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[otlo]

If you are killed multiple times by the same person:
Step one: Insult this person and say the game is unbalanced, even if he's alone in the enemy team
Step two: Check his mech and weapons, say in mass chat that this mech and weapons are overpowered and requires no skill to use and every noob can kill with them.
Step three: Call this player cheater, try to scare him with reports. try to find more supporters
Step four: Go to the forum, and create new topic about unbalanced mech, or weapon that this player were using.

[Guiotine]

otlo, on June 04 2013 - 12:30 PM, said:

If you are killed multiple times by the same person:
Step one: Insult this person and say the game is unbalanced, even if he's alone in the enemy team
Step two: Check his mech and weapons, say in mass chat that this mech and weapons are overpowered and requires no skill to use and every noob can kill with them.
Step three: Call this player cheater, try to scare him with reports. try to find more supporters
Step four: Go to the forum, and create new topic about unbalanced mech, or weapon that this player were using.

Step five: complain about the game being P2W.

[Kmaleon73]

Jejejejeje really very good topic that if these are the steps to follow and as I have gotten from these players or rather, as we e have found our team with our players.

A week ago I got myself but more with a player like that, poblecito, the wrote and wrote that if we were cheating, that the ping was high, and so often, but it was not our fault that we were trying to recover the AA .

Unfortunately this style I think we will find many more

[torc]

step six: Say to devs that you'll uninstall the game and you'll never play Hawken anymore (even if this is not true).

Edited by torc, June 04 2013 - 12:44 PM.

[hoghead]

  step seven... or may be its just me and I suck _ lol

[MartyFriedman]

Step Eight: Say that dodging is making the game too hard and past paced, and that it's the sole reason why people leave.

Edited by MartyFriedman, June 04 2013 - 01:05 PM.

[Teljaxx]

If you really want to boost your noob cred, do this:

Claim that the only reason the player that won beat you was because they are using a premium mech. Bonus noob points if the mech they are using is currently one of the free test drive choices.

[Licancabur]

Step n : Tell your mom

[palad1ne]

otlo, on June 04 2013 - 12:30 PM, said:

If you are killed multiple times by the same person:
Step one: Insult this person and say the game is unbalanced, even if he's alone in the enemy team
Step two: Check his mech and weapons, say in mass chat that this mech and weapons are overpowered and requires no skill to use and every noob can kill with them.
Step three: Call this player cheater, try to scare him with reports. try to find more supporters
Step four: Go to the forum, and create new topic about unbalanced mech, or weapon that this player were using.

Step five :

Be an arrogant unskilled average cun7 and insult the urgent needed new players here in the Forum.

Thats how the Game will live.

xD

oh fuzzy bunny i forgot.. you and your AB Reaper Friend counts a lot to the Game. Remember, the HL.T is only good to the next Patch. Maybe this will be the last.

Edited by palad1ne, June 04 2013 - 01:20 PM.

[EliteShooter]

[ropefish]

step ten: start posting these :3

[palad1ne]

EliteShooter, on June 04 2013 - 01:16 PM, said:

need to buy this shirt.. I hope the have XXXXXXL

[eagle53]

Kind of sounds like leon don't it coach,if the other players on my team would have stopped those bullet I wouldn't have gotten killed.http://youtu.be/3BkIh1R5utY

[ropefish]

after step 32: play hawken and start from step one

[Teljaxx]

Step eleven: After dying a couple times, exclaim that if people would stop killing you, you would be winning.

Step twelve: Play a Sharpshooter and camp out in your favorite sniper post every time you respawn. Then, once you have died a few times, start very loudly whining about how everyone is ganging up on you and it is unfair.

[ArnieF4440]

Step 13: repeat the following step in the URL: https://community.pl...al/#entry288638

Edited by ArnieF4440, June 04 2013 - 09:41 PM.

[Guiotine]

ArnieF4440, on June 04 2013 - 09:41 PM, said:

Step 13: repeat the following step in the URL: https://community.pl...al/#entry288638

You got me there.... once.

[ArnieF4440]

Guiotine, on June 05 2013 - 01:02 AM, said:

ArnieF4440, on June 04 2013 - 09:41 PM, said:

Step 13: repeat the following step in the URL: https://community.pl...al/#entry288638

You got me there.... once.

shhhh, let them figure out what that is its a good lil' programmers joke

Edited by ArnieF4440, June 05 2013 - 05:48 AM.

[Leonhardt]

Step 14: Hit alt+F4 to switch to the winning team. If the game crashes restart and try again. Its still a bit buggy.

[otlo]

hoghead, on June 04 2013 - 01:01 PM, said:

  step seven... or may be its just me and I suck _ lol

You out of your mind_ No one and never, I REPEAT NO ONE, AND NEVER USE THIS  STEP. Its simply imposible, if your team lose = your teamtes idiots and enemy is a cheater, stomper, hacker, but you never suck, you never do mistakes, All pls forget about step seven!