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[Yoko_Littner]

The object of the game is simple, to corrupt someone's wish.

The person above you makes a wish, and you have to give it to them, but it has to have a downside, whether its small or large.

Example:
Wish: I wish i had a fish.

Answer: Wish granted, but the fish is actually a terrorist and it blew up your house.

Then you make your own wish.

You can't not grant a wish.

So i'll start.

I wish i had the money for a new tablet right now.

[ModnarSarhp]

You have the money, but it's actually a terrorist and blows up your house.
I wish I had a terrorist to blow up my house.

Edited by ModnarSarhp, September 28 2012 - 09:47 PM.

[FalconGames109]

You do have a terrorist to blow up your house, but the bomb vest doesn't detonate!
I wish i had a cookie cutter!

[ModnarSarhp]

FalconGames109, on September 29 2012 - 08:55 PM, said:

You do have a terrorist to blow up your house, but the bomb vest doesn't detonate!
I wish i had a cookie cutter!

You get a cookie cutter, but it will only cut cookies made out of francium, and good luck making cookies out of Francium, HA!

I wish I had a cookie made of Francium.

[GUEST]

You have a cookie made of Francium, but the francium expired last year, and it makes you incredibly sick.

I wish I had a coke right now.

[Scarfman]

You do have a coke, but mentos were put in the cap and sprays you when you open it.

I wish for a time travel blue box.

[Sovereignty]

Granted, except the box is only 12 inches by 12 inches. Big enough only to fit a small animal in, in which case it travels to the future and becomes a time lord. Upon returning to present day, it will enslave you and force you to call him/her master while forcing you to drink out of the toilet while it simultaneously enacts genocide on all the neighborhood cats/dogs.

I wish for a cake.

[ModnarSarhp]

You get a cake, but it's actually too firm to eat, and it talks. It's voice and personality are comparable to the annoying orange. It also flies and will follow you wherever you go.

I wish I had a giant man eating rabbit that can only eat who I verbally command him to.

[Scarfman]

You get giant man eating rabbit that can only eat who you verbally command him to, but he is deaf.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

[ModnarSarhp]

You get a new pair of shoes, but they are now bonded to your feet and are always tight enough to be very uncomfortable, but not painful.
I wish my rabbit that only eats who I verbally command him to was only no longer deaf.

[DracoDominus]

your rabbit is no longer deaf, but the shock of hearing sound for the first time causes him to suffer a heart attack and he dies. inexplicably he then bursts into flames and is erased from time, never to be seen or heard from again...

i wish i was a little bit taller...

[Jake_Everfree]

You get taller by one foot and your body grows proportionate. You continue to grow by one foot a day forcing you to keep buying clothes and shoes until you choose to go nude...

I wish my fish didn't die.

[White Hawk]

Your fish did die. He then became a fish zombie and destroyed the entire earth, eating you first!

I wish I had more wishes.

[Hatsune_Miku]

Wish granted but for every wish, you lose 10 years of your remaining lifespan

I wish i can fly

Edited by Hatsune_Miku, October 06 2012 - 09:45 PM.

[Scarfman]

You can fly but you flew so high you burned in the sun.

I wish for a plastic rocket and a pony

[KetchupT100]

Granted but the pony turns out to be one of the My Little Ponies and it takes off on the rocket.

I wish no one corrupts my wishes.

[Z0zz8]

no one corrupts your wish but a robot does

i wish i had a toilet

[3l_Drako]

You now have a toilet but the toilet cannot be flushed or the contents of said toilet be removed for eternity!

I wish to know the meaning of life

[Juodvarnis]

Now you know, it's 42, you fall into deep depression and shove a knife into your throat

I wish Michael Bay would leave my childhood alone and not try to kill it

[SG_Genis]

Michael Bay leaves your childhood alone, but kills your adulthood instead.

I wish I had more time.