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[Sp3ctrr]

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Use ^this to translate something the user above you posted, in turn, post something to be translated.

 

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I enjoy waltzing through flowery meadows with my pet turkey Donald.

Edited by Sp3ctrr, 17 April 2015 - 12:36 PM.

[OmegaNull]

"I love to dance in the meadow, five years, Turkey Donald. "

 

 

I did a test XD

 

"I once had a pony. That pony could talk, eat, sleep, and fuzzy bunny. Then, he exploded and turned into a baby. Then grew into a man that ate ballons. Saldy, the balloon popped and he died. I am sad. "

I got:

" Is pony, talk, eat, sleep, if tomorrow comes, the kids, and if you eat eggs Saldy the ball. Boring. "

 

Translate!

I is an angry boy. Bring me my shotgun!

[KOS_Baconman]

I love this waltz in the meadow, animal, Donald Turkey

[Dr_Freeze001]

"I is an angry boy. Bring me my shotgun! "

 

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

 

"I was angry, damn it! "

 

 

TRANSLATE THIS: What if we just give some bacon paint, some bacon holo-emotes and change Bunker from snow to bacon.

 

Credit to the sig.

[(KDR) Seron16]

Original text:

"What if we just give some bacon paint, some bacon holo-emotes and change Bunker from snow to bacon."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Party color changed a bit in the middle of all the snow and pig in the basement."

 

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Put some of my favorite quotes in here to see what happened. ^^ (Did the 22 times translation)

 

Spoiler

Original text:

"To be or not to be, that is the question."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Look at or broken, this is the problem."

 

Spoiler

Original text:

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Stupid, bad, sorry, he died, but we want to thank God for this man is still alive."

 

Spoiler

Original text:

"What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?!"

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If the answer to the eternal question about life, the universe and everything?!"

 

Spoiler

Original text:

"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I'm the founder. I thought if the mother is sick, the naked, but that's another matter."

And an extra fun one with 43 translations! 

Spoiler

Original text:

"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"We have to protect at any cost without a reason to fight, we will fight ... we will be landing pads, street, Kara, I will try to fight in the top. and I refuse to be never."

 

 

Try: I once visited a city of light. There were no lamps, there were signs, there were no people, there were only the schemes of a world exempt of all greatness except the validity of its entirety and henceforth its existence. I left the next day and bought a ticket to Chicago. I liked the lights better when they had only flickered in the shade.

[OmegaNull]

"I once ate a pony. Then he died. I am sad. Please hold me. Also, butt sex. "

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Again, not sure. And if you are not dead tired, I can. But I can't think about sex. "

[Drrt4]

Original text:

"I love my medic "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I'm a doctor. "

 

Logic.

[thedark20]

Original: Give me cookies
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Give me cake"


I DON'T WANT fuzzy bunny CAKE, GIVE ME fuzzy bunny COOKIES
 

Edited by thedark20, 18 April 2015 - 12:45 PM.

[OmegaNull]

"Why are babies always angry? Is it because they have to poop?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"It is always bad. they don't understand? "

 

"I have to go poop. It is budding from my rectum. Oh man, the pain! The squirts are real!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I'm in once again. Yes, woe, woe! The action, though!"

Edited by OmegaNull, 18 April 2015 - 12:53 PM.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Original text:

"Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Oil, stone,steel, cable, food, people, why is it when you see this? Why not? Don't tell me that's why smart? In addition, the metal of bread, I don't think it's possible. actually, I want to you,but if you're waiting for me at home with oil is dirty, we should follow him? "


This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This important work undertaken by the Committee, a good man too...what?what? - A man comes to me to visit the place of my dreams the first time I heard it a different way, clothes and naked, like I said, very jealous on the phone? Jealous, if so, if you want to install "


Someone translate something from a wikipedia page.

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 22 April 2015 - 01:08 PM.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Original text:

"Shameless bump because this thread is too good to die"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Brutal fruit as the border between life and death. "