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[DerMax]

My question to everyone is this:

 

Can you think of a logical argument against eating poop in public, from the legal point of view? What could you tell poop-eater activists who want to legalize eating poop in public to make them rest their case?

 

I mean, poop can be theoretically made safe for consumption by introducing special safety standards for poop-in-a-bag producers, and it can be made smell-less as well. And even if it does smell — so does cigarette smoke, and no one bats an eye.

 

What do you think?

 

(This thread getting Tiggs'd in 3... 2... 1...)
 

[Nept]

1:19 PM - OmniNept: it's in off-topic
1:19 PM - OmniNept: so it might be immortal
1:19 PM - DerMax: yeah
1:19 PM - DerMax: ahahaha
1:19 PM - OmniNept: immortal and ignored
1:19 PM - OmniNept: lol
1:19 PM - OmniNept: LIKE THE GODS OF YORE
1:19 PM - DerMax: We'll see.
1:19 PM - DerMax: OF YORE
 

[OdinTheWise]

i say go for it

[hoghead]

And it begins.

[Kopra]

There should be a distinction between what's public poop and what is private.

 

Public poop should only be eaten by 1 person at a time. Two people eating it is simply obscene.

Also the viscosity should be above 300 kilopascalseconds (slightly above peanut butter) if consumed without aiding instruments such as a funnel, as to make the possible viewing experience the most tolerable and aesthetic.

Also the poop must not contain any illegal substances.

 

 

Private poop would not be affected by any regulations other than the exclusion of illegal substances. Private poop is defined by the area it is consumed in, namely private property. This means you can enjoy a scoopful of poop with your friends in your front yard if you so wish.

Edited by (KDR) Kopra, 27 June 2015 - 12:54 PM.

[HassanTheAssassin]

and the 2016 U.S. presidential campaign begins....

[Elite_is_salty]

I think this thread is perfectly fine. My standards/expectations from the forums nowadays are at an all time low. Last year's forum drama was at least entertaining ...

[CrimsonKaim]

[Call_Me_Ishmael]

What about Medical Poop?

 

There are some strains of intestinal bugs - c.difficile comes to mind - which are best treated by eating other people's poop.

 

Can we create a Medical Poop card?

Edited by Call_Me_Ishmael, 27 June 2015 - 01:21 PM.

[hoghead]

There should be a distinction between what's public poop and what is private.
 
Public poop should only be eaten by 1 person at a time. Two people eating it is simply obscene.
Also the viscosity should be above 300 kilopascalseconds (slightly above peanut butter) if consumed without aiding instruments such as a funnel, as to make the possible viewing experience the most tolerable and aesthetic.
Also the poop must not contain any illegal substances.
 
 Sigh ....you've actually thought this through. Illegal you mean like corn or peanuts?
Private poop would not be affected by any regulations other than the exclusion of illegal substances. Private poop is defined by the area it is consumed in, namely private property. This means you can enjoy a scoopful of poop with your friends in your front yard if you so wish.

[n3onfx]

Eating poop is so 1958. Since then we have fecal transplants, you don't even need to swallow it they insert it from the other side of the digestive system.

[TheFrostnessMonster]

 

What do you think?

  

[claisolais]

Such thing in public is always be aganist.

 

BUT, depends.

 

Its smell--IDK if it hurts ppl heath, but it smell quit badly.   Even stronge perfume is somehow being against, how about that. ---not saying alergic issues. Some ppl are sensitive to stronge smells. --it could be harmful.

 

And how it looks--depends on how to eat it, for example, with a spoon, approperate packaged, eating nicely and gentally, it should be acceptable. 

 

And it certainly should be healthy to the person himself, or it will be like someone hurting themselves in public, its bad.

 

In Canada, alcohol shops will provid you paper bags, and if you just hold a bottle on the street, ppl call 911. It has something we can apply to the poop eaters story.

 

 

  LEGAL? you said legal?

  Law is full of bugs, ppl trying to find one, some others eagering to fix one almost every day, its writen in letters and words--those are something dead.

  Law only provids the basic idea, athorities should be ethically and carefully applying the fact with the law. NOT all ethic is written in laws, and so

  it should not.

Edited by claisolais, 27 June 2015 - 11:24 PM.

[Nightfirebolt]

 

Can you think of a logical argument against eating poop in public, from the legal point of view? What could you tell poop-eater activists who want to legalize eating poop in public to make them rest their case?

 

[DerMax]

In this thread: With few exceptions, people incapable of building an argument. Philosophy 101 anyone?

Edited by DerMax, 27 June 2015 - 11:01 PM.

[LoC_TR]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[ticklemyiguana]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

LoC eats poop and then subjects all of us to his hateful bigotry.

 

In this thread: With few exceptions, people incapable of building an argument. Philosophy 101 anyone?

Checkmate.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

 

There should be a distinction between what's public poop and what is private.
 
Public poop should only be eaten by 1 person at a time. Two people eating it is simply obscene.
Also the viscosity should be above 300 kilopascalseconds (slightly above peanut butter) if consumed without aiding instruments such as a funnel, as to make the possible viewing experience the most tolerable and aesthetic.
Also the poop must not contain any illegal substances.
 
 Sigh ....you've actually thought this through. Illegal you mean like corn or peanuts?
Private poop would not be affected by any regulations other than the exclusion of illegal substances. Private poop is defined by the area it is consumed in, namely private property. This means you can enjoy a scoopful of poop with your friends in your front yard if you so wish.

 

[Nept]

Checkmate.

 

Edited by Nept, 28 June 2015 - 12:10 AM.

[OdinTheWise]

is that guy for real or is this a joke

[reVelske]

is that guy for real or is this a joke

 

Apparently it is satire, very very tasteless satire.

 

My life would've been better without the knowledge of its existence.

 

Between this and "Love wins", I'm starting to wonder where this forum is going.

 

Anyhow, relevant to topic (and recent events):

 

 

Like icecream.

Edited by reVelske, 28 June 2015 - 06:09 AM.

[PoopSlinger]

People who eat doodoo are very happy/crazy. They named sh17-eating grin after those folks. Due to public health I'd say it's banned. Eating feces is how you get dysentery. If they won't let people have non-pasteurized milk, I doubt fuzzy bunny will fly. Write a letter to Rand Paul, maybe he'd champion sh17-eating.

Edited by PoopSlinger, 28 June 2015 - 09:14 AM.

[LoC_TR]

2 girls 1 cup begs to differ.