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[SanicTheSandraker]

Wish granted, you get a sensation to laugh at some of the most random youtube videos and it seems to do the job of curing your sickness, unfortunantely you laugh so much you start actually crying. Your cold comes back to you. Oh well...

I wish with the snap of my thingers be able to change seasons from winter to spring and etc.

[Teljaxx]

You break all your "thingers" snapping them to change the seasons, and get stuck during your least favorite season.

I wish popsicles would not melt as fast as they do.

[Emagas]

Granted, now popsicles are so resistant to melting/dissolving that they can't be digested.

I wish vitamins weren't necessary for good health.

[ropefish]

granted, you now eat a majority of vegetables that no one likes

i wish for "stuff"

[Teljaxx]

The "stuff" that you get is gooey, smells like burnt rubber, screams like a teapot, and is always trying to eat your pants.

I wish socks had never been invented.

[SandSpider]

Granted, now everyone wears stockings.

I wish carrots were blue.

[Teljaxx]

Carrots are now painstakingly dyed blue by magical carrot gnomes before they are picked. The blue dye is also highly toxic to everything.

I wish I had a wish that I could use to wish for the wish that I knew what to wish for.

[Emagas]

Granted. This very wish, involving several instances of wishing, begins an infinite loop where you just keep wishing for the wish that has already been granted.

I wish for absolutely nothing.

[ORGONOTIC]

Everything in existence ceases to exist.

I wish adverts were banned.

[Aregon]

All adverts disappear and the internet collapses. I wish I had a girlfriend. ;(

[Emagas]

You do, but she's imaginary.

I wish every fictional story ever conceived would exist simultaneously in reality.

[Teljaxx]

Every fictional story ever conceived now exists, but in a different reality.

I wish popcorn was edible.

[SilentJacket]

Granted, but it is now 100% corn husk

I wish for a bag of lit TNT

[ORGONOTIC]

Granted but the fuse is infinitely long.

I wish politicians were weightless

[Teljaxx]

All of Earth's politicians float away into space, where they end up irritating a large hostile alien warfleet that comes to destroy all Humanity.

I wish my feet were on backwards.

[Emagas]

A madman captures you and imprisons you in his dimly lit cellar, where he saws your feet off and clumsily uses a nailgun to reattach them to your ankles facing the wrong way. He neglects to use sedatives.

I wish I could think as fast as a computer.

[Aregon]

You fall dead over since you actually start to think slower.

I wish cheese!

[Teljaxx]

Cheese happens, everyone dies.

I wish I had a pet hamburger.

[SandSpider]

Granted. You buy a hamburger, take it home, called it Penelope and take it where ever you go. Unfortunately, your family find out and have you committed.

I wish cardboard was sentient!

[Emagas]

The enslaved race of cardboard beings finally realize that they're being used, and a world wide revolution against their human overlords ensues.

I wish everyone's emotions were inexorably expressed with extreme exaggeration.