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[OmegaNull]

Update incoming tonight!

[Aregon]

FINALLY.

[OmegaNull]

Unfortuately I am unable to post.

[Aregon]

Why_

[Dr_Freeze001]

Mr. OmegaNull,

Due to the absence of a certain piece of literature you are hereby summoned by the High Court of the community. Please report as soon as possible to this thread, where you must present at least one piece of the requested item, and also post a cat picture. This was decided by the High Court and must be followed as instructed.

Failure to do this will result in immediate disappointment and sad feels of the readers, which shall be reimbursed.


Resistance if futile,

~John Freeze, representative of the HCH&C, the High Court of Hawken and Community.

[OmegaNull]

Aregon, on March 25 2014 - 10:49 PM, said:

Why_

I ended up stuck having to play Titanfall with a friend.

[Aregon]

OmegaNull, on March 26 2014 - 04:04 AM, said:

Aregon, on March 25 2014 - 10:49 PM, said:

Why_

I ended up stuck having to play Titanfall with a friend.

TITANFALL SUCKS AND IS A WORTLESS PIECE OF SH*T. GET TO WORK SLAVE!

Edited by Aregon, March 26 2014 - 05:28 AM.

[Wi2P]

Aregon, on March 26 2014 - 05:28 AM, said:

OmegaNull, on March 26 2014 - 04:04 AM, said:

Aregon, on March 25 2014 - 10:49 PM, said:

Why_

I ended up stuck having to play Titanfall with a friend.

TITANFALL SUCKS AND IS A WORTLESS PIECE OF SH*T. GET TO WORK SLAVE!

0-0 Your sarcasm (if, hopefully, it is sarcasm) needs work, Aregon. Harassing writers is not the proper method to encourage them to continue with their art.

[Aregon]

Wi2P, on March 26 2014 - 05:35 AM, said:

Aregon, on March 26 2014 - 05:28 AM, said:

OmegaNull, on March 26 2014 - 04:04 AM, said:

Aregon, on March 25 2014 - 10:49 PM, said:

Why_

I ended up stuck having to play Titanfall with a friend.

TITANFALL SUCKS AND IS A WORTLESS PIECE OF SH*T. GET TO WORK SLAVE!

0-0 Your sarcasm (if, hopefully, it is sarcasm) needs work, Aregon. Harassing writers is not the proper method to encourage them to continue with their art.

It is more like unnecessary rage for a subject. If you have been on our TS you may have seen/heard it.

[Wi2P]

Aregon, on March 26 2014 - 05:57 AM, said:

*snip*

It is more like unnecessary rage for a subject. If you have been on our TS you may have seen/heard it.

I would hold off, then, please. It's unnecessary and obstructive to the thread (unless, evidently, you have consent from OmegaNull or Ariexe to do otherwise).

[OmegaNull]

Aregon, on March 26 2014 - 05:28 AM, said:

OmegaNull, on March 26 2014 - 04:04 AM, said:

Aregon, on March 25 2014 - 10:49 PM, said:

Why_

I ended up stuck having to play Titanfall with a friend.

TITANFALL SUCKS AND IS A WORTLESS PIECE OF SH*T. GET TO WORK SLAVE!

Oh boy, I hope you brought the whip, ropes, and various...devices.

Edited by OmegaNull, March 26 2014 - 02:52 PM.

[OmegaNull]

Voice and footsteps could be heard outside getting louder as they approached.
"Let go of me you fool!", said a man in a very harsh, sharp tone.
"Shut up, we need your help," said Aregon in a authoritative voice. Grunting and a struggle could be heard as movement came closer to the door. I tried my best to sit up, bracing myself for what may or may not come.

Doctor Freeze came through the door and shortly after followed by Aregon who was dragging a man by the legs. As the man came through the door he grabbed onto the door frame.

"NOOOOO!!!," screamed the man, kicking and wailing.

"Dammit, come on. Why do you have to be such a sissy. We are just having you meet someone," said Aregon as he continued to pull on the man's legs, struggling to maintain his hold.

