Funny you should post that. I found this in a text file on an old USB drive a few months ago and had planned on posting it at some point. Not 100% if I wrote it or not:
Twas the night before MechsMas, and all through Illal,
Not a pilot was raging, not even OmegaNull.
EU was delivered to lifters with care
In hopes that the battleship soon would be there.
The recruits were nestled, all snug in their Freds,
While visions of TOW rockets danced in their heads.
And Cupcake with Vulcan and I with my Flak
Had just deployed drones for some healz, and a snack.
When on the AA there arose such a clatter,
I cancelled repair to see what was the matter.
Away to the silo I flew like a flash,
Spammed "Help Requested", and prepared for a clash,
Then to my surprise on my radar appeared
A towering yeti with a big yeti beard.
With a luscious white coat and a smile so charming
I knew in a moment that it must be Marvin!
And round the Last Eco this yeti then flew
With a sack full of presents and HE charges too.
As I gathered my wits and had just pressed shift s,
Marvin the Yeti ran up to my mech.
His fangs - how they shone! His ears, how merry!
His face was quite jolly, though his claws were quite scary.
He was fuzzy and cute, comedy really,
So I laughed when I saw him, truly quite silly.
He let out a roar and his mouth cracked a grin,
at that point we knew that we had to drop him.
Sentium and Prosk, working together,
for once just to take down this yeti much better.
And when Marvin was gone and the battle was done
I found in my hanger a shiny new drone.
But I remembered what Marvin said just as he died.
"Happy mechsmas to all, and to all a good night"
Edited by Hyginos, 18 December 2015 - 09:54 AM.