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[Drrt4]

Spoiler

I cant believe I'm making this joke again..

 

You get a jar of 'regrets'

 

I insert MORE REPEATING LINES OF TEXT!

Edited by Drrt4, 07 August 2016 - 05:37 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a post so large that I couldn't actually post it.

 

I insert an epic necklace:

 

[DemitronPrime]

You get my neck and back problems

 

I insert cannabis dependency for back related problems

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get Chronic Blunt Syndrome.

 

I insert a medium pulse laser.

[DemitronPrime]

omg LOL!! CBS... my new illness

 

you Get a reverberating speaker with a laser light attached

 

I insert a guass rifle

[(PS4)Crafty_Dus]

You get killed by raiders in V.A.T.S. who just wanted to rob you of your gauss rifle.

 

I insert -150 milliseconds off your latency to US central Hawken servers. YW

[Drrt4]

You get a good time and hope for the future of Hawken.

 

I insert 200 bad game movies.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get Shamallama in a Darth Vader costume claiming to be your father.

 

I insert a packet of anti chronotons.

[Drrt4]

You get nothing.

 

I insert a revive paddle.

[phed]

you receive a g1 howken technician.

 

i insert a small screwdriver...  and give it a twist.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a flathead screw, even though you used a philips screwdriver.

 

I insert a gold coin from the Persian empire.

[Drrt4]

You get 5$.

 

I insert next level spookiness.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a bloody gold coin from the Persian empire.

 

I insert a bag of lucky charms marshmallows.

[6ixxer]

You get Biz, high on lucky charms marshmallows.


I insert Biz and a microphone doing these ones...

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a box of beets.

 

I insert the stairway to heaven. (Not the song, the actual one)

[Shade__]

You get three steps and a portal.

I insert the way out.

[(Xbox)phed thc]

You get 9 grams of psilocybin mushrooms, 2 hits of Jerry Garcia micro dot lsd, and a tab of mdma.

I insert my xbox one controller.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get two Wii remotes glued together in the shape of an X.

 

I insert an empty mason jar.

[coldform]

You get a jar full of sour apple moonshine - full-on stupid sauce, and just strong enough that you still get your sister pregnant.

I insert a box of 30000 post-it notes.

[DallasCreeper]

You get this

Spoiler

 

I insert The Science Channel.

Edited by DallasCreeper, 16 August 2016 - 12:19 PM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get thousands of bow ties, and now you can't get the Bill Nye theme out of your head.

 

I insert a Thagomizer. (Look it up)

[6ixxer]

You get impaled.

 

I insert a plastic cube displaying a quincunx.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get two unevenly weighted plastic cubes that always land on the side with only one painted indentation when you roll them on a flat surface.

 

I insert a tiny plastic foot.

[Shade__]

You get a tiny plastic hand.

I insert a bomb.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a boom.

 

I insert the concept of defeat.

[6ixxer]

You receive the reality of winning at being defeated.

I insert the concept of YOLOing.

[Drrt4]

You get a dead skrub in a zerker.

 

I forget to insert something.

[Shade__]

you get an error message.

I insert a can of mech paint.

[coldform]

You get the dankest civ chassis evar.

I insert my dunning kruger effect.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a giant head.

 

I insert a tiger shark.

[(Xbox)phed thc]

You get a chilled bowl of shark fin soup.

I insert my $2.50 worth of 1922 buffalo nickels.

[Shade__]

You get a live buffalo.
 

I insert a very happy wombat.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get an angry Bandicoot.

 

I insert a tiberium crystal.

[6ixxer]

You get Toxic Visceroiditis.

I insert charcoal, matches and an expertly prepared Sus Domesticus.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a Flaming Hellboar.

 

I insert a leprechaun's hat.

[Drrt4]

you get a very flat 2d advertisement about some fuzzy bunny cereal that tastes like the worst parts of a super hero film.

 

I insert Advertisement.

Edited by Drrt4, 25 August 2016 - 06:46 AM.

[Shade__]

You get a broken toy monkey.

I insert the money the memes and the strangest dreams.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a bucket of LSD and lead paint.

 

I insert all the sleep I wish I had gotten today.

[Shade__]

You get the champ of the last post wins thread.

I insert why im awake at 4AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a 7,000 liter drum of coffee.

 

I insert a Sumomassive Black Hole: