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Ranna

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kant stop won't stop- the return of the sweggening. the return of...

$WAGHETTI #YOLOGNESE


Founded in 2014 and lost to the site wipe, sweg never dies.




$waghetti #yolognese, or Swag Yo, is a clan for those of us who feel that the regular Hawken experience just doesn't quite cut it. Where's the fire? Where's the swagger? Where's the twelve year olds insulting our mothers?

We are here to fill that gap- both for ourselves, and all who would welcome us.

As an 1337 cl4n, (or an elite clan, in you will) member skill is of the utmost import.
However, prospective members are to vet their own skills-

for as the Canadian philosopher Avril Lavigne declared, there is more than meets the eye, it's the soul inside that matters. And only you know what your soul looks like.

Member Requirements:

1. Be Sweggy:
Look to find the swag in every aspect of you life. Change comes from within.
2. Lay down sick burns :
Take that moment to tell a pilot that they got "#WATSED HARDC0RE" no matter the risk to yourself
3. Accept what is when you die:
Acknowledge the skill of other pilots and admit when you get "MAD REKT BY"
4. Be able to MLG DROPSHOT QUICKSCOPE:
It's okay if you don't hit anyone.
5. Be able to 360 NOSCOPE JUMPSHOT:
Again, actually hitting anyone is a bonus.
6. Remember that the Yolo Swag lifestyle is not for everyone:
Know when to can it if other people are trying to actually use chat.
7. Remember that in HAWKEN, we live more than once:
Value this and use it and take good advantage of it.


Now join our steam group and fire up those skrubmachine cannons!
http://steamcommunit...m/groups/swegyo
PILOT LIST:
Ranna
xXGoffikPrincessXx
GGGanjaMan
50_Cent_Soldier

Edited by Ranna, 08 June 2016 - 04:04 PM.

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Pretty sure I just got cancer. 


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Pretty sure I just got cancer. 

 

Jokes on you ... I already have cancer, and now I have another kind of cancer ...


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thots:  this triggered the memory of the morning i walked across the lawn to check the mail, barefoot, and learned my neighbor now has a dog.


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#:  chown -R us ./base

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"...oh great Itzamna, you shall know Us by the trail of Dead."


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thots: this triggered the memory of the morning i walked across the lawn to check the mail, barefoot, and learned my neighbor now has a dog.

An unexpected happiness?
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I will join YOU. Text me back



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I would like to apply.



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Ranna

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I would like to apply.

You're in! I'm traveling at the moment and won't be online much, but add me and we'll meet eventually :D

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Hoo boy. TDM killer right here.

I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"


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WTF

 

holla at ya boi noodle


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Ranna

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O shi. Dat Boi!!

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I am assuming the leadership position for this clan. Please see my call sign for reference.

 

I have great plans for the team.

 

-spaghetto


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Ranna

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Understood. I'll make you admin of the steam group at your convenience

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I am assuming the leadership position for this clan. Please see my call sign for reference.

I have great plans for the team.

-spaghetto

Your usurpation has been noted and forwarded to interested parties.

I expect a full TPG team ready for Season 4. Your acquiescence to this inevitability is appreciated.

May the power of the Scrubs and the Yolodive be with you.

Edited by Amidatelion, 10 June 2016 - 07:35 PM.

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Full team of test drive scouts plus one incin

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I call dibs on the incin then.


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Full team of test drive scouts plus one incin


TDM will take that action. Get a team and join us for practice.

I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"


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TDM will take that action. Get a team and join us for practice.

 

Didn't you quit.



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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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I'm unfortunately busy doing hella gigs and reking life in general for the next two weeks but what is this "practice" you speak of and how do I get in on it





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