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[SandSpider]

Granted. Unfortunately, everyone attacks everyone else until know one is left.

I wish there were ten mechs or more in every class and they all had unique weapons.

[nepacaka]

Sorry, but ascention happened

I wish to roast raccoon could speak on Aztec language.

[Teljaxx]

You roast up a Raccoon, which starts yelling at you in ancient Aztec and summons Quetzalcoatl to eat your head.

I wish green was actually blue.

[SandSpider]

Granted, green becomes blue and blue becomes green. Now the sky is green and the grass is blue. Everyone becomes so disorientated the they all die from brain hemorrhages, except for colour blind people, who take over the world.

I wish penguins could fly.

[Teljaxx]

Penguins can fly! But, only when they are underwater...

I wish Soylent Green was not made of people.

[The_Eldritch_Abomination]

Granted- It's now called Soylent Veal and made form babies.

I wish I could sprint 1000 miles, and not tire out.

[Teljaxx]

Any time you sprint, you have to sprint exactly 1,000 miles, otherwise you collapse and pass out from exhaustion.

I wish bees could breathe fire.

[SanicTheSandraker]

Bees breathe fire, but all of the colonies catch fire and get burned down. With no bees to polinate everyone starves to death.

I wish mosquitos never existed

[dontmindme]

Granted, now giant mosquitos are the only type of mostquitos in existance and they are everywhere.

I wish the tech in Hawken would be forced to ride piggyback on any mech being healed thus slowing it down by at least 50% (all while hammering and zapping animations are playing).

Edited by dontmindme, January 29 2014 - 08:03 PM.

[hoghead]

Yes, Yes granted nothing else needs to be added except...... instead of riding piggyback the tech has to carry the other mech on its back! HA!   I wish ice wasn't slick.

Edited by hoghead, February 03 2014 - 05:26 PM.

[SandSpider]

Granted, now ice is sticky and everyone gets stuck on it until it melts

I wish I could eat while I was sleeping to save time.

[Teljaxx]

You become an unstoppable sleep eater and gain 500 lbs in two days.

I wish Black Licorice was the official currency of Poland.

[hoghead]

Granted, now the Poles. are so angry with you because they all are strung out on anise and have black teeth.    I wish snow was warm.

[SandSpider]

Granted, snow becomes warm and melts all over the planet at the same time creating huge floods and tsunamis that kill everyone.

I wish vampires drank water instead of blood.

[ParryReDox]

Granted, but now normal humans have to drink blood instead of water.

I wish someone would tell me what happened while I was gone.

[dontmindme]

Granted:some people posted on the boards here, yadda yadda and then of course, yadda yadda yadda, you know.

I wish ISPs never had monopolies in ANY given area in the US...

[SandSpider]

Granted, Now no ISP's have a monopoly anywhere in the USA. And no one plays Monopoly any more, so everyone dies of boredom and overwhelming choice.

I wish mermaids existed.

Edited by SandSpider, February 14 2014 - 03:54 AM.

[Teljaxx]

No on can ever go out on a boat, or anywhere near the ocean again. Mermaids will lure any human that comes near the ocean out into the depths, and then drown and eat them.

I wish I still enjoyed playing Hawken.

[hoghead]

Granted you do. I wish how to stop aging.

[Teljaxx]

You stop aging by being frozen in time at this singe moment, and therefore cease to exist from then on.

I wish my blueberries were not on fire.