
Fuckwit
Fucknut

Or also very nice:
"Excuse me sir, but I think you're full of shit."

Great thread by the way. ^^

[Nitris]

"Off is the general direction, in which I wish you would fuck."

[ViperOmega]

I have always been partial to:

"Fuck you, you Fucking Fuck!" for a more humorous insult and;

"Your such a dickhead that I fail to see how your foreskin doesn't ride up over your chin." for "fighting words.

[IronRoach]

tape sign up on front side of WalMart Customer Service counter: "Retards Served Here"
"Hey! Your GF likes ribbed Trojans!"
"Tell her she needs to shave, too"

[hoghead]

Edited by hoghead, July 27 2014 - 08:49 AM.

[Infyrno]

I will fuzzy bunny all over you.
I use this so much now and it still makes people laugh.  Compliments my sense of humour though

Wait, why is this censored, what_! How did everyone else get by

Edited by Infyrno, July 26 2014 - 02:09 PM.

[Aregon]

Why didn`t I see this before_

The only thing sucking more than you was your mom last night.
Go and kiss my ass and suck my balls.
I know toddlers smarter than you.
I`ve seen French technology work better than this.
Get driven over by a scooter.
Must you swallow a cactus and choke to death.

This is my kind of game!

Edited by Aregon, July 26 2014 - 02:10 PM.

[hoghead]

Edited by hoghead, July 27 2014 - 08:48 AM.

[DaDMaR]

you girls having fun yet _

Gentlemechs lend me your rears (Shakespeare)

So your mech can bend over backwards

Yes! you have perfected the Art of Defeat

you die with such grace do you practice Feng Shui

does you mum know your up this late

move dam you ! its more fun when you move

kil! kil! kil!.......... i say or you can go with......... ! die ! die ! die.........................

OK......... so the B team won ........ Congrats

If this is a swearing contest your mother won the day you were born................

Hawken = Gentlemen in Mech's and the rabble who die before us

Edited by DaDMaR, July 26 2014 - 10:32 PM.

[craftydus]

gg friends

"Shut your festering gob, you twit. Your type makes me puke."
-MontyPython Arguement Sketch wherein he gets the wrong door and suffers the preliminaries of Abuse

[MechFighter5e3bf9]

Garbage ass fuzzy bunny.

sit down punk ass fuzzy bunny before i slap you in your god damn mouth, garbage ass ho e

Edited by MechFighter5e3bf9, July 27 2014 - 02:56 AM.

[SatelliteJack]

The following is an excerpt from actual in-game text chat.

ButthurtInfil: Only pussies use heat-seeking missiles!!1!
JackInHisBruiser: Talk to me when you have half my score.

[d3dreaper]

Exhaust-sucking windowlicker....

From a friend of mine in WoT

[Amidatelion]

There are approximately 1,013,129 words in the English language and yet I could never string any of them together to express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

[Barbie_in_a_Mech]

Mech Mechanic, on July 05 2012 - 06:57 AM, said:

Anyway, now is time for the real keg.

1. You have delusions of adequacy. (Walter Kerr)
2. He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I know. (Abraham Lincoln)
3 .A witty saying proves nothing. (Voltaire)
4. You have all the virtues I despise and none of the vices I admire. (Winston Churchill)
5. I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. (William F. Buckley)

This keg will most likely remain the way it has been for years, untouched.  We have been gone too long into the stultifying depths of "u mad_" and it appears to me that we struggle to find our way back up.

[Amidatelion]

I'd put you in the ground if I didn't think it would vomit you back up.

[FiveK]

You forgot the plain awesome. YOU SUCK.

fuzzy bunny off got his competitor too, PISS OFF.

And what about go smoke a fuzzy bunny fuzzy bunny.

Edited by FiveK, August 04 2014 - 08:04 PM.