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Be on the lookout for a copy-cat (see what I did there?).  This person is at the bottom of every match results screen, as they are a terrible player.  They are notorious for missing every single shot with a Vulcan, and destroying themselves with Predator mines and TOW rockets and fall damage.  They also like to accidentally fire off their special ability for no apparent reason, and to see what the record is for most deaths in a match.  I have contacted the DEVs regarding this imposter, but they say that they cannot take action on players below 1000 MMR :(

 

The REAL Harmless_Kittens, as you all know, is an incredibly skilled, nigh invincible player who is at the top of all leader-boards, and does not appreciate this slanderous imposter ruining their otherwise stellar reputation.

 

That is all.


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The REAL Harmless_Kittens, as you all know, is an incredibly skilled, nigh invincible player who is at the top of all leader-boards, and does not appreciate this slanderous imposter ruining their otherwise stellar reputation.

 

I will succumb to this statement when you provide evidence that you can Raider.


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I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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The seed of corruption has finally erupted. Welcome to the family, Mr/Ms/Mrs Kittens. 


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Be on the lookout for a copy-cat (see what I did there?)

ONE OF US

 

Didn't someone say they saw "you" in EU recently? I wonder what their ping is like.


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I think you are the fake since that player you described is more harmless than you ;)


Edited by Trigary, 21 April 2016 - 10:10 AM.

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Yeah I've played you in matches before. Some on my main (this) and some on my alts. I found you a formidable oppenent. I've only ran into the fake guy once and yeah he was getting stomped. I was like WTF?? This can't be kittens. Now I know it wasn't. I'll keep my eyes peeled mate.


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Be on the lookout for a copy-cat (see what I did there?).  This person is at the bottom of every match results screen, as they are a terrible player.  They are notorious for missing every single shot with a Vulcan, and destroying themselves with Predator mines and TOW rockets and fall damage.  They also like to accidentally fire off their special ability for no apparent reason, and to see what the record is for most deaths in a match.  I have contacted the DEVs regarding this imposter, but they say that they cannot take action on players below 1000 MMR :(

 

The REAL Harmless_Kittens, as you all know, is an incredibly skilled, nigh invincible player who is at the top of all leader-boards, and does not appreciate this slanderous imposter ruining their otherwise stellar reputation.

 

That is all.

Did you happen to read this thread?


 

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:rolleyes:


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First of all, you garbage tier sock merchant, I said most of us.

 

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harmless kitten is harmless kitten....

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the real one will let me kill it..



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omg, my eyes are bleeding


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why dev cant take action again player below 1000 MMR? they are the admin


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Chances are they can, but there's not a lot of point doing so or they just have better things to do than that. He could just register again with a slightly different name and most of the players will still think he is the harmless_kittens.



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You know what I like about this thread? It reveals how some people are just unable to see the forest for the trees.

Like taking a joke thread seriously, for example...

I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"


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It's harmless. Like kittens.

Edited by (TDM) DallasCreeper, 22 April 2016 - 06:01 AM.

 

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You know what I like about this thread? It reveals how some people are just unable to see the forest for the trees.

Like taking a joke thread seriously, for example...

 

It's not my fault that I read the first sentence of a post, and assume it's the real deal.... IT seriously isn't...

 

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Did you happen to read this thread?

No way!  The irony!






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