At this point I am completely clueless as to what is going on but grow increasingly angry by the minute. I reach a breaking point
"WHAT THE fuzzy bunny IS GOING ON HERE_!," I bellowed, with piercing anger.

All 3 men stop, shocked by my outburst. The man struggling in the door way lets go as Aregon continues to pull and he falls tangled in his legs.

"Oh, sorry," said Dr. Freeze sincerely, "We found you help! Meet a man known simply as Teljaxx."

The man they had just drug through the door has now begun to stand up and is now rather pissed.
"Wait, what do you mean help_ Why do I have to help anyone_" said Teljaxx
"Well, you work for APEX's R&-," said Aregon but was abruptly cut off.
"Whoa, wait a minute. I USE to work for APEX as security... God dammit, why the hell did-"
"Wait, you are not a scientist_"
"Since when in the hell did you think I was a scientist_"
"Well, you worked for APEX."
"FOR SECURITY!"
"So you are not a scientist_"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!"

Teljaxx puts his hands on his hips trying to not display his rage.
"Let me get this straight. You break into my home, kidnap me, drag me into this... fuzzy bunny ho-"
"THIS IS NOT A fuzzy bunny HOLE! IT IS MY HO-"
"fuzzy bunny HOLE fuzzy bunny!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM DONE!"
Teljaxx immediately jolts for the door and Aregon goes after him.

[Wi2P]

What... did I just read... O_O

[Dr_Freeze001]

Well... that escalated quickly...

I like it .

[Hijinks_The_Turtle]

Wat iz goin on_!_  Wai iz dis e yellin metch_ O.o  Cern't wer all ber fweands_  

Translation:  What's going on_!_  Why is this a yelling match_ O.o  Can't we all be friends_

[Bazookagofer]

Hey why am I not in the story as the crazy fuzzy bunny comic relief who is a homosexual prostitute_

Edited by Bazookagofer, April 02 2014 - 06:08 PM.

[OmegaNull]

I have yet to find a place

BTW this is going to play into the next part. Stay tight

[Aregon]

Bloody brilliant chap!

[OmegaNull]

Teljaxx begins to run away as Aregon bursts through the door he just just left. In a single movement, Aregon jumps onto Teljaxx and brings him to the ground. They  tussle on the floor just outside. Aregon grabs around Teljaxx's neck and puts him into a head lock. As he begins to struggle, Aregon explains to him an idea that had somehow, magically, appeared within his head.

"I need you to find your friends. Omega needs your help!," he pleads.
Teljaxx responds, "Why the hell would I do that_ GET OFF OF ME!" he struggles more but Aregon keeps hold but was caught off guard by the man's comment... he never did ask how Omega got where he was.
"You know what, change of plans." he responds, as he drags Teljax with him back into his home.


A series of noises could be heard just outside as 2 men struggled. Screaming and yelling carried on, then Aregon burst through the door carrying Teljaxx in a headlock.

"So," Aregon asks, grunting and continuing to struggle with Teljaxx as he wailed his arms, "You never answered my questions from before as to what happened to you. Actually, why am I helping you anyway_ Why did Sentium throw you out like trash_ Who are you_"

I took a long, deep look at Aregon, Freeze, and the wailing idiot Teljaxx, took a deep sigh as I thought how I should even begin.

"I severely injured my CO after I found out my daughter had been kidnapped. Turns out he is the son of a Director within Sentium and a very powerful one at that. He didn't like how I reacted and decided to dispose of me like trash. Now, I am here, gimped, unable to save my daughter. Of which, I have no idea why I am even letting any of you help me. However, seeing the situation, I have very little to no choice in the matter. Now, if you would be so kind as to fuzzy bunny HELP ME!" I responded in a very uncaring, unsympathic, direct, rude way as I was fed up with how things were. I needed to find my daughter. She is the only thing that gives me any reason on this rock.

As a looked around, the others were stunned. Aregon let go of Teljaxx as their mouths both dropped to the floor.

Edited by OmegaNull, April 29 2014 - 09:56 PM.