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A Hired vigilante profiteering in a free to play world,

only doing it for the cold. hard. cash.

Like a chivalrous knight among a horde of savages.

They must pay in mmr for besmirching the great name of a crusader against the high tier cabal.

Bent on exposing them for skullduggery and low level cheats.

And while most people struggling day to day to improve their lot in this cesspool of varied pilot skill, would dismiss him as a basic idiot.

There's always new people who might believe this fantasy.

 

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I think Mr. Trudeau won't mind the use:

 

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why do people insist on being a moron?


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You would think that a hired gun would have a more appropriate name than "Flowey_The_Flower"

But, in all fairness...
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How much more outlandish can this get?!


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A Hired vigilante profiteering in a free to play world,

only doing it for the cold. hard. cash.

Like a chivalrous knight among a horde of savages.

They must pay in mmr for besmirching the great name of a crusader against the high tier cabal.

Bent on exposing them for skullduggery and low level cheats.

And while most people struggling day to day to improve their lot in this cesspool of varied pilot skill, would dismiss him as a basic idiot.

There's always new people who might believe this fantasy.

 

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Unless the voices in her own head are to be counted, no.
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....

 

You know, i kinda knew runa was like lost to the full fuzzy bunny and all but serious....

 

This is a whole new level of frightening, i mean... have they done away with mental health services and all since i left america?

 

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Go read and edit the hawken wiki you fuzzy bunnies.


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I bet the poor girl just wants attention. She has a really lousy way of showing it though. 


 

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Unless the voices in her own head are to be counted, no.

 

Actually, there might be one. He tried to join the B-Team. Lemme drag up the resume.

 

Yes, resume. 


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Actually, there might be one. He tried to join the B-Team. Lemme drag up the resume.

 

Yes, resume. 

 

Was that person known for sitting on the roofs of FrontLine and raining abuse down on his team?


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Was that person known for sitting on the roofs of FrontLine and raining abuse down on his team?


Nope. Someone I'd never heard of. Probably had been playing on some smurf or other since the ah... detailed videos he sent me.
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