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full of HOPE

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and other assorted

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meaty brain maces

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. whats going on

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in your nose?

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No, his toes.

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Really? How odd.

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Splendid. Spiffing tea,

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spider filled crumpets

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and other assorted

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toenail flavored snacks

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with delicious cream

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of envious slugs

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, tentacles and bewbs

Edited by Sir Aregon, 22 July 2015 - 12:10 PM.

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. "Don't do it!"

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screamed Billy Mays!

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"But wait! There-

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are incredibly sweaty

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deals to be

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a shiny cat

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said his Technician.

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Spoiler

I was very bored, but I stopped at the end of page 3 :

 

 

The Incinerator pilot died rather horribly. One lucky shot Right through the Armor of the pilot's elite chassis where he then plunged his hand around the emergency toddler bacon salad That had pie. Then the Reaper struck down the Piece of pie that Nixon toasted right before he threw it at The big pie porksword acrobatic dinosaur fumbling for forks and slaughtering porks with his large big, black, flying pan, that has destroyed anal socks rivaling donkey punches With the pie and more pie came a huge Storm of pie Mounted on missiles that covered everone offline peaceful vacations With pie everywhere and then some Pie killed josh. Technicians came along a really dirty little boy who only wished for new rubber pants Not more pie another three words but forced pie To get to joshes pieish bathroom In the grim Reapers pie factory he died horribly.

To fuzzy bunnies and erotic donkeys upon which he screamed three words "My butt hurts!" towards the biscuit a lowly scrubl0rd Who then cried... "WOE IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Then, Batman had A Pie "excitement" That violently nibbled His puny nipples until he then Realized that he was chewing pie So he laughed, and choked on fuzzy bunny meat.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, he realised. he would never Ever get back To his old mouldy pie slice and exploding knees Of reforming elbows That fought in Afghanistan s harsh environments on another planet frustration, old computer That decomposed with ridiculous style and grace that outshone into the fire Of freshly ground That sunk buts.
The hell happened Said president Eisenhower who saw opon That crazy bunny who craved pie was sat on The rocket that Lifted them both Intensively while they shagged and consummated Soggy marshmallow muffins. The Incinerator then Was removed completely thanks to Communism and some of Them "hot" chicks and your muffins and your pizza And your pie and the peaches That Susan Fletcher decided to eat My very large *redacted redacted redacted* that filled her with salty love.
Y'all need Jesus Who can create

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The three red

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glowy electric bogaloo's

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decided randomly to

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sing a cake

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Out of the

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shiny pandora's box

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made of diamond

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shaped road signs

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that read: AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGAAARRRRRRRBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seppe1]

Brother Maynard could

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always see cheese

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. Necroing is fine

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shits evil, son.

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like the darkness

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of the moon

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so very dark

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in the night

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of April 20th.